Bart: Yo! Hey what's happening dude? I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude.

Terrorizin' people where er I go! It's not intentional! "ust #eepin' the flow. $i%in' test s&ores to get the best s&ores! 'roppin' banana peels all o er the floor! I'm the #id that made delin(uen&y an art! )ast name! *impson+ first name! Bart. I'm here today to introdu&e the ne%t phase! The ne%t step in the big Bart &raze. I got a dan&e! real easy to do! I learned it with no rhythm and so &an you! *o mo e your body! if you got the notion! $ront to ba&# in a ro&#,li#e motion. -ow that you got it! if you thin# you &an! 'o it to the musi&! that's the Bartman! Ba&#,up *ingers: . erybody if you &an! do the Bartman! *ha#e your body! turn it out! if you &an! man! $ront to ba&#! to the side! yes you &an! &an! . erybody in the house! do the Bartman! /repeat0 Bart: It wasn't long ago! "ust a &ouple of wee#s! I got in trouble! yeah! pretty deep. Homer was yellin'! 1om was! too! Be&ause I put mothballs in the beef stew. 2unishment time! in the air lur#s gloom! *ittin' by myself! &onfined to my room. 3hen all else fails! nothin' else left to do! I turn on the musi&! so I &an feel the groo e!

Ba&#,up *ingers: 1o e your body! if you got the notion! $ront to ba&# in a ro&#,li#e motion. 1o e your hips from side to side now! 'on't ya slip! let your feet glide now. If you' e got the groo e! you gotta use it. 4o&# rhythm in time with the musi&.

You "ust might start a &hain rea&tion... Bart: If you &an do the Bart! you're bad li#e 1i&hael 5a&#son.

Ba&#,up *ingers: . erybody if you &an! do the Bartman! *ha#e your body! turn it out! if you &an! man! $ront to ba&#! to the side! yes you &an! &an! . erybody in the house do the Bartman /repeat0 ... 'o the Bartman! Bart: 'o the Bartman! . erybody ba&# and forth! from side to side.

Ba&#,up *ingers: 'o the Bartman!

Bart: 'o the Bartman! 2i&# your feet up off the floor! let em' glide!

Ba&#,up *ingers: 'o the Bartman! Bart: 'o the Bartman! *he &an do it! he &an do it! so &an I!

Ba&# up *ingers: 'o the Bartman!

Bart: -ow here's the dan&e beat that you &an't deny!

Homer: Turn it down! 3hat do you &all that infernal ra&#et? Ba&#,up *ingers: 'o the Bartman! Bart: 6h my ears! )isa! 2ut that sa%ophone away! You &an't tou&h this! I didn't do it. -obody saw me do it. You &an't pro e anything. I went in the house feelin' good to be home! 'Til )isa starts blowin' that damn sa%ophone. 7nd if it was mine! you #now they'd ta#e it away! But still I'm feelin' good! so that's o#ay. I'm up in my room! "ust a,singin' a song! )istenin' to the #i&#drum #i&#in' along. Yeah! )isa li#es "azz! she's her number one fan! But I #now I'm Bart! '&ause I do the Bartman! Ba&#,up *ingers: . erybody! if you &an do the Bartman! *ha#e your body! turn it out if you &an! man! $ront to ba&#! to the side! yes you &an! &an! . erybody in the house! do the Bartman! 'o the Bartman! Bart: 'o the Bartman! . erybody ba&# and forth! from side to side. Ba&#,up *ingers: 'o the Bartman! Bart: 'o the Bartman! *he &an do it! he &an do it! so &an I! Ba&#,up *ingers: 1o e you body! if you got the notion! *ha#e your body to the ro&#,li#e motion! 1o e your hips from side to side now! 'on't ya slip! let your feet glide now! If you' e got your groo e! you gotta use it! 4o&# rhythm in time with the musi&! You "ust might start a &hain rea&tion

Bart: I'm a Bartman. Ba&#,up *ingers: . erybody! if you &an! do the Bartman! *ha#e your body! turn it out! if you &an! man! 1o e your butt to the side! as you &an! &an! . erybody in the house do the Bartman! 1o e you body! if you got the notion! *ha#e your body to the ro&#,li#e motion! 1o e your hips from side to side now! 'on't ya slip! let your feet glide now! If you' e got your groo e! you gotta use it! 4o&# rhythm in time with the musi&!

Bart: .at your heart out! 1i&hael!

Ba&#,up *ingers: You "ust might start a &hain rea&tion... . erybody! if you &an! do the Bartman! Bart: 6h wow! man.