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1F05 - Bart's Inner Child (Record Draft) - Text
1F05 - Bart's Inner Child (Record Draft) - Text
1F05
8: Ei)
Written by
GEORGE MEYER
Created by
Matt Groening
Developed by
James L. Brooks
Matt Groening
Sam Simon
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CHECKING WITH TELEVISION LEGAL DEPARTMENT.
Cast List
MARGE...
+e eeeeeeeeeee++e+0ULIE KAVNER
BART...
se eeeeeeeeeeees+sNANCY CARTWRIGHT
LISA. .....-e2
eee eee esos YEARDLEY SMITH
OTTO.......+++..++++-.+.--HANK AZARIA
LIONAL HUTZ......+++++--TBA
Be)
|Pee HANK AZARIA
DOLPH.....seee0e+eeeee++PAMELA HAYDEN
JIMBO...
2. se ee eee ee eee e+ PAMELA HAYDEN
PATTY ....0eeee+e+eee0e0..eJ3ULIE KAVNER
SELMA.....2-20+eee0022+-JULIE KAVNER
TROY MCCLURE.......+-...TBA
BARNEY...
.- ee eeeeeeeeeee DAN CASTELLANETA
PITCHMAN...........+.+.-.--HANK AZARIA
MOE...
es seeceeeeeeeees
++ HANK AZARIA
GRAMPA.....++e.2+++ee+.+.++DAN CASTELLANETA
JAILBIRD........++++++++HANK AZARIA
CARPENTER..........+...+DAN CASTELLANETA
TUMBLERS........+.++++.+.+DAN/HANK/
VENDOR...
+s eeeeeeeeeee++DAN CASTELLANETA
LISA
MARGE
BART
HOMER
HOMER
Thanks, dear.
MARGE
HOMER
MARGE
FLANDERS (0.S.)
Maudie, the paper’s missing; that dog
HOMER ri
Heh, heh. Woof, woof.
CLOSE ON NEWSPAPER
HOMER
MARGE
HOMER
BACK TO SCENE
Scan.
2 cont
HOMER
CLOSE ON AD
LISA
What is it?
HOMER
(TOO EXCITED TO SPEAK) Tram...Ample...
BART
LISA
HOMER
Een! Een!
MARGE
HOMER
MINE.
Scane Zant.
Homer runs up to the door of the house and rings the bell.
Seltzer SQUIRTS him in the face.
HOMER (CONT’D)
Huh?
HOMER (CONT’D)
(AMUSED) Heh, heh, heh. we
KRUSTY
HOMER (CONT’D)
(SURPRISED) Krusty!
KRUSTY
trampoline?
HOMER
HOMER
away? Free?
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 5.
sa Scuna 2 cond.
(OMINOUSLY) Yup. It’s all yours.
(NERVOUS LAUGH) ee
Krusty slams the door shut.
HOMER
town.
"RUCTION WORKER
Heh >kHeh-heh.
BART
Arencha?
Sone 3 cart.
HOMER
BART
WOWWW! !
BART
LISA
BART
HOMER
HOMER/ LISA/BART
BART
LISA ee
I’m going to have my wedding here.
MARGE
Seana. cord,
I don’t know if this is a good idea. a
HOMER
MARGE
HOMER
MILHOUSE i
HOMER
(CHEERFULLY) No it doesn’t!
BACK TO SCENE
MARGE
HOMER
Ow.
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 8.
Scone
4 eat
A tiny meteorite has bounced off Homer’s head and starts a
small fire in the grass.
HOMER (CONT’D)
orto
(PARTY HOWL)
Suddenly he takes a weird bounce, and hits the ground.
OTTO (CONT’D)
(MOANS)
Bart rushes to help hin.
BART
OTTO
OTTO (CONT’D)
lost my turn!
MONTAGE
Ohh... My arm!
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 9.
I bit my tongue!
ROD
TODD uv
Catch me, Lord! Catch me!
ROD
Oh, my back.
TODD va
I can’t feel my legs!
MILHOUSE
HOMER
MARGE
HOMER
of it.
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 10.
HUTZ
and supervision.
HOMER
such thing.
RALPH
(YELLING AFTER HIM) Hey! That’s my ae
bike!
MARGE
idea!
HOMER
the trampoline!
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 11.
LIBRARIAN
HOMER
HOMER
HOMER
Trampoline.
HOMER (CONT’D)
WIGGUM
WIGGUM
Angels.
EXT. STREET
HOMER
back the...
KRUSTY
Scon et.
