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Synopsis: Pre-Covid, day trader ROB is having a roll and he’s celebrating in a bar along Wall Street.
At rise: Rob nurses a glass of liquid and gives the googly eye to an attractive patron at the other end of the
bar.
(Chuckles, fidgeting a pen in his hand) I have that special feeling, you know, (excitedly) like, things gonna
come my way, baby. (Takes a drink) You may say, “What are you doing drinking in a bar before noon?”
What, this? It's just water, I can’t have anything stronger than that, not even coffee, no, no. You see, (points
to head) I need a clear head. I’m a trader, on the (loudly) wall street. (Gives the end of the bar an
enthusiastic wink). (A beat) I just like The Floor, you know, I walk on Wall Street smelling that air of money.
Every day I go to work, and as long as I still have a red cent, I will play the odds. You see, I have a system,
(Points to head, again) here, no one can steal that away. And let me tell you, (whispers) p
eople have tried to
steal my money, so many times, I don’t bother counting any more. (Leaning towards the patron) See? I am
eeeah. In this country, money is everything. (Looks at the patron) Well, love, don’t give me that look,
rich. Y
you know what I’m talking about. See, you smile, and it’s beautiful. I was born rich, and let me clue you in, it
was hard work! It was! Only instead of earning money, I had to learn to keep it.
(Takes a sip of water) At first, it was not so bad, when you are thirteen and you realize that you have enough
money to last a hundred lifetimes, it’s almost like you are walking on the clouds. Everyone’s nice to you, you
can do no wrong. Then one day, I thought to myself, “Wait a minute, why is no one talking to me about my
money?”. My money. Mine. That’s when I learned, on my 16th birthday, that I was no longer filthy rich.
(Looks to the patron) Oh, love, stay awhile longer, I’m still rich, see? By an American mile! The trouble was,
my relatives, 2 uncles and 1 auntie, deemed it fits to divest my inheritance to their investments. It was
gradual, you see, and they did it expertly, I have to say. (Takes a sip, smacks lips) Every year, on my
birthday, they’d make transfers to their offshore accounts for “Rob’s future fund”, only I was not the
beneficiary, their children are. These are the same people who comforted me when my parents died when I
was six! (A beat) I t was an accident. Only, was it really?
(Puts back happy face) So, what choice do I have? I started working hard. (To the patron) You should see
me pouring through the legal documents and suing each and every last one of their sorry asses. That’s how I
got my money back. (A twinkle) And I learned a few tricks of my own. You see, I’m not drunk, I’m not high,
well, a different kinda high, perhaps, on the knowledge that I have so much money I can buy all the bars on
this block if I want to. There is no such thing as having too much money, because people will be so NICE
when you are rich, even when you are just messing with them. (To the patron) You know what I’m talking
ee?
about, don’t you, love? (Laughs) S
(Signs)
(A beat) I ’m addicted, I want more.
(Puts down the glass, stands up to leave)
ee you around, love.
(To the patron) S
(Leaves) Everyone wants more.