Funny Sms What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!! Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !. Guy.-Do u know, when I was a kid, so many girls wanted to kiss me, I allowed, but now I want 2 kiss so many girls, but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS
Teacher to Student: "Are pants singular or plural?" Student: "They're singular on top and plural at the bottom" Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning the toilet Dad: How does that satisfy you? Son: I clean it with your toothbrush