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Hey, it's so good to talk to you.
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I was getting worried about you. You've
been gone for far too long, Glen.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I should have called and let you know
that I was all right.
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Guess I ended up staying
a little longer than I thought.
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That's okay. You'll just have to take me
to dinner tomorrow night
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to make it up to me.
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Dinner. I can't tomorrow night, Paige.
I got plans.
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I still wanna meet you, though.
I mean, I really wanna see you.
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Good, because...
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...there's actually something
I really want to talk to you about.
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Really? Sounds mysterious.
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That's actually great,
because there's something

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that I really wanna
talk to you about too.
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Great. Then it's a date.
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- So I'll see you at 11:00.
- Eleven o'clock is good,
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<i>eleven o'clock is great.</i>
<i>The usual place, the lake?</i>
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Damn it, no.
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Or we can meet wherever.
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Stop it, I said.
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Stop what?
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Nothing. I'll just... Yeah.
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I'll see you tomorrow, it'll be great.
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I am so sick of this.
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Piper?
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What are you doing?
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I'm putting the diapers back where
they belong, that is what I'm doing.

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But it's 2 in the morning.
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Yeah, well, apparently
our little ghosts and goblins
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are not sleeping, so how can I?
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I wish they would just attack us,
rather than move stuff around.
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I told you, they're not ghosts.
They're pests.
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Residual energy left over from
all the demons you vanquished here.
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Besides, the Elders said
they would dissipate over time.
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Yeah. Okay, well, they're not
dissipating, it's getting worse.
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They're, like, organizing
and they're making it impossible
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for me to keep the baby things
in order.
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I know, but it's 2 in the morning.
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I'm telling you, Leo,
they are trying to drive me crazy.
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What was that?

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What the hell is going on?
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- Hi.
- Phoebe, what are you doing?
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I am cleansing the house.
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At 2:00 in the morning?
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Phoebe. Phoebe.
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Phoebe, hold it.
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What, what?
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You're polluting the place.
What is that crap?
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The strongest purification
in the <i>Book oF Shadows</i>.
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- You think that's gonna help?
- It better,
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because Cole's residual evil
is taking on a life of its own.
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And look at my hair.
I woke up, it was in a ponytail.
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I did not put it in a ponytail.
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And you think Cole
is connected to this?
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Well, yeah. After all the time
he spent here, how could he not be?
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This house needs some serious
feng shui-ing.
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Oh, give me that.
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I'm telling you guys, it's all harmless,
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it's gonna go away by itself.
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Phoebe!
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Piper, blow it up.
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- Do something!
- Electricity.
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Poltergeists don't like electricity.
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You were saying?
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Why are you so sure
that it wasn't a poltergeist?
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I mean, it definitely didn't like
getting zapped, that's for sure.
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I know, but poltergeists are spirits,

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A manifestation of what?
Cole's leftover energy?
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Well, not just Cole's,
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but every bit of evil
that's been through here.
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It seems to be coalescing
into some sort of being.
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- Gee, you think?
- Look, I know. I'm sorry,
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I underestimated it.
It's just I've never heard of it
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getting this bad before, that's all.
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Well, you're forgiven.
Now, how do we get rid of it?
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- I don't know.
- Don't worry, I will find a way.
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Where there's a yin, there's a yang.
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Okay, I have no idea
what that means,
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but I do know that I cannot raise
a child in this environment, people.
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Piper, you're not due
for another couple of months.
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Exactly, I am running out of time.
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Good morning.
How do you like my outfit?
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You look like
you're not gonna help clean up.
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You have got that right.
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I'm gonna go meet Glen. And besides,
isn't everything just gonna
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- get messed up again anyways?
- Bite your tongue.
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A little dressed up for Glen.
Looks more like you're going on a date.
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- Maybe I am.
- Excuse me?
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Did I just hear correctly?
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You and Glen together again?
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I hope so,
I kind of wanna talk to him about that.
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Really? Fascinating.
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Haven't you and Glen dated
many times before?
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Yeah, we've kind of been hanging out
on and off
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since high school, you know.
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I see. So you think maybe this time
it might work out?
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I hope so. Especially because lately,
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I'll be out on a date, and then
I just wind up thinking about him.
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Proof of love.
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At least he knows you're a witch.
You don't have to hide anything.
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That is a very good point.
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All right, Sally, go meet Harry.
Good luck.
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Thank you.
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If you need me, you know I'm just
an orb away. Just holler.
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Would now be a bad time?
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Hey, hey. I think I've found something.

