The Audition By Adrian Manzano

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INT. RIPLEY GRIER STUDIOS The waiting room of an audition studio, bored secretary along with bored people waiting. Elevator opens and out walks MIOSOTIS 25. She is eager beaver, carrying a headshot. MIOSOTIS Hello, Im here for the audition. Duh, SECRETARY Which one? MIOSOTIS I think its called the Grand Illusion. SECRETARY Thats room 102. Fill out this form. Miosotis takes a clipboard and sits next a voluptuous Latina. MIOSOTIS So which role are you here for. LATINA Thick Latina just like you MIOSOTIS Oh right. Whats it about. LATINA No clue. Off screen: "NEXT!" LATINA Bout to find out. Hi! IM JESSICA! Jessica leaves. Miosotis looks around for a good minute and fills our her form. Loud music is heard from the room. TURREL 25 starts spitting game to her. TURREL Whats up ma. MIO Oh hey.

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TURREL How you doin, Im Turrel. MIO Hey Turrel. TURREL You here for an audition. MIO Yea. TURREL Me too ... Miosotis nods hoping the conversation is over. Its not. TURRELL Which one? MIO Excuse me? TURREL Which, which one. MIO Oh, its called the Grand Illusion. TURRELL Oh Right right. The awkwardness is unbearable. She has to chime in. MIO Are you? TURREL Me. na na. I mean. Im auditioning. but Im more of a music producer. you know I make beats. Do you sing. MIO No. Voice: Your up! Miosotis gets up and leaves. TURRELL Good luck.

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INT. STUDIO AUDITION ROOM A window less room. with 2 producers in turtle necks behind a desk and large Rapper in gold chains sitting to the side texting. MIO Hello, Im Miosotis, Good to meet you. She shakes everyones hand. ANDRE Hello welcome. Welcome. My name is Andre and this is my partner SUSAN. SUSAN Hello... ANDRE And this is Grand Estefan. GRAND ESTEFAN Hey yo what up. SUSAN He will be your costar. This is a Short film Slash Music Video. Grand Estefan is going to be the next Big Pun. GRAND ESTEFAN No Doubt.. SUSAN So the short film thing is big now. So were doing a story. MIO OK great. That sounds cool. SUSAN Yea its gonna be the bomb. ANDRE So youll be playing one of Grand Estefans many girlfriends. GRAND ESTEFAN Its GE! Yo how many times I gotta tell you its G.E!

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MIO G.E? SUSAN How many times I have to remind you that GE stands for General Electric. You want to brand your self after an Electric company be my guest. GRAND ESTEFAN Yo Fuck that shit! MIO Hey its all good. GRAND ESTEFAN Yea you see she says its all good. SUSAN Grand Estefan Chill out. GRAND ESTEFAN Just call me GE. ANDRE So in this scene you have a baby. OK. And youre wanting Grand Estefan... GRAND ESTEFAN GE! ANDRE Grand Estefan. To recognize his son. OK. GRAND ESTEFAN But its not my son. SUSAN Right thats the story. MIO Oh I see its like a twist. SUSAN Kinda yea. ANDRE So heres the baby. Lets Improvise and see where it hits.

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SUSAN OK camera rolling. Action! Mio gets into character. MIO Estefan its your baby! GRAND ESTEFAN That baby aint mine. Shit dont even look like me. MIO But it is. Look. He has your hair. and and... Feet.. GRAND ESTEFAN Man you bugging. SUSAN Mio? MIO Yea? SUSAN We need more ... Desperation. you know more street MIO oh OK... PLEASE ESTEFAN! please. I beg you. Hes your son. GRAND ESTEFAN (RAPPING) Bitches be tripping, what nigga gonna do. too many hoes like the sky is blue. what! MIO Should I rap back? ANDRE No. You dont just continue. And really let the ghetto out. Have Fun with it. Snap your fingers. MIO Please! I have no money! i Need help! I cant feed ourselves!

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GRAND ESTEFAN Bitches be trippin what a nigga gonna do. Hanging with these hoes makes my life untrue. ANDRE keep going! MIO I love you! Ill do anything. Please! GRAND ESTEFAN Bitches be tripping what nigga gonna do... SUSAN OK Now drop the baby. MIO Just drop it? SUSAN Yea, yea, New Scene New scene! ANDRE Just dance with him. MIO? Dance... OK... Mio grinds on him. MIO Whats happening in this scene? ANDRE This is where Estefan dances with his hoes. MIO His hoes? SUSAN Dance! GRAND ESTEFAN Bitches be trippin what a nigga gonna do. Gonna play the game till I make that Loot, what!

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SUSAN Stick your ass our more. Yes... You love him... Hes so sexy. Hes irresistible. Tell him MIO Oh Grand Estefan, you so sexy. ANDRE Yes! Yes! rub his belly. Nice. MIO Oh Grand Estefan, I wanna have your babies! ANDRE I need more orgasm! MIO Oh. Oh my god Grand Estefan! I want your babies! Music cuts SUSAN OK thank you.. MIO Thats it? SUSAN Yes, well contact you shortly. MIO Is there any pay for this. SUSAN We will contact you shortly. Bye now. MIO. OK Bye.. Bye Grand Estefan. GRAND ESTEFAN GE! MIO G... E...