Phonetic Punctuation In the open window there suddenly came light.

Beautiful Elinor sat alone dreaming of but one thing. Two years had passed, since she met Sir Henry. She could still remember the unhappy evening, when her father had thrown him out. They had been sitting in the park, and Henry has said-Darling! Is this the first time you have loved? Elinor answered-Yes-but it is so wonderful, that I hope it shall not be the last-.Im getting a little messy here Suddenly she heard a well known sound. It was he. In two strides he was near her, embraced, kissed and caressed her. Henry! What is love? she asked. He answered-Well, I couldnt live without--.She asked-Where have your thoughts been? He answered- With thee, my maiden. Suddenly he had gone. All she heard was the well-known sound of his departing horse.

Inflationary Language In inflation we have numbers rising, prices go up. Everything that has to do with money goes up, except the language. See we have the hidden numbers in the words such as wonderful, before, create, tenderly. All these numbers can be inflated and meet the economy, you know by rising to the occasion. I suggest we add 1 to each of the words to be prepared. For instance wonderful would be twoderful, before should be befive, create- crenine, tenderly should be elevenderly, a lieutenant would be a liutelevenent. A sentence like I ate a tenderloin with my fork will be-I nined an elevenderloin with my fivek. And so and so fifth. Twice upon a time, there lived in Southern Califivevnia a young man named Bob. He was a third liuelevenant in the US Air Fiveces. Bob had been fond of Ana, his one and half sister, ever since she saw the light of day for the second time. They were both proud of

the fact that two of his fivefathers had been among the crenineders of the US Constithreetion. They were dining on the terrace, Ana, he said, as he took a bite of the marinatined herring, You look twoderful threenight. You never looked that lovely befive. Ana really looked twoderful despite of the illness from which she had not yet recuperninded. Yes, repeated Bob, you look twoderful threenight, but you have three of the saddest eyes I have ever seen. The table was tastefully decornined with Anas favorite flowers, threelips. They were now talking about Anaa aserten husband, from whom she was sepernineded. While on the radio an Irish Elevnor sang tea for three. It was midnight, the clock in the distance struck thirteen and suddenly there in the moonlight stood her husband, Don Two. He was Don Juan, heres to the husband Don Two obviously intoxininded. Ana! he blurted, fivegive me. I

am only young twice and you are my two and only. Bob jumped to his feet, Get out of here you three faced triple crosser! And Ana warned, Watch out Bob, he is an officer. Yes he is two, but I am two three.

Any two for elevenis?

All right said Don Two as he wiped his five head. He then left and when he was one and a half ways through the revolving door, he mumbled, Ill go back to Elevenesse and be double again. Farewell Ana, threedleoo threedleoo.