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    A lecturer can put the Whole class to sleep, but. A mother can only put 1 child to sleep. A prostitute's nursery rhyme: One two lets screw, Three four i'm a whore, Five six s#ck the dick, Seven eight ejaculate, Nine ten f#ck me again.

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    A lecturer can put the Whole class to sleep, but. A mother can only put 1 child to sleep. A prostitute's nursery rhyme: One two lets screw, Three four i'm a whore, Five six s#ck the dick, Seven eight ejaculate, Nine ten f#ck me again.

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    Naughty SMS

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    Sourav Das
    A lecturer can put the Whole class to sleep, but. A mother can only put 1 child to sleep. A prostitute's nursery rhyme: One two lets screw, Three four i'm a whore, Five six s#ck the dick, Seven eight ejaculate, Nine ten f#ck me again.

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    kid asked:"Why dad & mum R in their room since 5days?

    "
    Sister:"I don't know but why r u laughing?"
    Kid:"Dad asked for 'VASELINE'
    And I gave him 'FEVICOL'

    Sonu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the


    tab mein kahan tha?
    Dad: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha
    aur aatey waqt mummy ke paas.

    WHY is a Lecturer
    Greater as compared
    to a Mother.?
    Bcause a mother can
    put only 1 child to sleep, but…
    A lecturer cAn put the
    Whole clAss to sleep….!

    kanjoos 1: I’m very kanjoos,


    I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
    kanjoos 2: You r nothing
    I saved all my money, my friend was going &
    I sent my wife with him

    Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?


    Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
    to ladki bhi nahi hoti

    Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband:


    So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
    New husband: Not bad.
    After the first 3 inches,
    she was brand new.

    Wife going to USA


    Wife:Do u want anything from USA?
    Husband: Yeah, an english girl
    Wife returns from USA
    Husband:where's my gift?
    Wife:wait for 9 months
    He met a lady while browsing.
    She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
    Since he was virus free
    he slotted his floppy disk
    into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

    A kids ask an Old man:


    Wut book r u reading sir?
    Old man! History book.
    Kid! But that a Sex Book.
    Old man! For me its History.

    A prostitute's nursery rhyme:


    One two lets screw,
    Three four I'm a whore,
    Five six s#ck the dick,
    Seven eight ejaculate,
    Nine ten f#ck me again.

    What is pure Hindi name of Condom??


    Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

    No teacher in class
    Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
    Kis ka period chal raha hai??
    4 larkian sharmatay hue
    sir hamara

    Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.


    Friend : Acha wo kaise?
    Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
    mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

    Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.


    Girl: what?
    Boy: your heart.
    Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
    Boy: what?
    Girl: your bike..;-)

    A man was lost alone on an island.


    One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
    Suddenly a girl comes and
    man used the wood for making bed.
    Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

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