8Liliquana has left the conversation. Ozz_Ugarte takes a slug of hooch down his tusked throat. Ozz_Ugarte : Brak?

You shot anyone today? 8Liliquana has joined the conversation. 8Liliquana is away. __? : wb)) Liliquana : ty)) Mandalorian_Brak : polishes his left Mandalorian_Brak polishes his left Westar 34 pistol "do womp rats count?" Liliquana : repost please eisen)) Mandalorian_Brak : [oh man that looked wrong] Ozz_Ugarte : Not if ya don't get paid. Ozz_Ugarte : lol) Mandalorian_Brak : it had a credit in its mouth that only got half melted Ozz_Ugarte : That's more than I made all week. Ozz_Ugarte : At this rate I'm gonna have to get a part time job. Mandalorian_Brak : What about extermination? get paid for shooting rodents and bugs Ozz_Ugarte : Tempting, very tempting. Liliquana : is eisen on brb)) Ozz_Ugarte : Think they'll let me use grenades? Mandalorian_Brak : I don't they ask what methods you use as long as the job gets done, last month, I paid someone to get rid of roaches, I didn't ask how Ozz_Ugarte : Worth a shot. Want a snort? Ozz_Ugarte offers the bottle to Brak. Mandalorian_Brak "er..thanks, maybe later" he was always unsure of Ozz's hygiene Ozz_Ugarte : Eh, more for me. Mandalorian_Brak : If you after some more creds, there is a job I've got, involves cats Ozz_Ugarte : Killing them? Ozz_Ugarte : I ain't going to walk 'em. Mandalorian_Brak : if you do try to walk them, they might use their implants, vibrobladed claws and talons, escaped from some science geek's ship

Host t kicked Eisenhorn out of the chat room: later eisen, they dun need to know our lil secret Ozz_Ugarte : Ohhh, Big kitties. 8Eisenhorn has joined the conversation. Liliquana : wb)) 8Eisenhorn is away. 8Eisenhorn is away. 8Eisenhorn is away. Eisenhorn : ty)) t : wb) Mandalorian_Brak : wb] Ozz_Ugarte : Sure, let's go huntin'! Mandalorian_Brak : ok but I gotta warn you, these kitties are fast.. Mandalorian_Brak : and they can dodge most sniper fire Eisenhorn : who's hunting kitties.....?)) Liliquana I have no idea whose post it was...all I know is we were smooching)) Eisenhorn continues with the smoochingness, then! Ozz_Ugarte : OK, how about a Merr-Sonn underslung rotary blaster carbine? Ozz_Ugarte : I been meaning to try it out. You can take the T-21. Mandalorian_Brak : aren't those kinda noisy?.. or are you thinking thats the trick? Ozz_Ugarte : Oh, we're sniping? Hmmm. __? had since found his way back to his suite at Slabba's the Hutt's gargantuan palace on Tatooine. He was knelt down, on a single knee. His head bowed as he 'meditated'. His 'Master' back home, had encouraged meditation. But here Tesdra found that it only >> __? served as a conduit to this..almost primal focus that had come over him...<< Mandalorian_Brak : no wait, maybe you're onto something... I've tried every silencer I have and they always dodge it, do you think a cat with big ears might be slowed by a louder gun? Ozz_Ugarte : FGF Magnacaster. 'The bowcaster for the little guy'. It's pretty quiet.

Ozz_Ugarte : How about a louder grenade? Liliquana breaks the kiss. "Ok I'm convincd" Mandalorian_Brak : Loud as you can make them Ozz_Ugarte : I can load my own? Yeah! Mandalorian_Brak : can you mix sonic charges with normal grenades? make them louder? Ozz_Ugarte : Sure. Ozz_Ugarte goes over to the short and scary toolbench. Ozz_Ugarte crams detonite into some shells and applies the primer and wiring. Ozz_Ugarte : You want extra light? Mandalorian_Brak : nah, I've got NVG in my helmet __? : Night Room)) 8__? has left the conversation. Liliquana drags Eisen off to bed irp since I suspect he is already asleep irl)) Ozz_Ugarte : Right, right. Liliquana : night darlings)) Ozz_Ugarte : You'll have to watch that, grenades are never dark. Unless we go sonic. Ozz_Ugarte : Night) Ozz_Ugarte : Sonic would make 'em prick up their ears. Liliquana if Eisen wakes up tell him I'm on top)) Mandalorian_Brak : i can turn the visor off if they get too bright 8Liliquana has left the conversation. Ozz_Ugarte : I'll take the sonics too. Ya can't have too many grenades. Mandalorian_Brak : or mynock wings.. anything else we need? Ozz_Ugarte : Wristvacs, med kits, rabies shots. Ozz_Ugarte : Oh, and sandwiches. Gotta have sandwiches on a safari. Mandalorian_Brak : oh, I just realised that the place where anakin gets operated on, the lights under it, form the imperial symbol]] Mandalorian_Brak : an urban safari? Ozz_Ugarte : Good noticing! Lucas thanks you for taking the time to geek.)

