First Draft Script – Spunk FM

Jake: Welcome to Spunk FM, its Jake and James on our 12am show – this beautiful summer morning.

James: This morning we have two extra sexy s pecial guests, Dappy from N-Dubz and the one and
only Steven Hawkings.
Dappy: Wa’gwan Spunk FM.
Steven H: Good morning fellow homosapien’s.
Jake: So how about this number 1 hit?
Dappy: It’s sick ennit bruv.
Steven H: Na na naaa.
James: Let’s get a listen then.
(Archive clip – NDubz: Ouch. Steven Hawking doing the ‘Na na naaa’)
Jake: That was suburb, spectacular, spontaneous. Steven people thought you were a genius, now
they know you’re a legend.
Steven H: Thank you, I did most of it. I’m so high right now I can’t feel my legs.