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Table of Contents....................................................................................................... 1 Laughter..................................................................................................................... 2 Williams Marriage................................................................................................... 3 Smart Mom.............................................................................................................. 4 The Curious Child.................................................................................................... 5 Contact Information.................................................................................................... 6

Laughter
Laughter brightens the eye, increases the perspiration, expands the chest, forces the poisoned air from the least-used lung cells, and tends to restore the exquisite poise or balance which we call health.

Williams Marriage
One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, Williams dad took him aside. Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. Shes a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with woman a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and Im afraid you cant marry her. William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly he announced, Dianne said yes! Were getting married in June.Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. Dianne is your half-sister too, William. Im awfully sorry about this.William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. Dad has done so much harm.. I guess Im never going to get married, he complained. Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister. His mother just shook her head. Dont pay any attention to what he says, dear. Hes not really your father.

Smart Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but noticing how beautiful Johns roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mothers thoughts, John volunteered, I know what you must be thinking but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates. About a week later, Julie came to John saying, ever since your Mother came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose that your mother took it do you?. John said, Well I doubt it, but Ill send her a letter just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, Im not saying that you did take the gravy ladle from my house. Im not saying that you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Son Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: Dear Son, Im not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and Im not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now... Love, Mom Lesson of the day........Dont lie to your Mom

The Curious Child

Boy: Why is my brother named Mighty Storm and my sister, Moonchild? Mother: Your brother was conceived during a storm and your sister while watching the moon. Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you curious?

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