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Bambi 2: Resurrection
Original Screenplay
BAMBI’S MOTHER
Get out of here Bambi, there’s too many of them – I can’t
hold them back much longer.
BAMBI’S MOTHER
Sometimes I can be a real pain in the neck!
BAMBI’S MOTHER
Motherfucker!
She staggers slightly but regains her balance, and whips
her hind legs into the air, cracking the skull of an
approaching hunter, cartwheeling across the blood stained
clearing she grabs two revolvers from the floor before
flipping into a dive (SLOW MOTION).
BAMBI’S MOTHER
Consider your hunting license revoked.
Suddenly there is a gunshot; a bullet tears through
BAMBI’S MOTHER’s back, literally creating an explosion of
blood as it exits.
BAMBI’S MOTHER
My spine!
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BAMBI
Mother!
BAMBI’S MOTHER
I’m... okay...it’s a fleshwound.
FACELESS HUNTER
What kind of monster are you? You took out five of my
best men!
BAMBI’S MOTHER
One day, one of my kind is gonna find you, and when they
do they’re gonna kill you, your family and everyone you
love!
FACELESS HUNTER
I can live with that.
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Dropping to his knees BAMBI throws his head back and
screams.
BAMBI
Vengeance!
BAMBI
VENGEANCE!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Bambi!
BAMBI
Who said that? Is that you Mr Owl?!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Bambi! Listen to me Bambi!
BAMBI
Who are you?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Do you not recognize your own kin?
BAMBI
M...mother? It cannot be! You’re dead! I buried you
myself! And kept your fragmented skull on my mantle-piece
as a grim reminder of the price we pay to rule these
woods. I also kept your ribcage but, to be honest, I
don’t really understand why.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Indeed, but the grave is no barrier to those who do not
rest in peace!
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BAMBI’S MOTHER’S GHOST
A deed you yourself have come to realise my son. A deed
so foul that- wait, you kept my ribcage? Why?
BAMBI
Because...
BAMBI
No, Thumper helped me pull it out.
BAMBI
Don’t know; we didn’t have anything else to do.
BAMBI
I think it’s in the cave. We use it as a letter rack.
BAMBI
Sure. Sorry about that, I’d actually forgotten about it.
You know how it is - you pass something everyday of your
life and you kind of forget it’s there. It’s just ‘the
letter rack’ now; you forget it’s your mother’s ribcage.
BAMBI
Yep.
BAMBI’S MOTHER’S GHOST
They basically mean that I want you to go and find my
killer and get bloody revenge for my death.
BAMBI
So it shall be. I will travel to the hated city and
dispense unforgiving woodland justice to all who stand in
my way. Soon the humans will know a fear they could not
have imagined in their most heinous fantasies, and that
fear shall be the name ‘Bambi’.
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BAMBI’S MOTHER’S GHOST
I also want to include a subplot about you going finding
Thumper who’s gone missing in the city - think you’ll
have time for that too?
BAMBI
Er, yeah – should do.
BAMBI
Looks like Hunting Season just opened... on the human
race.
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Following the enigmatic clues he found in Thumper’s
abandoned warren, Bambi’s search leads him to a rundown,
disreputable area of the city known only for its high
incidence of substance abuse and gang rape.
EXT. The city. Alleyway, gloomy and rundown. Skyscrapers
loom high on all sides. BAMBI walks tentatively down the
alley.
BAMBI
Thumper! Thumper! Come out, I know you’re here – I
followed the clues you left under the enchanted oak tree.
There is silence. Suddenly there is a crash from the end
of the alley, BAMBI turns and trots towards the sound.
BAMBI
Thumper, I know it’s you. I could track you to the other
side of the world. Come on out, my old woodland friend.
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From behind a trashcan we hear a familiar voice.
THUMPER
Did...did you bring it? The package, did you bring it?!
BAMBI
You mean the one I found under the enchanted oak tree?
Yes of course I did, just like the treasure map you left
told me too!
BAMBI
Good old Thumper! I don’t know what you could possibly
want with this little parcel though; it’s just full of
needles and a rubber strap...!
BAMBI
Oh Thumper, you always were a strange little rabbit!
THUMPER doesn’t reply; his breath comes in ragged gasps,
his foot beats at an insane rate. He grabs one of the
needles and plunges it into his arm.
His eyes roll up into his head and eventually the
thumping slows.
THUMPER
Oh god...
BAMBI
Th...Thumper?
THUMPER
Oh...god.
THUMPER begins to slide down the wall until he is
slouched on the floor. A detached grin creeps across
THUMPER’s face, he drools slightly from the corner of his
mouth.
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THUMPER
What have I become...? Bambi, what am I? I am no
rabbit... I’m a joke! A sick fucking joke!
BAMBI
Thumper, you’ve got a problem, but we can get through
this.
THUMPER
I don’t know Bambi, I’m a crack addict...do you know what
that means?! Do you know the things I’ve done to get like
this?! Can you even imagine...? I’ve seen God, Bambi,
I’ve seen him, and do you know what the scariest thing
is...? He doesn’t give a fuck.
BAMBI
You may be a crack addict, but you’re still the same
Thumper I knew all those years ago. Underneath all those
peculiar white stains, is your fur not still grey?
Despite all those painful bouts of the ‘shakes’, does
your foot not still thump?
THUMPER
I...I don’t know...maybe.
