BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love

me! 
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you

give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone
number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the

happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the
happiest couple 

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this

forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to
improve?? 
BOY : I love you and I could die for
you!
GIRL : How soon?? 

BOY : I would go to the end of the world

for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? 

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic
and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick. 

WIFE : You tell a man something, it

goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman
something: It goes in both ears and
comes
out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says
I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're
pretty ugly. 

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love

me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the
whole list again yesterday". 

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man

beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I beshowing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do

you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom
is a good cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an
example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and
Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts

of
Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he
marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son