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> > >>>Situations and some equally stupid answers:> > >>>
> > >>>1.At the movies:When you meet
> > acquaintances/friends
> > >>>Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing
here?
> > >>>Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no
cool
> > cabs so I thought i'd
> > >>>watch
> > >>>some advertisements in the cool comfort of
the
> > theatre.
> > >>>
> > >>>2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed
> > high-heeled shoes steps on
> > >>>your
> > >>>feet
> > >>>Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
> > >>>Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
> > anesthesia.....why don't you try
> > >>>again or should i try this time."
> > >>>
> > >>>3.At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people
ask
> > >>>Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all
people.
> > >>>Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
> > >>>
> > >>>4.At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
> > >>>Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah"
dish
> > good
> > >>>Answer:-No, its teribble and made of
adulterated
> > cement.We occasionaly
> > >>>also spit in it.
> > >>>
BIOLOGY LECTURE
>
> A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class
on 'Observation'. He
> took out a jar of yellow-coloured liquid. "This",
he explained, "is
urine.
> To be a doctor, you have to be observant to
colour, smell, sight, and
> taste."
>
> After saying this, he dipped his finger into the
jar and put it into his
> mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most,
in disgust. But being the
> good students that they were, the jar was passed,
and one by one, they
> dipped one finger into the jar and then put it
into their mouth.
>
> After the last student was done, the lecturer
shook his head. "If any of
> you had been observant, you would have noticed
that I put my 2nd finger
into
> the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
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-oOOO OOOoYou have been seen by the tweety bird!
He will grant you one wish.
Make your wish when the count down is over...
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did.
*****************************************The secret
of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was
water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the
car?" She
said, "In the lake."
-- Henny Youngman