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A witch doctor?
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Okay, liverwort
and a pinch of dragonroot.
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- Dragonroot.
- Okay.
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- Got it.
- Wait,
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- shouldn't we be talking about this?
- What is there to talk about, Leo?
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It says right here
that they expel evil spirits.
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Still, that doesn't mean they're good.
Witch doctors are kind of a wild card,
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that's why the Elders don't want us
working with them.
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Well, sometimes we don't wanna
work with the Elders, so we're even.
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Besides, do you have a better idea?
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- No.
- Okay, then.
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Get the snakeskin ready,
and after I read the spell,

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then you throw it in.
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<i>Free us From the ties that bind</i>
<i>OF evil magic intertwined</i>
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<i>We call upon the one who cures</i>
<i>He who to the dark inured</i>
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Ready?
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How may I be of service?
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Are you a witch doctor?
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Let me guess.
You were expecting someone
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with a bone through the nose and
a shrunken-head necklace perhaps?
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Yeah, actually. Yeah, yeah.
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You know, you make this huge effort
to change with the times,
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it's always the stereotypes
that persist.
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Now...
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...where is the evil?
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Here, there...
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...everywhere.
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You ever vanquished a demon
in this house by any chance?
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Oh, only about a hundred.
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- Give or take.
- Another hundred.
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Explains all the evil energy
I'm sensing.
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This is going to take some time.
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Yeah, well, can you do it?
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Absolutely.
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- May I?
- Go for it.
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I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
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All right, I'm gonna go see Glen.
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I have to go to work.
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Goodbye, my little baby,
and I love you so much.
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But...
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Well, hey. Don't worry about me.
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I'll just clean this all up by myself.
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Did you see what that turkey did?
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Good morning, Phoebe.
How are you?
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It's a full-page ad.
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Spencer Ricks is challenging me with
this chauvinistic crap. Listen to this.
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"Ask Phoebe says,
'Every woman needs to find
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her own inner goddess."' Right?
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"Spencer Ricks says, 'That's fine,
as long as she cooks and cleans."'
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Can you believe that?
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He's just trying to drum up publicity
by being controversial.
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Yeah, well, that's not gonna work.
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- Is it?
- It's working so far.

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The <i>Daily</i> readership is up
because of his advice column,
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- and we're a little down.
- Well, what are we gonna do?
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- We can't just ignore this.
- We're not.
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As a matter of fact,
the other editors and I
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have decided to fight fire with fire.
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- Lf, that is, you're open to it.
- Absolutely.
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Whatever it takes to vanquish
the competition,
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I'm all... You know,
defeat the competi...
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I'm just a very competitive person,
you know.
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Oh, I've noticed, which is why I think
you're gonna like our little plan.
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We've arranged a photo shoot for you
today at 3:00.
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- A photo shoot?
- <i>415</i> is doing an expos

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on local celebrities.
We want you to be a part of it.
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L... I don't know, Elise.
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Oh, it's all going to be very tasteful,
of course.
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Although I want you to feel free
to show off as many of your lovely...
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...assets
as you feel comfortable with.
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Elise, I don't know if I can do that.
I mean, why stoop to that, you know?
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I am an advice columnist,
I'm not some...
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...Playmate.
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Okay. I respect that.
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Although you should know that
Spencer Ricks will be in the issue.
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What time did you say
I have to be there?
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Paige?
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Hi.

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- I like your hair.
- Thank you.
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Serious hug.
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Yeah, well, I missed you.
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I missed you too.
You look really great.
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Thank you. So do you.
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How was your climb?
It was the Matterhorn, right?
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It was awesome.
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There was a lot more people there
than when we were there, though.
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- That's too bad.
- Yeah.
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So, what about you?
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You kill any demons lately?
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Of course, but I probably
shouldn't talk about that here.
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Right, right. Sorry. Sorry.
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- So...
- So...
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- Okay, you go first, I insist.
- Okay, okay. Well,
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I'm getting married.
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- What?
- I wanted you to be the first to know.
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After my parents, of course. But...
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You're getting married?
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Oh, here she is, here she is.
Jessica.
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Sorry I'm so late,
I couldn't find parking anywhere. Hi.
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- Hi.
- You must be Paige.
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Glen's told me so much about you.
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It's nice to finally meet you.
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It's great to see you.
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So, what'd you wanna tell me?
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I hope you got it.

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That was a little bitty baby one.
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Big Mama's still hiding somewhere.
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But I'll find her.
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Don't you worry.
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These walls are clogged
with evil waste.
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Worst I've ever seen.
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You sure these are good witches
that live here?
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The best.
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Although one of them
is gonna go very evil on us
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if we don't get this room cleaned up
in a hurry, believe me.
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- Is that a fact?
- Well, not literally.
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All I mean is that you need to
finish up here in a hurry, that's all.
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I understand.
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What are you doing?

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Did you just take something?
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You mean this lipstick?
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Well, I'm having trouble differentiating
between the witches' magic and evil.
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Personal items help me
separate them better.
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That's if it's all right with you,
of course.
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I guess.
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You don't trust me, do you?
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Pity.
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Witch doctors help rid the world
of dark spirits.
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Now, I would think that you'd think
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that was a good thing.
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Hey, I heard an explosion.
What's going on up there?
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Don't worry, everything's okay.
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I am a little worried,
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and I need to know
if this is gonna work or not.
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Once I capture Big Mama,
it'll all be over with.
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Big Mama? Who's Big Mama?
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He's getting married, that dirty rat.
244
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,553
- Who?
- Glen.
245
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,110
He's getting married to some bimbette
he met climbing the Matterhorn.
246
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,953
- At Disneyland?
- No, Switzerland.
247
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,317
Oh, but me, I'm lucky,
because I got an invitation to the...
248
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,872
...wedding.
- Hey, pick that up.
249
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,638
I mean, I was on the phone with him.
250
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,792
He had plenty of time
to tell me about this, but no,
251
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,712
he couldn't mention a single thing.
252

00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,633

Lucky, lucky me,
I didn't say what I really wanted.
253
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,109
I really... I think I would have died.
254
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,237
Excuse me.
255
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,109
- So, what are you gonna do?
- Do?
256
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,469
Well, I'm gonna kill him.
257
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,474
No, I'm gonna apologize
because I'm a good girl.
258
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,837
I was a little bit rude,
especially to her.
259
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,638
Although I don't know what
he sees in her.
260
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,870
She's not his type at all.
261
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,752
She's blond.
262
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,435
Stand back.
263
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,030
Gotcha.
264
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,317
Oh, guess I'm not watching
<i>The Osbournes</i> tonight.
265
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,555
You okay?

266
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,318
Yeah.
267
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,599
My work here is complete.
268
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,752
Your house has been cleansed.
269
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,875
Doesn't look very cleansed to me.
270
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,509
- Well?
- The house has been purged.
271
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,797
Although how it became infested
in the first place is very troublesome.
272
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,709
Go on.
273
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,917
Whoever these witches are,
they're magnets for evil.
274
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,308
It's drawn to their powers.
275
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,948
- Can they withstand it?
- Doubtful.
276
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,634
They're easily distracted
by the pettiness of their lives.
277
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,837
Sooner or later,
evil will overtake them.
278
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,470
And along with it, their powers.
279

00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,636

Then we must eliminate them.
280
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,393
Didn't we just do this?
281
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,233
Yeah, and I still think you should have
made Paige stay and help.
282
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,233
Well, apparently,
she has her own mess to clean up.
283
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,550
Hopefully we don't have
to do this again any time soon.
284
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,039
Are you kidding me?
285
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,231
With exploding demons
and trampling sisters,
286
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,198
this place is a disaster area always.
287
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,749
I have no idea what it's gonna be like
when the baby comes.
288
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,718
Well, I'm more concerned
with the witch doctor right now.
289
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,791
Why, because he took my lipstick?
290
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,188
And Paige's keys.
291
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,873
You don't know that he took those.
292
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,031
I mean, she loses her keys daily.

293
00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,038
Maybe. All I'm saying is there's
something not right with him, that's all.
294
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,470
Well, he took care of the things
that go bump in the night,
295
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,198
so that's all I care about.
296
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,757
- What happened in here?
- We've been healed.
297
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,911
Really? Way to go, doc.
298
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,435
- I gotta go change.
- Why? Where are you going?
299
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,993
To a photo shoot.
300
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,594
To compromise my integrity.
301
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,557
I'm going to kill the competition.
302
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,517
All right, then. Whatever that means.
303
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,475
Hey, a picture's missing.
304
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,468
- What?
- Yeah. The one of you
305
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,959
and Phoebe, Paige.
306
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,989

- Went right here.

