Specially formulated to safely

Useful and effectively eliminate

distracting aural elements.
Information
Use on: barking dogs, cell phones,
annoying brats, clever jokesters,
No animal testing
whisperers, and Know-It-Alls.
No testing on
Directions:
Zorgons 1. Shake violently
2. Aim at evil-doer
Results may vary
3. Spray until subject is subdued
with windspeed, time 4. If you run out of product

Kid
of day, length of shirt before subject is subdued,
hem, and factors contact the Vice Principal of
Pain
beyond your control.

Not warranted
against Acts of God,

-B-
Acts of Allah, or Acts
of Childish Behavior.

No doughnuts were
harmed in the
making of this
product.

* If it doesn’t work, you must really be a loser.

Quiet
From the makers of
If you don’t find Kid-Shut-Up and other
this information
useful, your
Contents under pressure, radioactive waste
unlike your classroom
purchase price where everyone is relaxed by-products
cheerfully and mellow.
refunded.