BAMBI
Come on Thumper! Are you a wretched, fucked up, crack-
addicted rabbit-whore? Or are you a mean motherfucking
bunny rabbit?!
THUMPER
I’m...I’m a rabbit.
BAMBI
I can’t hear you?!
THUMPER
I’m a mean motherfucking bunny rabbit!
BAMBI
Now let’s go kick some ass!
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INT. ‘VEALCORP’ HEADQUARTERS. Day - BAMBI and THUMPER are
pressed up against the wall in the lobby of ‘VEALCORP’,
the multi-national conglomerate that acts as the legal
face of the FACELESS HUNTER’s nefarious, unethical meat-
pushing ring.
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In the background, the bodies of a VEALCORP SWAT TEAM lie
bloodied and motionless; many are missing body parts,
mostly heads – although THUMPER’s necklace is sporting a
few freshly-severed fingers.
THUMPER
I never would have guessed that Faline, your own wife,
was a ‘Vealcorp Deathbot’ all along.
BAMBI
No, neither would I.
THUMPER
Nor would I have guessed that it was your own father who
ordered the hit on your mother, in order to silence her
dissent over his involvement in the meat-pushing ring,
operating out of our own woodland glade!
BAMBI
Which is why I had to kill him too.
THUMPER
I know, I was there. Additionally I want to thank you for
pulling me out of the fetid, drug-induced hell that my
life had become; living hour by hour for the feeling of
sweet oblivion that only a dirty needle could deliver. I
love you Bambi, and before we do this thing I wanted you
to know that.
BAMBI
I love you too Thumper. You’re the greatest friend a deer
could ever have.
BAMBI risks a look around the wall against which they are
hiding. Beyond the grey tiled floor, through the smoky
haze of hundreds of spent shell-casings, is the heavily
armoured door of the FACELESS HUNTER’s inner sanctum.
BAMBI slams a new clip into his rifle.
BAMBI
Lock and load!
Int. The inner sanctum. A well decorated office, covered
in the pelts and heads of various woodland creatures.
(PRODUCER’S NOTE: MAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME CAMEOS FROM THE
FIRST MOVIE AMONGST THE STUFFED CORPSES – AS A NOD TO THE
FANS?)
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The room is packed with black clothed members of the
VEALCORP SWAT TEAM, their weapons pointing nervously at
the reinforced steel door.
SECURITY GUARD
Oh my god, here they come!
BAMBI
Knock knock!
THUMPER
Get the point!
NINJA
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run. Here comes the
ninja with his samurai sword!
THUMPER
I’m sorry; I think we got off on the wrong foot. My
name’s Thumper...
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THUMPER
Nice to MEAT you!
THUMPER
Did not know who he was fucking with.
BAMBI
Thumper, he’s getting away!
THUMPER
Go Bambi, I’ll take care of this!
NINJA
You’re gonna pay for what you did to my partner, rabbit.
I’m gonna cut you up so small, you won’t even be fit for
stew!
THUMPER
You know something my father always used to tell me?
If you can’t say something nice...
THUMPER
Don’t say nothing at all!
The NINJA gurgles and dies.
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Ext. Rooftop of the VEALCORP skyscraper. The FACELESS
HUNTER clings desperately to the end of a huge industrial
crane. His exo-skeleton is battered and heavily damaged
from the unbelievably spectacular fight he has just had.
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Thousands of feet below, onlookers gather to witness the
extraordinary spectacle taking place at the end of the
crane.
FACELESS HUNTER
This is madness! Join me, and together we can rule the
world of illicit meat trading! No-one could stand before
us!
BAMBI
What about the pain and suffering?! Don’t you ever stop
to think about that? Thousands of kids worldwide, hooked
on illegal meat, hollow eyed and shaking - stealing money
from parent’s wallets, selling themselves on street
corners just to pay for their next meat-fix. There’s your
madness Hunter!
FACELESS HUNTER
Think about the money Bambi, you’d be rich beyond your
wildest dreams! You could move out of your woodland hovel
and into a nice apartment! Have mercy – you’ll be my
right hand man; you’ll have a forty nine percent share in
Vealcorp!
BAMBI
What about all those baby deers!
FACELESS HUNTER
Forget about them! What do you say?
BAMBI
No deal Hunter. Besides, I’ve a feeling your stock’s
about to CRASH!
FACELESS HUNTER
NOOOOOO! Curse you Bambi! Curse you!
BAMBI
Sorry you couldn’t hang around!
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BAMBI
What an adventure we’ve had!
THUMPER
I confronted the darkness in my soul old friend.
BAMBI
I think we all did Thumper, I think there’s a little bit
of darkness in all of us. Every time I pulled the
trigger, every time I heard the splatter of blood against
the wall, even the pain of every blow I endured... well,
a little bit of me rejoiced Thumper. A little bit of me
enjoyed it.
THUMPER
Can things ever go back to the way they were? I’ve killed
people, Bambi, lots of people. How do we go on after
everything we’ve done?
BAMBI
We just have to take it day by day, Thumper. Day by day.
Camera pans upwards from the two forest pals, up past the
forest, past the tree-line and into the warm evening sky.
As the scene fades out a deep booming laughter echoes in
the air – the laughter of the FACELESS HUNTER!
THE END?
Fade to black.
Credits roll.
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Production notes:
- Early drafts have Thumper dying of his drug
addiction – this didn’t play well with the
fans; they felt as though childhood
memories were being betrayed.
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