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_________ Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY
YEAR
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Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100
letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar
asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a
foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but
I don't know who is Jayanthi.
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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an
auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are
trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd
floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my
imagination! !!
ni
dokidos
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her
chappals are new
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my
wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable
exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Sardar attending an interview in Software
Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there
sir.
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its
landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air
hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS,
KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government
holidays...! !!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and
Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of
Apple is not APPLE
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to
solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the
door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for
“Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??
A. A babysitter.
Q. What has arms and legs, but no head?
A. A chair!
A. Water!
A. A blackboard!
A. I’m delighted!
A. A coin!
A. Stinkerbell!
A. Millionaire.
Q. Why did the girl throw the clock out the
window?
A. A traffic jam!
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
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Today' s Students
Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai
to impress his girlfriend!
Give up??
Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."
Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????
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?????????
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Socho
Thoda sur Socho
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Socho Socho....
?
Nahi Aata
Bcoz
फुटकळ िवनोद:
गावात वीज
येणार असलया मुळे सगळे लोक नाचत होते ...... तयात एक कुता िह
नाचत
होता.... लोकानी िवचारले " तू का खुश आहेस ? " .........
तयावर कुता महणाला " वीज येईल तर खाब पण लागतील ना !!!!!!! :)
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मुलगा - बाबा माझया वगातला एक मुलगा मला gay असं िचडवतो.
बाबा - मग २ सणसणीत कानाखाली दे ना तयाचया.
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मुलगा - नको बाबा, तो फार cute आहे!
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भाडेकर:- अहो मालक राती घरी उंदीर खूप नाचतात हो ...!
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.घरमालक:- अरेSSS.....!१५० रपये भाडयाचया खोलीत मग काय
सुरेखा पुणेकर नाचवू का!?!?!!!!!
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पतकाराने एका जखमीला िवचारले," जेवहा बॉंमब पडला तेवहा तो फुटला
होता का?"
जखमी रागाने महणाला," नाही.......बॉमब गडगडत माझयाजवळ आला
आिण पेमाने महणाला
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"धडाम धपप"!
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बायको - अहो ऐकलंत का, मला वाटतं आपली मुलगी कोणाचयातरी पेमात
पडली आहे.
नवरा - कशावरन???
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बायको - अहो आजकाल ती पॉकेटमनी मागत नाहीये.
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Teacher: Class, we
will have only half
days school this
morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will
have the other half
this afternoon
Student: The brain
is a wonder full
thing
Teacher: Why do
you say that?
Student: Because it
starts working the
second you get up
in the morning and
never stops until
you get asked a
question in class!
Teacher: Be sure
that you go straight
home
Student: I can't, I
live just round the
corner!
TEACHER : What is
an island ?
Pupil : A piece of
land surrounded by
water except on one
side.
TEACHER :On one
side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
TEACHER :Give me
three reasons why
the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad
says so, my mum
says so and you say
so !
TEACHER : What
shape is the world in?
Pupil : Rotten !
TEACHER : Why
does you geography
exam have a big zero
over it.
Pupil : It's not a
zero, the teacher ran
out of stars, so she
gave me a moon
instead !
TEACHER :What's
you name ?
Class : Ravi
TEACHER : You
should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir
Ravi !
TEACHER : I want
you to tell me the
longest sentence you
can think of
Pupil : Life
imprisonment !
TEACHER : Name
four members of the
cat family
Pupil : Daddy cat,
mummy cat and two
kittens !
TEACHER : What is
further away,
Australia or the
Moon ?
Pupil : Australia,
you can see the
Moon at night !
TEACHER : Ravi,
can you find me
Australia on the map
please ?
Pupil :There it is
TEACHER : Now,
Ravi, who discovered
Australia ?
Pupil : I did !
Pupil : I wished we
lived in the olden
days
TEACHER : Why is
that ?
TEACHER :What
kind of birds do you
find in captivity?
Pupil : Jailbirds !
TEACHER : What is
the plural of mouse ?
Pupil :Mice
TEACHER : Good,
now what's the plural
of baby ?
Pupil : Twins !
TEACHER : What's
the longest word in
the English
language ?
Pupil : Smiles -
because there is a
mile between the first
and last letters !
TEACHER :: I
despair, Ravi, how do
you manage to get so
many things wrong in
a day ?
Pupil : Because I
always get here early
sir !
TEACHER : What do we do with crude
oil ?
Pupil : Teach it some manners!
What is 5Q + 5Q?
10Q........You're Welcome!
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi