Professional Documents
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Volume 1, Issue 2
22nd July 2009
IN THE NEWS Its almost 1pm and your body is expectant. Your mind could be Its that time again, an-
• Drought and famine cause in any state. If it’s the beginning of the month, then you are other issue is out. More
upheaval in East African relaxed and happy. You will be going to that restaurant nearby stories and literary mas-
Region which serves lousy food but has good ambience. Their prices terpieces for you to
are a bit on the high side but that’s ok. Maybe you will take read. Columns have
• Cheap broadband nears as Betty out. If it’s the middle of the month, you will not take any-
seacom cable reaches Kam- been added and some
body out. Your mind will be whirling round as you try to sneak are changing.
pala. out of the office to that really cheap place. You suddenly re-
• Disappearing Bank Scam: membered that you have a budget. If it’s the end of the month,
your mind is quaking. You will brush off any invitations since Let me tell you, being an
Scammers set up fake bank editor is all work and no
in Malaba town and take you don't know if you will be paying. You meals are reduced to
two : breakfast and prayer!! Lunch time at work can be a whole glamour. Perry White
100,000$ in deposits
set of drama. Some organizations provide it. Solome<BoU> en- lied. And before I con-
• Scientists claim to have joys the buffet “The organization pays and we only put in a to- tinue, at the moment, we
grown human sperm in a ken amount. I sometimes eat out to get variety but I never worry are not paying for arti-
lab from stem cells about lunch”. Barbara <MTN> also gets food at work. “Its cheap , cles.
its affordable. Its available” Shamsi <HUAWEI> enjoys the same
• Charles Taylor begins privilege “Don’t visit me during lunch time” she once told me.
own defence at the The look of the magazine
Others get lunch from workshops or meetings. Sarai <Withheld> has changed and will
Hague looks forward to such: “I cant wait to go back to Serena. That
continue to change for
dessert table is amazing.” But for Arthur <Min of Education>, it’s
• African Union threatens your viewing pleasure.
a different story, “I have to either order in some fake food or
to pull out of ICC as look for a good joint” Aggrey <Barclays > faces the same sce- don't hesitate to send in
Bashir cancels Uganda nario: “We have to pay for the food. I mean , what is salary for?” your articles or events
trip over arrest fears Ben < DFCU > is too busy to have lunch: “I don't have time. for a free mention. Enjoy
Maybe later” .Betty <self-employed> orders in :”I cant afford to
• Ugandan Opposition MP
leave my desk. What if a customer comes ?”Some companies
quits over fraud ,sending have made arrangements with different restaurants. Ann
shockwaves through <Orange> dines at a subsidized price from Yasmins : “They have
political landscape good food and it’s a special rate.” Ronald <UAP > benefits Inside this issue:
• Clinton stirs up a storm greatly from a similar arrangement with Ninaz : “its very con-
venient.” Danny <MUK> works in Makerere and has it better:
in Asia Cleanmax 2
“home is a few feet away. I always get good food, moreover
• British prison Officer free.” Some pack lunch while others drive home after picking
Jinja 3
claims she was fired be- the kids at 1pm for food and a nap. Talk about killing two birds
cause she was too pretty with one stone. Some who are upcountry don't feel the pinch
since food is very cheap . Regardless of what you do, its obvi- The Office Bitch 4
• Pope breaks wrist in fall ous that lunch at work is a big issue. And sometimes you have
to fast to get through it. Mariam <Heifer> has weekly fasts which Afro-saga 5
• Mount Kilimanjaro makes she says help her sometimes when she is broke. “They coincide
shortlist for new seven with my broke periods so I end up saving on money which I The boss is back 6
wonders of the world don't have in the first place.” Yasin<withheld> loves the ramad-
• MTN group in merger talks han period . Its like killing two birds with one stone. I’m fulfilling TO those we have lost 7
with Indian Company my religious duties and also spending less. I can’t wait for Rama-
dan. Esther<LDC> shares the same view on lent, “I get to edit Idler’s corner 9
• Wireless power system a stuff that is not good for my body , soul and pocket out of the
step closer menu.” Talk about Soul food. Prose and poetry 11
VOLUME 1, ISSUE 2 PAGE 2
O RG A N I S AT I O N I N F O C U S : C L E A N M A X t h e E x t e r m i n ato r s
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S C A N DA L O U S
Whatever the case may be there is no excuse brought some… hmm what can I call it? dals, but for us mere mortals, we get
for leaving those pictures on a company P.C. Really can't call it joy, can I? Let's just put it burned. Burned really bad. So my advice to
Or did I get the story wrong?? (But seriously, this way - twas a dreary day and I couldn't you is mirrors for ceilings. At least they
people, what is the IHK saga? I haven't got seem to keep my eyes open when I got this don't have memory. Till the next session,
any news or juicy pictures yet, so I guess it’s email. After that my eyes were open. So turn that camera off!
not as interesting as the Zain one, where I kudos to them!!
had the pictures first and the story later.) But kids, let’s forget taking pictures and
Anyhow… I have to say that though the cul- making home videos of something that sup- By Stella <Pseudonym> who works some-
prits may have suffered a magnitude of hu- posed to stay in the bedroom. The celebri- where in Kamwokya and obviously has a
miliation that I can't even comprehend, they ties may get more famous from such scan- good internet connection.
quintessential wo r k e r : RO G e r F E D E r e r
Here is a run-down of Roger Federer’s 5. The second player in tennis his- 10. His Third Australian Major to be won and the
15 grand slam presented with 15 tory to win Wimbledon 5 times in same Grand slam to be won without dropping a
interesting points. He is currently the a row. The first player was Bjorn set throughout the tournament
best worker in the tennis world. Hard Borg. He marked this special oc-
work, self belief and talent have led to casion with a white cardigan that 11. Number of consistent wins over on player en-
this. had 5 golden racquets embroi- route to winning his career Grand Slam in June
dered on it. 2009. This was also the number of appearances
at Roland Garros without winning a title.
6. He is one of the six players to
1. His current ATP ranking which 12. Titles won during 2006 season,
have won the Career Grand
he got by winning this year’s title
Slams 13. The Grand Slam Title that was his only one of the
at SW19 (Wimbledon).
7. Number of years that he has Year 2008. This marked his streak of 20 consecu-
2. The number of times he has tive semi final or better Grand Slam appearances
managed to win at least one
made it into all four grand slams
grand slam title 14. First Title as a married man and Equals Pete Sam-
in the same year (2006-2007).
8. Number of losses in his streak of pras’ record for the most Grand Slam Titles in the
3. The numbers of times he has history of Men’s Tennis
21 consecutive semi-final or bet-
won the Australian Open
ter Grand Slam appearances 15. New grand Slam titles Record
4. The number of times he has
9. Number of opponents he’s faced Provided by Micheal Kaliisa <AirUganda>
been ejected from the French
in the different Grand Slam finals,
Open by one player, Rafael
and beaten
Nadal
VOLUME 1, ISSUE 2 PAGE 3
CORRECTIONS COLUMN
TOW N AT A G L A N C E : J I N JA
I have a weakness for the kind of places which a bigger majority of world. Besides seeing where the great river begins its tiring
the Ugandan population would call boring. Peace and calm, fresh journey to the red sea, I haven’t heard of a better place in this
air, easy-going-everything just make my day, which is why I didn’t country to go white water rafting or bungee jumping. The faint
fret much about working in Jinja after graduating from the university. hearted who won’t put up with any of the above can ride the
The Jinja in the history books was a statement on its own; most afternoons away on quad bikes or horses (sorry, we’re talking
industrialized town in the country, lucky home to the source of the about the faint hearted here…)
great river Nile, had the only dam and hydro power station at the The fingers on one of your hands are more than enough to
time plus a host of other great features like Lake Victoria itself, Bu- count the decent hotels here but if you get one, be sure to
jjagali falls among others, which naturally make any place an excit- have the meal there too coz getting a decent meal here is a
ing place to be. Looking at it now, these things are still there… well, perfect gamble. You might want to double check the depth of
at least the ones which will need a few more decades to be de- your wallet too - talk about bad expensive food!
stroyed by the stinging degree of negligence in this place!
This town is now a perfect example of a “has-been”. I look at some NOTE: If you easily get worked up by poor customer care,
of the buildings and I’m thinking; “I think I know what the Titanic don’t even bother stepping here!
would look like if it was pulled out of the ocean”. Too bad no one’s For the typical Ugandan though, most of the things here are
going to pay to see these houses coz they… well, they didn’t sink in very affordable. I haven’t been to any other place where I can
the first place and… almost all of them are like that! Some people ride a boda boda for Shs200UGX (not even in my village)
have tried the modern idea of paint but even that is like looking at a although I usually add an extra Shs300 just to make sure the
curvaceous lady in a water soaked see through dress – it hides guys doesn’t stop to pick up a second passenger like a taxi
nothing! When you see visitors around here wearing shades, it would; like they do it here.
probably has nothing or little to do with the sun! That’s Jinja! Easy everything!! No traffic jam, no of tear gas,
Let me break it down for you: If you are the type who loves beautiful very fresh air, no noise pollution and you can be sure you’ll
urban city scenery… this is not the place for that! If you have a funny die of anything else but a stampede! This place is perfect for a
liking for traffic lights, we don’t have any here! If you are used to get away if you are stressed, or may be to live in for at most a
catching your favorite radio presenter on the drive home, better couple of years (if you’re strong)… but not to settle in!
stock up a few CDs! If you love shopping in nice stores, save it for
the weekend in Kampala! Theme nights at that bar or club that you
Eric Keba <Eskom>. The writer , I have nothing to say
like??? I think we have one – ladies’ something at the Casino (the
only one of course). The last time I tried that I only found women about him but this is how he describes himself: “a mix-
who could pass for my mother and a whole tribe of whores. I pre- ture of black bile and blood! Ok, in simpler terms, I won-
ferred to erase the memory (Shift + Del). In this town you can decide der what you would think of a cross between a Sanguine
to count your salary by spreading your notes along the street and and a Melancholic! Ok in much much simpler terms… I
then picking them up one by one as you count and you’ll find all of wonder what my friends think of me!!! “
them. No one will steal anything because there’s NO ONE on the
streets!
Anyway, not all is dead and buried around here. A BRIEF stay here
will always have some really great things to it. It is only fitting to first
note the Nile experience that draws a lot of tourists from all over the
PAGE 4 WORK-ZINE
The same principal applies to people in positions of Provided by Karugaba Roy <UTL >
power. Nobody forces those people to come to us and
PAGE 6 WORK-ZINE
M y P L AY L I S T — D E P R E S S I N G M U S I C
• Eleanor Rigby- the Beatles • For cutie - lithium • tears in heaven—eric clapton
• Fade to Black – Metallica • Broken – evanescence
• Bitter – nine days • Breaks my heart — Monica By Stella Nantongo
• The river – Bruce Springsteen • Nothing compares – prince
• The wrestler – Bruce Spring- • You've lost that loving feeling Send in your play lists for what-
steen ( tis a wonder this guy – the righteous brothers ever situation or just for easy
hasn't blown his brains out yet) • Today it's me - Philly Lutaaya listening
• What Sarah said – Death cab • How to save a life - The Fray
TO A L L W E H av e l o s t
pip
If anyone needs me
Tell them I am not here
If anyone wants me
Tell them I can’t be there Mugabe kaijuka
If anyone seeks me
Please do not despair
I just can’t be with you
Though I want to touch you
And hold you
That can not be Regina Sanyu Nansamba
But if you really want me Edward Muwaga
ox
Timothy Agaba
I have a good one, a good life. I mean, I have a steady job, a
PERSPECTIVE
car to get me from home to work every day and back home…
“If only I could call in sick …if only I wasn’t presenting at the board
did I mention I live alone? Yep, I have moved out of my dear meeting today…if only I wasn’t flat bloody broke. Damn it,
parents’ home, out forging a living for myself like any other Monique, you have to figure out how to get through the whole
self respecting boy-turned-man. They are proud of me. You day, how to get to work!”
can see it when they show me off, when they boast about me I pulled myself back to earth. I had locked my house up and had to
to their friends “My son is a lawyer,” they say. You can hear travel from Luzira to Wandegeya. And I had exactly Shs 50 with
which to start my day. I trudged down the road towards the
it in their voices the few times we get to actually talk on stage, my desperate eyes glancing furtively from left to right, seek-
phone… ing a way out…. “How are you today, sweethearty wange?!” Crap!
The last thing I need today is this damn rolex maker irritating me.
I have done well for myself…but times like this I keep ask- Can’t some people stick to their levels? If I’d told him once, I’d told
ing myself, is it worth it? him a thousand times to leave me alo…then again…
My parents are proud of me, but they do not know that I turned toward him with my most delicate ‘Damsel in distress look
‘. “What was wrong with his sweetheart? Her ATM card was not
their precious lawyer-son is nothing more than a glorified
working? Eeeh, how sad! She needed to get to work? Oh, how
secretary, when my boss says jump, I don’t have to ask how urgent! Unfortunately, he can only give his sweetheart Shs 1,000
high, just give it my best shot and come back for the tirade and very welcome she is to it! He also has problems, I must under-
on how I should have jumped, and how my poor jumping skill stand. In fact, when my ATM card is working, I could provide him
with a loan…”
reflects on him and the firm badly. What can I say? There
are so many people out there who would want my job. It pays Uh-huh. Right. I tripped off feeling considerably lighter. Shs 700 to
town, Shs 300 to Wandegeya, and from work I can confabulate
the bills, doesn’t it? But that’s all it does. Sure, it covers my productively with the cashier. Twenty minutes later, I am cursing
rent and barely makes it over my utility bills, and then what? my folly. Early morning fare to town is Shs 1,000. So. Exactly. I walk
Thankfully I live alone, no family at home to feed even when thirty minutes in four inch heels to my workplace. With three min-
utes to spare to dash into the boardroom for my presentation.
I can barely afford a morsel for myself. No family… yet.
She keeps dropping hints. That’s over at any rate. It is now lunch time. One needs money to
eat lunch. I am sitting at my computer with a glass of water, telling
The car? Well, the bank owns most of it; soon I might have everybody I have a stomach bug and do not feel like eating. The
to start driving around with a “for sale” sign glued to the reality is that I did not even have supper yesterday. I am SO hun-
gry. I am hungry and miserable and numb because the Cashier
window; when I can afford the fuel. My home, well, that’s called in sick today. How ironic. How right, How bleeding natural.
barely a house, it has nothing on a home, just somewhere I How I want to cry.
go to rest my weary bones at the end of a long work day, Five O’clock. How to get home. Was in the toilet with a stomach
only to be turned out of it early in the morning, too early, bug-naturally-and missed all my potential lifts. Excellent. Went
but barely early enough to make it to work before my boss back into the toilet to cry. But its okay, I developed an idea while I
was in there! I saunter into the Senior Accountant’s office, whose
says I should be there on the weekdays, usually too late to eyes, I have noticed, are always raking my body.
avoid my landlord asking for his money over the weekends,
“How is my Fred today? Okay? It makes me SO happy to hear
when I do have weekends… that!” I casually unbutton my coat to reveal my white blouse and
And my parents, my proud parents. They show me off, they its expanse of cleavage. God I hate myself.
boast about me, but when we talk it’s almost impossible to So, how long is he in office today? Up to seven? Hey, me too!” I sit
in the chair close to him and cross my legs, allowing the skirt to
miss. You can hear it in his quiet voice, but it comes out
inch high up my thigh. His eyes bulge and he fiddles with his tie.
clearer when her voice wavers and almost breaks, “when are “Will he give me a lift home, maybe? If it’s not out of his way? Oh,
you coming home to see us son?” They miss me… “soon, I’m well, if he so desires we can probably stop off in town for sup-
busy now,” I lie effortlessly, dejectedly. I can’t let them per…”
know I can’t afford the trip back home, can’t disillusion I brush an imaginary speck of dust off his collar and lean in close
to admire the repugnant odor coming off his shirt. I sniff deli-
them of their great expectations, and I can’t let them know
cately. “His cologne is so…lovely. I really cannot get enough of it.
how much I miss them, almost as much as they miss me. For Hey, the cashier had Shs 20,000 of my money and she missed
twenty three years they have looked after me, for seven- work today, I am in such dire straits…What a lovely tie my Fred
teen years they slaved to put me through the best schools has…” My hands trace its entire length, letting my fingers brush off
his chest ever SO lightly.
so I could be one of those that made it…
Life they call it, the good life. Then why am I slowly dying
Bingo. Dinner at the Serena. A lift home. And money in my wallet.
inside? And tomorrow is pay day. I can sort Fred out before he and the
cashier cross paths!
Brian B. Coutinho By Louise Kukunda
VOLUME 1, ISSUE 2 IDLER’ S CORNER
R AMB L INGS
hey abid, i thot u had forgotten to send me the e-zine, consid- sm1 tell me y??
ering the rest got theirs in the morning! im glad u didnt forget! i
God i must be so bored! lemme chek if this other idle worker is
cant believe u put up the article! but i must say i like it now.
online!
much more than i did earlier. so here is another one iv written!
tell me if u want it 4 ur next issue (if its good enuf) or if i shud bye! later!
put it on my blog! then again i cud do both coz the e-ziners as in reply like in ten minutes!
dont read my blog! nwe here it is. some lumpen (my sis to give
the lumpen a name) is tekin like forever to tell me wat she I forgot, u can add n subtract, bt if u end up hangin mo than
thinks abt this b4 i submit, n frankly i am gettin tired of waitin 0.1% of the article, that will mean ur hijackin my work, of wich i
for her to say she approves! i cant show Mike coz i know he can sue u 4!
wont like it n walahi talabilahi lahi (God knows im tellin the sometimes i think i write more interestin emails that articles! i
truth) i cant handle another 'OMG SO LOUSY!' from him! from think i shud work as the person who writes emails for ple! to-
u, im sure u see crap everyday! not wit everyone wantin to labba! as in like a speech writer or smthin! eh! i think i just
submit smthin! so anyway, get back to me on wich u like! o found my calling! I knew it would always be behind a desk!
better still soon wat u think! if its not gd enuf blame it on the
severe lack of A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol! anti they have started refus- nwe back to the point! wait! wat was i seyin????????? i dont
ing us to tek booze 4 breakfast! hmmmmm! if only i could pour remember! thez a way i be writing the way im speakin in my
it into grapes like my boss then pretend im eatin cereal! nwe head! maybe i shud tek wat ple say seriously n go see a psy-
wama u see how it bees so unfair! ( they shud put that bees chiatrist! is that the spelling??? aoba thez an ech smwer! ech
thing in the dictionary! it bees soundin so classy!) the rest of us as in the letter H! ok im done here! he just logged on again!
cant but him he can! then again, we cant complain! he pays! waitin 4 ur reply!
we receive! good enuf 4 me!
Ok i dont know why im writin u an email........................... Akelly
N OT AG A I N
Okay okay okay, JEEZ!! For three weeks mind, when people start singing along
I’ve been avoiding this moment, three and you can’t get my song out of your
weeks!! And now it has finally caught head (I’m pretty sure it’ll be a hit and then
up with me and my crazy idiot of a I’ll have to go pull a Kurt Cobain and go
workmate has the nerve to ask me what off myself. Wait, you don’t know who
I am writing… and now there he goes Kurt Cobain is? Really? Go google him or
putting on the worst music this side of something, it’s the beginning of wisdom,
the north pole, what is he mad? And he google I mean.), you asked for it. (that is
is looking at me like I am the mad what all r n’ b (rap, nonsense, bullshit?)
one…. Sheesh!! “artistes” do these days right? Put a very
old spin on a few random clichés that
Wait, just what was I talking about be-
don’t have to make sense and suddenly
fore? Oh yeah, this oaf who passes for
every tom mike and Stella is singing along
an editor. Can you believe he had the
to “ you are my bread andi butter or “kiss
nerve to call my hard work well written
me thru the pho –o-o-o-o-o- o -o-o-o-o-o-
nothing? I mean seriously, he doesn’t
o-one… seriously!!!)
even really do the real editing for the
mag, rather zine, all he does is chill in Here it comes… wait, he did ask for just
office pretending to do all-nighters half a page, right? I’m saved!!!
when all he is really doing is pulling
other peoples strings to do the real
work… that and u-tube, and replaying
the same all stupid song over and over By Brian B. Coutinho <The writer has a
and over…. problem with deadlines and everybody
I remember signing off last time cuz all I called Tom, Mike or Stella>
could think of doing at that time was
breaking into song and even I couldn’t FUN SITES
bear the thought of that, but you’ve http://www.humanmetrics.com
shoved me into a corner. Just keep in
http;//www.cracked.com
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S AV E D work?'</em>. Before i could even say anything, he adds, <em>'I really do not care what
you're dirty mind wants and does not want to see, but please, take this as a last warn-
You're probably thinking i was saved from a pile of dirt lurking under the toilet seat be- ing!'</em>. The night was spoilt. I walked home contemplating how to draft my resignation
cause one of the employees at the company could not flash? Ok, been saved from that, but letter. Or should i just leave and never return! I never thought i would, in a gazillion trillion
that's for another time. This probably puts me in the cleaner's debt even after eternity in years live through such embarrassment. But surprisingly, by morning, i had changed my
hell, and incase i forget to repent that is surely where i am headed. Before I begun this mind. I had prepared a denial speech, and he was going to have to believe me. That whole
article, i did give some thought to the perceptions that many would get of me, and I con- day, the boss acted like nothing had happened. I'm still deciding if that was worse.
templated writing in third person narrative so as to make an unknown being take the 'bog- Anyway, two weeks later, there was a problem with the internet. For some reason, it was so
looks' as she walks down a path. But I decided against it. you go think what you want, I’m slow. The boss comes down to my workstation, along with two other respectable employees
just so happy that the cleaner saved my arse! who respect me, and announces.. <em>'Princess, i warned you already. I really hope i will
It all started on my first day at work. I was given a workstation that also happened to be not have to do it again!'</em>
the server. I was also given stern warnings to mind what i downloaded and which pages i As confident as ever, I excused him to go ahead and do his thing. He started off with his
opened, as any virus acquired could affect all workstations connected to the server. Of speech of how he is so good at computer things, and he can detect where and when a
course on everyone's first day at work, all you have to do is avoid questions and nod in website was opened, for how long, blah blah blah! He was trying to scare me into a confes-
agreement so that whoever is taking you around returns to what actually earned them the sion. I knew that. I had nothing to fear, but i was scared.
job in the first place. As days passed, i got so comfortable with the internet. I must say i He checked the computer, and what do you know; website after website after website!!
had never before in my entire life, had access to fast internet without someone telling me I begun my tears. They usually get me out of alot. <em>'I swear it wasn't me. I swear! Maybe
to hurry up. I was ecstatic. This was not happening to me. It was the best thing that had someone uses my station when I’m out. Please believe me!'</em>
ever happened in a long time. I was on facebook every second waiting for anyone to The look on the other employees' faces pushed me to plead some more. I was two inches
sneeze so i can comment. I even started having conversations with East Africa Radio away from getting down on my knees. Just then, the almighty boss was overcome by rea-
Station, and those other pages open to promote awareness. One day, i decided i was tired son.
of people complaining about my too much availability, so i decided to find a new hobby. 'What time do you come in for work?' he asked.
Luckily, or unluckily, a friend of mine, (we shall call him Tony), was thinking the same thing. "Eight,' i lied. Come on, even God knows i had to sound credible. Besides, he comes in at 10
So this day, Tony IM’s me a web page, and asks me to check what's on it because he was so he would never know 9 was my usual time!
constantly being watched by promotion seekers. So bored me agrees. What the heck, its 'Who comes in before you?'
just a page! Almost in tears with shaky voice, 'I don't know! I find the gateman and cleaner here.'
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the reaction called for though a part of me was thinking Sternly, 'Go call the cleaner and gateman!'
about how I should try that out. Now i don't understand why such websites always have Hurriedly, i leave his presence.
huge letters that can grab the attention of someone behind a wall. Thank God my computer The cleaner happened to have left, but the gateman was more than good enough for me. He
has no inbuilt speakers, because im sure the page opens with sirens. i cannot begin to stood to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, of how the cleaner, who was an s.6 vacist
describe what i saw, but just know, things were flashing on the screen, and that is when at the peak of adolescence, loved to surf as soon as yours truly, (me) stepped out of the
the computer decided to freeze. Footsteps were getting louder, its only now that i admit building, and right before I arrived! With this heavenly news, i took it upon myself to com-
they must have been imaginary. I felt all eyes were on me. I had to switch off from the pletely clear my name, and went ahead to announce how, even the first time, i was wrongly
main switch and just know, the panic attack that came on was severe. Days passed, and i accused and embarrassed, I thought a salary increase would settle the misunderstandings,
forgot about that scene. but I had to just accept to let the boss off without even his apology.
One evening, the boss asks me to stay behind and help him put together a bidding package, All in all, I am eternally grateful to the cleaner, who, I'm sorry to say, got fired. My he go out
complete with all the documents. I set about doing this in his office, while he wandered into the world, and save more employees!
about. A few minutes later, he walks into the office with that stern look on his face, and Name of Writer and company employing her <obviously a her since I don't know of
goes like, any guy who dare calls himself Princess and cries to get out of trouble> with-held on
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