Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex.

It is respect & trust, accepting a person

with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips.. saying "push it more!"
--------------------------------------------------------The brains of madras,
beauty of Bengal,
wealth of Gujarat &
strength of Punjab.
Translation:
madras di buddi,
Bengal di fuddi,
Gujarat da dhan
te Punjab da lun.
--------------------------------------------------------Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!
--------------------------------------------------------Subah-2 jab khirki kholay,
fruitwala zore se bole:
8 rupay ke 12 kelay,
kum paray to mera lelay.
------------------------------------------------Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo,
train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.
abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho,
baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a sardar, "sardarji, sandwich
loge?" Sardar ji replied, "o, kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich
kyon nahi?"
--------------------------------------------------------A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was
happy with the hole & She was happy with the thing!
--------------------------------------------------------What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------If u have 2 balls between ur legs, then u r a man, but if u have
4 balls between ur legs, don't think u r a superman, there's someone
fucking u.
--------------------------------------------------------Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai!!
--------------------------------------------------------Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo........
--------------------------------------------------------Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS: It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL: It cries during the performance.

3. POLITE: It bows down after the performance.

--------------------------------------------------------Aurat ko choot ki gehraayee pe naaz hai,
To hamein bhi apni lund ki lambaayee pe fakar hai,
Agar uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB hai,
To hamara lund bhi LUCKHNOW KA NAWAB hai...
--------------------------------------------------------A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl
Age no bar,
looks no bar,
Money no bar,
But SEX Baar-baar,
Hazaar bar...........
Lagataar...........!
--------------------------------------------------------A person doing self SWOT analysis:
Strength is my wife.
Weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour.
Threat is when I am on tour.
--------------------------------------------------------Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi hai!
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------Ho gayee hai night
band kar de light
Lund kar de tight
fuddi se kar ab fight
Nikaal de white-white
tatte ho jayenge light
U will feel alright
SWEET DREAMS & GOOD NIGHT!
--------------------------------------------------------Top 5 TV programmes:
1. Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi.
2. Kyun ki saas bhi kabhi chudi thi.
3. Chuttar faadh ke.
4. Kahani lun-lun ki....
5. Ek mahal ho mommo ka..
--------------------------------------------------------Come here, take of ur pants & knickers, get on the top of me.
Enjoy until u get satisfied. Lovingly urs-----, "I------TOILET".
--------------------------------------------------------A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
Plane says: "Yaar rocket, tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket replies "Yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke gand main AAG lagi ho...."
--------------------------------------------------------Why did Miss Rosemary change her name after marrying Mr. Lele?
B'coz she did not want her to be called as "ROZ MERI LELE....."
--------------------------------------------------------First 4 days of girls:
1. Love me, Don't touch me.

2. Touch me, Don't kiss me.

3. Kiss me, Don't fuck me.
4. Fuck me, Don't forget me.
--------------------------------------------------------What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA? Both r used by
Indian Women on daily basis!
--------------------------------------------------------Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three
fingers.... Rub it up & down gently ....................... that's the right way of washing the
glass!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------What is the similarity between PENIS and IODEX?
"Andar tak jaaye, garmahat aaye, aaraam dilaye...."
--------------------------------------------------------Prosti: "200 rupay loongi, hil-hil ke doongi."
Client: "100 rupay doonga, hila main khud loonga......"
--------------------------------------------------------Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN.
Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE HAIN.......!
--------------------------------------------------------Doctor says: Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a
Mushroom head, 2 eggs and cream, which provides all the nutrients to make women
healthy.
--------------------------------------------------------Do U know who the best goal keeper in the world is?
Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or which way u fuck her, ur balls
never go in!
--------------------------------------------------------2 penis went to see a movie. One said to another, "I hope its
not a sexy movie, otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------Today, the STYLE is: small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile
phones. Sometime soon a small penis will be in style, and then YOU will be "A STYLISH
MAN".
--------------------------------------------------------Rich man to Poor man: "How come you have got a big penis?"
Poor man: "because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with!"
--------------------------------------------------------What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, and is responsible for making love?
It's.............................................HEART.
--------------------------------------------------------A man walked into a ladies toilet. A lady who was inside got furious &
shouted-- "THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN".
The man, unzipping his pant said, "So is THIS!!!!!!"
--------------------------------------------------------A Chinese doctor says, a woman has 5 rooms:
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Storeroom
Vagina is a Guestroom
Ass is an Emergency room.
--------------------------------------------------------What is the similarity between man & mouse? Both of them are in
the search of hole!

--------------------------------------------------------What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into
a deep, slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better?
It's ......... VICKS INHALER!
------------------------------------------------Boy: "Pura andar gaya?"
Madam: "Haan gaya."
Boy: "Dard hua kya?"
Madam: "Bahut hua"
Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"
--------------------------------------------What is the difference between a watch & a girl?
Jadon watch kharaab hundi hai tan band ho jaandi hai:
Lekin Jadon Girl kharaab hundi hai tan chaaloo ho jaandi hai.......!!!
------------------------------------------Pussy Pussy don't go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar
Up above the legs so high
Always juicy never dry
Let me fuck u don't feel shy
Come on baby, just one try.
------------------------------------------7 Lies of MAN:-- 1. Let's be friends. 2. We will only talk. 3. I
will only kiss u. 4. Only buttons not the bra. 5. I'll not suck ur boobs.
6. I'llnot insert. 7. I love U.
------------------------------------Women's Prayer:
O holy men lay down with me on a holy bed. Let ur holy pole enter my holy hole so that
ur holy water can produce a holy soul.
Aaaah.. Men!!!!!
----------------------------------Woh raat Diwali wali thi
woh piya se chudne wali thi
Koi aur hi aake chod gaya
Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya
Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH
Tune choda bina NIRODH
----------------------------Boy: "Kaash main teri panty hota, tere naram angon se chipka hota..."
Girl: "Theek kaha! Jab main chud rahi hoti to tum bhi kisi konay par paday hote!"
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