- Maybe it fell out.
307
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,639
No, it was glued in.
308
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,315
Come on, why would he want
a picture of us?
309
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,118
I don't know. I'm not a witch doctor.
310
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,555
All I'm saying is he obviously
wanted it for something.
311
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,156
Hey, who stole my toothbrush?
312
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,159
I'll go make the summoning potion.
313
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,554
I'll go check with the Elders.
314
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,108
If these witches are as powerful
as you say they are,
315
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,349
how will you kill them?
316
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,750
By attacking them...
317
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,235
...as humans.
318
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,473
Women.
319
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,670
With each likeness...
320
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:24,118

...I'll turn their character flaws

into obsessions.
321
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,191
Obsessions...
322
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,351
...that will consume them.
323
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,713
Destroy them.
324
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,398
Glen?
325
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,795
Excuse me.
326
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,355
You're mad.
327
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,919
No, I'm not mad, Paige.
I'm just confused.
328
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,753
What happened to you this morning?
Why were you so mean to Jess?
329
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:09,915
I wasn't mean necessarily.
I was just rude.
330
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,469
Fine, whatever. Why?
331
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,949
I guess I felt like you
just kind of came along
332
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,759
and dropped this
huge bombshell on me...
333
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,311
...and I was hurt.

334
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,833
Hurt? Why?
335
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,834
- Wait, you thought you and l...?
- No.
336
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,309
No. I didn't think that at all.
337
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,239
Glen?
338
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,195
The minister's waiting.
339
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,869
You okay?
340
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,354
I'm fine.
341
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,232
Jessica, I wanted to apologize
for not being very friendly earlier.
342
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,919
I really am sorry.
343
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,992
Well, thank you.
Thanks for saying that.
344
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,072
I just don't understand
what Glen's doing
345
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,435
with such a blond bimbette.
346
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,438
- What?
- And really,
347
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,437
who's the surgeon

who does those boobs?

348
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,919
Because they are fantastic.
349
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,833
I should get the number
for a friend of mine.
350
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,479
Paige, what the hell
is wrong with you?
351
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,989
Me? Well, nothing's wrong with me.
352
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,151
I'm not the one marrying
the wrong woman.
353
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,278
Oh, my God.
354
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,993
Wait, Jessica. Jessica.
355
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,550
What are you doing?
356
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,511
Next.
357
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,828
Liverwort, dragon's root...
358
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,919
How close are you
to summoning him?
359
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,232
A little bit of snakeskin
and a bad rhyme away. Why?
360
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,874
The Elders think the witch doctor
has been stealing your stuff

361
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,998
- to put a hex on you.
- A hex? For what?
362
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,149
He thinks you're evil too,
363
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,472
which is why the sooner
you summon him, the better.
364
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,789
- Piper, what are you doing?
- Cleaning up.
365
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,154
Right now?
366
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,717
You know, you can never really get
a dish sanitary enough, can you?
367
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,755
Dirty.
368
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,158
Dirty. All dirty.
369
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,197
Piper. What is the matter with you?
370
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,999
What is the matter with me?
I don't know.
371
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,911
Are those water spots?
372
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,229
Much better.
373
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:39,230
Okay. All right, you keep cleaning,
and I'll be back with help.
374
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,318

Last...
375
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,715
...but not least...
376
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,473
...Phoebe.
377
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,958
This is excellent. Excellent.
378
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,948
Good.
379
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,309
Excellent.
380
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,919
You're a natural at this.
381
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,911
I don't know about all that.
382
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,476
I'm not even sure why I'm doing this,
actually.
383
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,313
You're doing this to blow
Spencer Ricks out of the water, honey,
384
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,034
and we both know it.
A little more skin wouldn't hurt.
385
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,239
No.
386
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,753
I can't do that.
387
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,315
It's your career. Reload.
388
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,234
Got it.