© Con
(DEADLY TONE) You just keep right on vo
drivin’,
Homer and Marge are lying in bed. They hear some KIDS
GIGGLING outside.
DOLPH (0.S.)
JIMBO (0.S.)
HUTZ (0.S.)
Just sign this, this, and initial here.
HOMER
A CHILLY SILENCE.
HOMER (CONT’D)
You’re mad about all the injuries and
lawsuits.
SILENCE.
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 14.
to church!
MARGE
HOMER
MARGE
HOMER
MARGE
BART/LISA
BACK TO SCENE
HOMER
“neck. ———
MARGE
me that way.
LISA
MARGE
She walks out, and we hear the car SCREECH off, then a
SLIGHTLY STRAINED VOICE.
HOMER
LISA
PATTY Scone.
r)
cond 4
Your blood pressure is off the chart.
SELMA
PATTY
SELMA
PATTY
SELMA lant
Now we‘re like two butterflies bursting
PATTY
ON TV
rainbow.
CUT TO:
GOODMAN (V.O.)
BACK TO SCENE
SELMA
sometimes.
FADE OUT:
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 18.
Sone&
FADE IN:
HOMER
MARGE
MARGE
AT TV) Look.
ON TV
TROY
Scone
8 cont,
(PRETENDING TO NOTICE CAMERA) 0h, hi.
something or other.
BACK TO SCENE
HOMER
MARGE
Shhh!
ON TV
TROY
He takes a swig.
TROY (CONT’D)
life.
GOODMAN (CONT’D)
Whoopsie. or
GOODMAN (CONT'D)
Now Troy, this circle is you.
TROY
my life.
DISSOLVE TO:
TROY (CONT’D)
Doctor, you’ve solved all my problems.
CLOSE UP TV
TROY
(GREEDY DRINKING NOISES)
CUT TO:
MAN
MARGE
life-script.
HOMER
MARGE
— Seana F cord,
Yeah, and I’m going to start expressing
MARGE
BART
Homer goes into the kitchen. Bart and Lisa listen through
the door.
HOMER (0.S.)
I’m feeling a lot of shame right now. ge
MARGE (0.S.)
I’m hearing that you feel a lot of
HOMER (0.S.)
I feel validated by that. vw
MARGE (0.S.)
Good. I’m glad we had this talk.
LISA
HOMER
(EATING NOISES)
HOMER
MARGE
HOMER
Brad Goodman?
BART
Yee ha!
MARGE
thinking?
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 24.
sa Seana tOcendd,
Make a fort out of pork chops and eat
MARGE
FLIP TO:
HOMER
lecture.
LISA a
HOMER
self-help seminar.
BART
RING MAN
RING MAN
BARNEY
Thank you! vO
Barney does a little jig. The Simpsons walk to the next Sane th
MEETING ROOM. The SEA CAPTAIN is center stage. A banner
reads "FIND SUNKEN TREASURE."
SEA CAPTAIN
SEA CAPTAIN #2
SEA CAPTAIN #3
They exit on noisy peg legs. The Simpsons walk to the next
MEETING ROOM. A PITCHMAN is holding up a bottle.
1FO0S5 RECORD 4/26/93 26.
HOMER
PITCHMAN
HOMER
(SCREAMS)
Homer hustles the kids out, covering their ears.
INT. AUDITORIUM
GOODMAN
Hi, folks, I’m Brad Goodman. How many
MARGE
OLD MAN
As the rest of the audience puts their hands down, Homer Seana 12
happily puts his hand up.
MARGE
trained.
HOMER
(ANNOYED GRUNT)
GOODMAN
QUIMBY
BURNS
APU
LENNY
people!
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 28.
Scene12 cond,
GOODMAN
FLANDERS
super!
HOMER
HOMER af
It sure does!
BARNEY
Scone | A.cont'd
MARGE’S INNER CHILD
MARGE
(GASPS)
DISSOLVE TO:
GOODMAN
SKINNER
GOODMAN
now.
SKINNER
GOODMAN
Seana. 13 cond,
(GENTLY) You can sit down now... You
BART a
A human GOING!
MARGE
Bart! Be quiet!
GOODMAN
GOODMAN (CONT’D)
What made you yell out that remark?
BART
I ‘unno. “
GOODMAN
BART
Scene IBcantd,
GOODMAN
LISA
(SKEPTICAL) What!?
GOODMAN
have you?
BART
GOODMAN
HOMER
(ACKNOWLEDGING APPLAUSE) Thank you. ae
Thank you very much.
