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Sear c hing f or a f r es h angle on the lates t dev elopments in A us tr alian politic s is like s ear c hing f or a needle in a hay s tac k. Ther e ar e thous ands of ar tic les out ther e w r itten by people f ar s mar ter than me w ith a lot mor e know ledge of the s ituation. Y ou think thats going to s top me though? No w ay ! A s mos t of y ou w ho r ead this w ill know , Iv e been a f air ly outs poken c r itic of our new Pr ime Minis ter . Some of my language has been a little c olour f ul, and Iv e been les s than c omplimentar y of her v oic e among other as pec ts of her per s onality . Per haps her highes t honour though w as w hen s he made it onto my people I hate lis t. I think Ill hav e to r emov e her f r om that lis t though. Simply put, y ou c ant hav e the Pr ime Minis ter on a people I hate lis t w ithout s ev er al people in s ki mas ks kic king dow n y our door and dr agging y ou aw ay to an undis c los ed loc ation w her e Id nev er be hear d f r om again. I w ont go into the details of how s he c ame to pow er ther e ar e new s ar tic les f or that. Nor s hall I go into the amaz ing f ac t that a w oman is now the Pr ime Minis ter ther e ar e f eminis ts f or that. What Ill do is thr ow my pr edic tions on the table. Who w ill w in the nex t elec tion? Eas y . Gillar d. Shes too univ er s ally popular . I c an lis t on tw o hands the number of people I know w ho w ould pr ef er A bbott to be Pr ime Minis ter than Gillar d. Shes a f or midable per f or mer w ho w ill c lear ev er y thing in her path. Who w ould I pr ef er to be Pr ime Minis ter ? Well, as a mor e c ons er v ativ e c hap, I hav e to s ay A bbott... but w ith r es er v ations . The man is a loos e c annon that c ould go of f the r ails at any moment. Is that too big a r is k? Who know s ? A l I do know is that Id better get Gillar d of f my people I hate lis t bef or e I get taken hos tage by A SIO. Wait... w ho ar e thes e guy s in s ki mas ks that jus t c ame bar ging thr ough my door ... Clic k her e to email Dy lan about the abov e c olumn. Clic k her e to go bac k to the homepage. All hail our first female Prime Minister.