Ozz_Ugarte : Best kind. Ozz_Ugarte : We taking the new speeder for this? Mandalorian_Brak gets his E-11/S rifle and slips on his helmet "damn straight" Ozz_Ugarte tosses guns and grenades into a suitcase with wheels - he can't lift that much. 8hv has joined the conversation. Ozz_Ugarte : shiv) hv : hi)) Mandalorian_Brak : shivna] Mandalorian_Brak picks up his jet pack and carries it with him, in case he might need it "where did you part that thing again?" Ozz_Ugarte : Um...it's around here somewhere. It's the nicest ride for parsecs in any direction. Can't miss it. Mandalorian_Brak : Is it the nicest ride after you were through with it? Ozz_Ugarte : Well, I did have to take a whizz in the backseat...of COURSE it's still a nice ride. Mandalorian_Brak : Ozz... dude... Ozz_Ugarte : I didn't whizz in the car, Brak. hv is laying down on her large comfy bed, getting a backrub from one of her servants, her mind was on other things though Ozz_Ugarte shakes his head. Mandalorian_Brak : Had me worried.. Ozz_Ugarte loads guns into the passenger side, "Jeez, you think I can't hold it till I get to the trunk?" Mandalorian_Brak heads out of Ozz's apartment and stops before opening the trunk "I think I'll put this in the side compartment" Mandalorian_Brak : Are you drunk? Ozz_Ugarte : Nah. Just lightly buzzed. Not like I'm driving. That wouldn't be safe...I'll be lobbing the grenades. Mandalorian_Brak puts his jetpack in the side compartment "don't you have a rule book where it says "you can never have too many grenades?" Ozz_Ugarte : Yeah, I have the rulebook and I'm thinking about getting the tattoo.

hv closed her eyes again, her head tilted to the side and rested on her arms, her whole apartment was filled with people, but she seemed off in another world Mandalorian_Brak : maybe they have like Gaian kanji symbols that say grenade? Ozz_Ugarte : Yeah. I could put it on my forehead backwards. Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre stands above Shivna, glistening sweat adorns his black muscular form as he so caringly rubs Shivna's back with special oils Mandalorian_Brak gets into the driver side "a backwards explosion? wouldn't that be implosion?" Ozz_Ugarte : Hey. No complex questions before we go whack people...and things. hv : Hey Andre.....Why'd want this job? Mandalorian_Brak : no people, just cats.. might be sentient Mandalorian_Brak starts the engine Ozz_Ugarte : We can fix that. Mandalorian_Brak : ~ Andre : body like yours and you need to ask? look in the mirror sometime, I feel like I'm polishing a work of art hv blushed slightly and plopped her head back onto her arms "So if I suddenly lost my good looks...you'd still wanna work for me?" Mandalorian_Brak brings the speeder out of its parking spot and cruises along, keeping an eye out for anything feline that rips things apart, like dogs Ozz_Ugarte mounts a weapon carefully. Mandalorian_Brak : ~ Andre : Sure, once beautiful, always beautiful, my and my eyes have seen the queen of your looks and the memory is engraved now, ya mon Mandalorian_Brak sees stuff being thrown out of a dumpster "check there" Ozz_Ugarte : What, you want me to go knock? Mandalorian_Brak : with a grenade hv : lol does andre have a jamaican accent?)) Mandalorian_Brak : ya mon]] Ozz_Ugarte "Five...any intelligent creatures may want to exit the dumpster...2...1..." He lobs nicely into the