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 32.
fantastic.
MARGE
BART
Rudiger. we
GOODMAN
little Rudiger...
MARGE
GOODMAN
boundaries...
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 33.
Seow 14 coed.
BART
(MIMES SNORING)
GOODMAN
LI-VING! LI-VING!
GOODMAN
CROWD
BE-LIKE-BOY!
GOODMAN
WOMEN IN CROWD
BE-LIKE-BOY!
GOODMAN
GRAMPA/JASPER/OLD FOLKS
WE-LIKE-ROY!
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 34.
Seana H ant.
Lisa looks around uneasily at all the fired-up
Springfielders.
LISA
CARL
AcT E
FADE IN:
ON TV: Scene Ss
Kent Brockman is doing "MY TWO CENTS."
KENT BROCKMAN
Springfield, as refreshing as a
intestine.
Scene IS cont.
KENT BROCKMAN (CONT’D)
love you.
BART
LISA
cream sandwich?
BART
Ewww...
INT. CHURCH
LOVEJOY
do.
LOVEJOY (CONT’D)
Take five, Mrs. Fische.
Scone [5 conctl.
LOVEJOY (CONT’D)
BART
(EXASPERATED MOAN)
INT. OPERATING THEATER Scone IG
Dr. Hibbert is performing an operation.
NURSE
DR. HIBBERT
FLIP TO:
SURGEON
infection.
DR. HIBBERT
(CHUCKLES) Gotcha.
Scone Me contd.
SURGEON
KRABAPPEL
KRABAPPEL
BART
It was...
MARTIN
BART
RADIO DISPATCHER
Loan.
WIGGUM
LOU
seriously.
WIGGUM
BART
BART (CONT’D)
Nooo!
ANGLE ON HIGHWAY
BART
(MOANING QUIETLY)
Lisa enters.
LISA
BART
LISA
BART
I see.
LISA
oatmeal society.
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 41.
ti Scene|T conti,
(WHINY) So what do I dooo?
LISA
everything.
GOODMAN
I am precious too.
LISA
Mr. Goodman?
GOODMAN
BART
GOODMAN
LISA
ee Scene 18 contd
(SIGHS) Kids, I’1l1 be honest with you.
BROCKMAN
Scene 18 contd,
GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
otto
HIGH ANGLE
JAILBIRD
MOLEMAN J
(SINCERELY) I’m okay with that.
GRAMPA (0.S.)
I feel like taking my own sweet time.
Scene 19 contd.
PATTY
the town.
SELMA
Enjoy!
SEA CAPTAIN
HOMER
BART
off my identity.
SKINNER
Scene|4 contd,
MARGE
LISA
and read.
MARGE
LISA
QUIMBY
JAMES BROWN
double bolted.
ANGLE ON
CARPENTER
ANGLE ON
REVEREND LOVEJOY
VENDOR
ANGLE ON
Scene
AOcond
The crowd. There is a WRENCHING METALLIC sound. All eyes
look skyward. The Ferris wheel rips from its mooring and
begins rolling away, out of control. It rolls past a man
sunning himself on the roof of his van which reads, "COUNTY
FERRIS WHEEL INSPECTOR."
ANGLE ON
ANGLE ON
CARPENTER
thing.
ANGLE ON
TUMBLERS
Many dangerous, wild ANIMALS leap from the caged cars and
make a Bee-line for the festival.
EXT. TOWN SQUARE - CONTINUOUS Scene Al
LIONS, TIGERS and several large APES run amok through the
PANICKED crowd.
ANGLE ON
Scene Al om.
QUIMBY
CARPENTER
blamed.
HIBBERT
MOE
Feel this!
ANGLE ON MARGE
MARGE
nagged more...
REVEREND LOVEJOY
APU
it all! bY
mn.
Apu points accusingly at Bart.
BART
Eep.
Bart runs toward the parking lot, the mob gaining on hin.
Homer is in the front passenger seat of their car and calls
to Bart.
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 49.
HOMER a eae
HOMER (CONT’D)
(TO MOB) Got him!
HOMER (CONT’D)
APU
I blame you.
ANGLE ON
GRAMPA (V.0.)
Just a minute, I’m almost done!
DISSOLVE TO:
MARGE
fool with.
1F05 RECORD 4/26/93 50.
Scene Zl contd,
HOMER
MARGE
HOMER
HOMER
MARGE
(GIGGLES)
She squeezes some of the oil into her hand with a RUDE
SPLORT, and they both LAUGH.
FADE OUT: