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Baby Phenom scores Calipari visit

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The future of Kentucky Basketball? John Calipari sure seems to think so. Reports have stated that the Kentucky head coach and numerous other coaches, including Louisville, Michigan, and Duke, have made visits to see Titus in action. These visits have general been limited early morning and mid day because of Titus strict nap regiment. Along with numerous short naps, Tituss parents have him on a rigorous training contingent. Titus has shooting practice from 8-11 AM every morning following two periods of physical conditioning post-nap. Titus has his own miniature weight room located in the basement of the house. Although the weights are smaller, his father assured us that they sure aint lighter. Titus has significant muscle development due to his training and is listen above 95 th percentile in both height and weight, coming in at an impressive 45 pounds and 3 feet 1 inch tall at only 2 years old! When asked if he was looking for help training Titus, the father said, We aint lookin for a personal trainer! Who could train mah boy betta then me? Interviews of Titus have been requested and attempted, but being only 2 Tituss conversational skills are quite poor and been known to rudely defecate during many of said attempted interviews. When Titus isnt practicing at home he travels all over the country in the most elite toddler basketball leagues available, dominating the competition wherever he goes. His competition is embarrassing, exclaims his father. He is currently averaging 25 points a game, which is a staggering 99.5% of is teams scoring output. Tituss skill has reportedly made several of his infant competitors, along with their fathers, cry like little girls. The sky is the limit for this young star and with the enthusiasm seen by his father I wouldnt expect anything less then excellence.

A five star Ole Miss Recruit seen fanning thousands of dollars, wearing diamond and gold jewelry, and driving a Lamborghini Aventador. Ole Miss recruiting commissioner claims to have no idea how he might have found the money. NCAA instigation on the horizon. Mother refuses to sign sons recruitment papers at the University of Clemson. She reportedly didnt like the Clemson cause the coach got a funky name, my daddy taught me to never trust a man with dat kinda name. Recruit will attempt to find his long lost father in order to enroll at Clemson.

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