dumpster, the grenade tumbling lazily, nearly aerobatically throught the air before arcing into the metal dumpster. hv : lmao why am i imagining the kid from How Stella Got Her Groove back)) hv went to sit up, watched as a woman came in to set down some food, she feelt her stomach grumble and went to reach for a piece of fruit before laying back down Mandalorian_Brak readies his rifle as he waits... when the dumpster goes off, parts of cathar cyborg flying out.. he sees others on the rooftops "not good..." Mandalorian_Brak : ~ Andre : want I and I continue? Ozz_Ugarte the metal dumpster magnifies the sound of the explosion; the explosion increases the size of the dumpster, now not as rectangular. Ozz looks up. "Oh." Ozz_Ugarte : Maybe...maybe put it in reverse? hv : ow about you just sit with me and keep me company for now Mandalorian_Brak "forget that, lets get some altitude!" goes to activate the repulsor lift "you did fix the repulsor, right?" Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre sits down across from Shivna "thata be a good idea" Ozz_Ugarte : I did, but I didn't test it.... hv : if you're tired you can take a break Mandalorian_Brak tries the repulsor lift as the cat beasts start to climb down the walls towards them Ozz_Ugarte touches off the rotary carbine and perforates two cathars. Mandalorian_Brak : ~ Andre : thats cool, I get paid by the hour.. Mandalorian_Brak brings the speeder upward as two more cathar's lunge for the vehicle hv nods and stands, heading into the bathing room, yay for garden tubs, she started the water and inhaled the steam Ozz_Ugarte "Hey, watch the paint, fleabag!" hoses one off of the hood with another rotary blast. Mandalorian_Brak backs the speeder against one of the

beasts and squashes it against a wall "could that gun of yours be any louder?" Ozz_Ugarte : Sorry, this model doesn't come with a volume knob. Mandalorian_Brak : I thought moding weapons was your thing? 8wmr has joined the conversation. Mandalorian_Brak : zwin] 8wmr is away. wmr : hey>> Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre follows Shivna "anything you want I do for you?" hv stands and looks to Andre "can you find that new thing of bubble bath? it's in the cabinet by the door somewhere" Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre rummages through some oils, soaps and other stuff and finds the bath bubble bottle "right here" Ozz_Ugarte : Some things are too good to mod. hv grins and oes to take the bottle from andre, gives him a quick kiss on the cheek "Thanks" moves back to the tub and pours the right amount into the water and puts the bottle back hv : this guy on myspace is flirting with me....lol)) Ozz_Ugarte : I am shocked and alarmed that people are using the internet to flirt with people. Someone summon the authorities!) Ozz_Ugarte : ) hv : lmao)) hv : I think he just like the pic of me in the corset and leather trinity style coat)) Ozz_Ugarte : That would do it.) Mandalorian_Brak flies the speeder up above the buildings and sets it down on another rooftop "hows your ammo going?" hv : see Brak i toldja that coat gives me power)) t : shiv... I want that coat!) Ozz_Ugarte : We got ammo to burn. I'm not the kind of guy to bring a knife to a gunfight. I bring grenades.

hv : No!!! Mine ....Kerrigan's trying to steal it from me too)) Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre grinned at the kiss and looks to Shivna "you want I get a robe and towel for when you get out of the bath?" hv : that would be great thanks t : can you get me one then?) Ozz_Ugarte : Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! hv disrobes and slips into the tub, sinking under the bubbles with a relaxed sigh hv : if I find another one ...I'm trying to learn how to make them, just haven't gotten to the skill level of lambskin yet)) Mandalorian_Brak "you're gonna need it" he says as he gets out of the speeder.. more creatures, some of different breeds, reptilian and insectoid, he draws his claw shaped fist blades and holds them before him in a cross armed fashion "here they come" hv : he went away ...my toy ran away!!!!! )) Ozz_Ugarte lobs two grenades on either side of a clot of...things. "You meet the nicest people on rooftops at night." hv : ah there he is )) Ozz_Ugarte : I hope we're not getting paid by the head - I don't think we're going to find any heads. Mandalorian_Brak : ~ Andre : anything I and I can do for you? Mandalorian_Brak lunges forth, taking claw attacks in his armour while he hacks through critters quite violently "we could if you could aim for the bodies and not the heads" 8Ozz_Ugarte has left the conversation. 8Ozz_Ugarte has joined the conversation. Ozz_Ugarte : grr.) Ozz_Ugarte : Brak, please save the rp for me?) Mandalorian_Brak : sure] 8arin_Summrs has joined the conversation. 8arin_Summrs has left the conversation. hv opened her eyes and shook her head no "no thanks

