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Rambo Goes To Idaho by Scott Abels Book Preview
Rambo Goes To Idaho by Scott Abels Book Preview
by Scott Abels
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Screenplay
He is good,
but he is a product of the world.
In Rambo 7,
the man he said had no shadow.
That isnt a tombstone
anymore. Its his mailbox.
Rambo in vegan sandals.
He is urinating.
Rambo, dancing.
We never see him sleeping.
Rambo, checking his email.
Crabby from all the MSG.
Pan to:
Rambos matching panties.
Pan to:
Never anything is his Inbox.
He is counting
pigs tied to sticks.
He is teaching English.
Victory is its own reward.
Rambo making up words
like Fambo and Idiotard.
Rambo, lost without his dental floss.
He is searching for his shirt.
Releasing the grip from his neck:
I am not my conflict.
At the key party,
everybody put their keys in a fishbowl.
Pan to:
Rambo at the key party,
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Burst
1.
Chopsticks was born in April with 4 working nostrils
in a village in Brazil.
Because Chopsticks isnt a good lapdog,
John called him Chopsticks.
Then, me and John
were a champion combination.
Like rats eating ham.
Like the latch and the grave.
I checked Sciences over Humanities
on both our college applications.
I was eating my big fried dinner
on the beach with Chopsticks.
John actually physically drew a line in the sand.
I had never seen that done.
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2.
Rambo, having a glass
of wine on the beach,
and she asks,
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An American Ninja
delivered it in the night.
The chickens went crazy.
Rambo hardly noticed.
Rambo, happy.
He drinks all his fluids from
a chilled white wine glass.
He bakes
his own bread.
He sings:
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3.
As Rambo lay dying,
he was happy there were no cameras.
He took on some manners that I admire.
Some people would have called him a shut-in.
He was my teacher. We had different lives.
It was as if there were a language barrier.
He was not used to having guests.
He did not need to have his hand held.
He said: do something
not because its Republican,
but because you believe
its the right thing to do
(urinating all over himself)
he said, horses
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by
John Rambo
A thesis
submitted in partial fulfillment
of the requirements for the degree of
Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing, Poetry
Boise State University
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