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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI------------ ----------------- --------- -Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friendson their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! ------------ ----------------- --------- -Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and

tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.That's DELHI ------------ --------- ----------------- -Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chaistall. That's AHMEDABAD ------------ --------- ----------------- -Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stopthe fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus inthe program. That's BANGALORE

------------ --------- ----------------- -Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that"AMMA" doesn't like all thisnonsense. Peace settles in... That's CHENNAI------------ ----------------- --------- - Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA-------------------- --------- --------- Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes

from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place,go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting". That's KERALA ! ------------ ----------------- --------- -and the best one is .... Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA !!!

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