Andre...have a break..time to yourself if you want" hv : darien!!!!!!!!)) hv : damn)) hv is nibbling on her chew toy)) Mandalorian_Brak lunges forth, taking claw attacks in his armour while he hacks through critters quite violently "we could if you could aim for the bodies and not the heads" [repost] 8wmr has left the conversation. Ozz_Ugarte fires his wristvac which tosses three sharpened razors out, two of them narrowly missing Brak on either side, "Better recalibrate that spread pattern..." Ozz_Ugarte the razors kill one Cathar and wound two lizard-whatsits. Ozz_Ugarte feels like he should know what they are, but he's to busy killing things to worry about xenoclassifications. 8Elie has joined the conversation. 8Elie is away. Mandalorian_Brak : eli] Mandalorian_Brak ~ Andre "you got it," he sits down by the bath, sipping a pina colada, his feet danglinh in the bath hv : lol)) Mandalorian_Brak spins around, gutting a few creatures close to him hv : I swear I walked into a captain morgan's parrot bay commercial)) Elie : pina coladasa huh??)) 8Elie has left the conversation. Ozz_Ugarte tosses off an above-normal sonic grenade which makes the Cathars momentarily freeze in their tracks in shock. Mandalorian_Brak moves in concert, throwing one of the curved blades like a boomerang.. slitting frozen cats until it returns to his hand Mandalorian_Brak ~ some of the other creatures back off when they get a whiff of mynock wing in the air Ozz_Ugarte : Nice move.

Mandalorian_Brak : Saw it on a holo-movie about an Anzati hunter Ozz_Ugarte : Man, I can't watch Anzati-movies. They give me the creeps. Ozz_Ugarte blasts an insectoid. Mandalorian_Brak slices a wing off another insectoid before the survivors scatter and run "not bad for a night's work" hv : dude....Within Temptation rocks)) Ozz_Ugarte : As long as we don't have to tie them all to the bumper. Mandalorian_Brak : Speeder cam got it all, right? Ozz_Ugarte : I dunno. Did you turn the speeder cam on? Mandalorian_Brak : I thought you did! Ozz_Ugarte : It's the driver's job! It's on YOUR side of the instrument panel! Besides, I have short arms. Ozz_Ugarte : Maybe we can just take some holos of the blood and fur-scape. Mandalorian_Brak : wait, check to see if it had any storage left, I turned it on when some teenagers were having sex in the speeder parked in front of ours Ozz_Ugarte : OK. Ozz_Ugarte goes to watch the teenagers on the small monitor. Mandalorian_Brak : fastforward a bit.. Ozz_Ugarte : Huh? Ozz_Ugarte : ...oh, right. Ozz_Ugarte does. Mandalorian_Brak : Did we get it? Ozz_Ugarte : Yeah. Looks good. The lighting could be better, but check out your razor-thing in slo-mo! Mandalorian_Brak : Damn straight! Even timed it to go while your explosions were going in the background Ozz_Ugarte : We should send that in to that one BH mag we used to get - GIBS. Mandalorian_Brak : GIBS? Ozz_Ugarte : Greater Interstellar Bounty - something, I forget the last word. Mandalorian_Brak : I was thinking of sending the speeder

porn to that holonet site Ozz_Ugarte : Oh yeah. Ozz_Ugarte : If we make enough money we may be able to give up this cruel and sordid life of senseless killing. Of course we'd have to keep on whacking people, old habits die hard. Mandalorian_Brak shakes the fist blades, letting their alchemical design shrug the blood off them effortlessly, splattering a wall, before he sets the weapons in his belt Mandalorian_Brak : I could always get a post in the mandalorian army Ozz_Ugarte : Not me, your 'T'-face helmet doesn't come in my size. Mandalorian_Brak : You could mod one Ozz_Ugarte : Nah, 'The Littlest Mandalorian' sounds too much like a bad morning holocartoon. Mandalorian_Brak : but don't we watch those holo'toons when we're wasted? Ozz_Ugarte : Yeah, but I don't want to watch mySELF when I'm wasted. Mandalorian_Brak : so shoot out the cameras? Ozz_Ugarte : I ain't joining the Mandalorians. If I wanted to follow orders I'd go back to prison. hv : I'm out...laters)) 8hv has left the conversation. Ozz_Ugarte : Me too, Brak, can you send me the rp?) Mandalorian_Brak : sure] Ozz_Ugarte : Good night, you Assorted Persons.) Mandalorian_Brak : Suit yourself, lets get some wings Ozz_Ugarte : Wings...yeah. I'm starved. Nothing like mayhem to build up an appetite...