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    The poem describes an obnoxious insurance salesman who persistently tries to sell policies to homeowners. He implies customers are foolish for refusing, questions their concern for their family's well-being if they don't buy, and claims the policy only costs pennies a day. Even when told a cheaper option is available elsewhere, the salesman insists his is best. The poem warns readers to firmly refuse such salesmen at the door to avoid their pressure tactics.

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    Never allow him to enter your house.

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    The poem describes an obnoxious insurance salesman who persistently tries to sell policies to homeowners. He implies customers are foolish for refusing, questions their concern for their family's well-being if they don't buy, and claims the policy only costs pennies a day. Even when told a cheaper option is available elsewhere, the salesman insists his is best. The poem warns readers to firmly refuse such salesmen at the door to avoid their pressure tactics.

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    The Obnoxious Insurance Salesman

    Uploaded by

    Elton Camp
    The poem describes an obnoxious insurance salesman who persistently tries to sell policies to homeowners. He implies customers are foolish for refusing, questions their concern for their family's well-being if they don't buy, and claims the policy only costs pennies a day. Even when told a cheaper option is available elsewhere, the salesman insists his is best. The poem warns readers to firmly refuse such salesmen at the door to avoid their pressure tactics.

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    The Obnoxious Insurance Salesman

    By Elton Camp There is one particular type of persistent louse That you should never allow within your house For once he succeeds in getting inside your door You will regret having allowed it forevermore Because what will happen, as a general rule If you refuse to buy, hell imply youre a fool He will accusingly demand the reason why What about your kids if you should die? No matter how little it is that your now earn If you dont sign up, then you have no concern Then he will quickly and despairingly say Why this protection only costs pennies a day. If you explain you can get it cheaper at work That wont mean a thing to that odious jerk But this policys best for me, uh I mean you. If you love your family this is what youll do. So the next time an insurance man you meet Be sure that you firmly keep him on the street

    Sign on the dotted line.

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