Dragonism The belief that Alduin, an eldar dragon, created the universe and it's inner working In the

begging there was an egg, a cosmic egg from this egg hatched a dragon,a magic dragon its name was Alduin the creator. From his breath spewed fire which bore the stars we see today, from its scales formed the planets that we walk on today. Alduin is the god of dragonism and is worshipped on a regular basis. Alduin quickly became bored with the stars and the planets so he created dragon in his image. Dragon was strong and powerful,but dragon lacked in mind and intelligence. So he created man which were intelligent but not so strong however this obvious difference upset them and they began to feud. Over the course of two hours there were 7 Mighty Dragon wars the men had great tactics but the dragons overwhelming power pushed them back, but when the mighty general Tom Smith was born the humans began to reclaim land this land was named China in the 7th mighty dragon war they were pushed back into mongolia and that is where they remain today. Every year or so the dragons attack china in efforts to reclaim their land.In order to combat these raids they built the great wall of china, which seperates china and mongolia to this today. But the dragons wised up and they invented natural selection which caused the dragons without wings to die immediately and the dragons with wings to thrive and so the raids continued,but natural selections aided the men as well and so some of them evolved into crossbows the other men picked up these crossbows and slayed the dragons. Unfortunately for the dragons they were unable to counter the crossbow and they were quickly driven to extinction, except for 1. Puff the magic dragon this dragon was naturally selected to have an overextended life time and magic. Puff the magic dragon still lives today he is protected by the FBI in the basement of the whitehouse where he is concealed with his magic. Today dragonism is practiced by very few and is a culturally elite religion that all who practice find themselves wealthy and rich. Which is why you should convert to dragonism.