389
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,198
Phoebe.
390
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,910
- Leo, what are you doing here?
- I gotta get you home.
391
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,308
Something's wrong with Piper.
392
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,032
Excuse me?
393
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,474
Who are you?
394
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,989
Me? I'm her brother-in-law.
395
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,072
Well, good for you,
but this is a closed set.
396
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,998
Buh. As in "buh-bye."
397
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,720
Sorry, but there's kind of
a family emergency.
398
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,791
Sorry. I should have realized.
399
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,277
No, it's okay.
400
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,555
I'll stay.
401
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,190
Okay. We're... We're shooting.
402
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,679
Get the fan going. We're shooting.

403
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,717
We're shooting and we're sh...
404
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,110
Brother-in-law person,
can you disappear?
405
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,793
Excellent.
406
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,473
Beautiful.
407
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,271
- So, what, now you're defending her?
- No, Jess.
408
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,273
It's just... All I'm trying to say is
that's not like Paige.
409
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,475
She insults me, humiliates me,
and now you're trying to explain it?
410
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,591
She was out of her head,
she didn't know what she was saying.
411
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,875
Oh, my God, don't even try.
412
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,036
She knew exactly what
she was saying to me, Glen.
413
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,236
She didn't mean it, I'm telling you.
414
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,719
I've known her forever.
415
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,233
Well, then, fine.
416
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,992

Why don't you marry her.

417
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,839
Rough day?
418
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,433
What are you doing in my car?
419
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,232
Waiting for you.
420
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,951
Careful, now,
you wouldn't wanna fall.
421
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,997
What happened? Where am I?
422
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,310
You pissed off a witch,
that's what happened.
423
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,113
What?
424
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,913
Help. Help!
425
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,199
This is gonna be fun.
426
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,158
Okay, feather, feather.
Where do we keep the feathers?
427
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:35,239
- Where do we keep the feathers?
- Oh, my God, you've made a mess.
428
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,675
- Where are the feathers?
- What do you want feathers for?
429
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,751
Killer potion for Spencer Ricks.
430

00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,551

Second cabinet, under F.
431
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,751
I alphabetized.
It's much more orderly.
432
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,195
I see it. Perfect.
433
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,510
- Hey, what are those?
- Slipcovers,
434
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,755
to keep the furniture clean.
435
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,359
Although I've come to
the conclusion
436
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,317
that we should probably just stand
from now on.
437
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,754
Whatever.
438
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,757
Okay.
439
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,114
Piper, just so you know,
I may have to flee the country,
440
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,919
but just for a little while,
and I will call you, okay?
441
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,069
Oh, no you don't, missy,
442
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,073
there will be no fleeing the country
until you clean up after yourself.
443
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,391

No, no, no. I'm sorry. I can't.

444
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,754
I'm possessed.
445
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,991
That is not an excuse.
446
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,359
Paige?
447
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,236
Thank God you're here.
We have serious problems.
448
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,515
Like what?
449
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,752
Like, why are you wearing
a wedding dress?
450
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,515
Because I'm going to get married.
451
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,790
- Thanks to my whitelighter powers.
- Oh, no.
452
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,951
I convinced Glen
to move up the ceremony
453
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,355
before that crazy ex of his
gets in the way again.
454
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,312
Clever, huh?
455
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,072
Nose job, should have guessed.
456
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,992
Paige, you can't do this.
This isn't you.

457
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,788
It is now.
458
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,349
At least until after the honeymoon,
then maybe I'll switch back.
459
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,239
- That's my cue.
- Okay, wait, stop.
460
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,589
I can't let you do th...
461
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,110
Should have seen that coming.
462
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,109
Paige.
463
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,032
Paige.
464
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,638
Paige, Paige.
465
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,432
- Watch my train.
- Listen to me.
466
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,909
You're under a hex, the witch doctor's
done this to all of you.
467
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,553
Hey, hey.
468
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,915
You can fight a hex.
You just have to reach deep down...
469
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,991
What's your problem, Leo?
Get out of here.
470
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,118

Look, I'm sorry, Glen,

but this... This isn't what you think it is.
471
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,269
Oh, no?
472
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,318
So this isn't Paige's brother-in-law
trying to ruin my wedding?
473
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,789
- That's what it looks like to me.
- Paige.
474
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,635
Did you just call her Paige?
475
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,478
Look, Glen, you know
about this family.
476
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,437
You know what sort of wacky things
can happen.
477
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,079
Can we just go somewhere and talk?
478
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,389
- No.
- No.
479
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,233
Sweetie, I'll handle this, okay?
Go back to your position.
480
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,429
Please.
481
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,633
I'll be right there.
482
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,753
Paige...
483
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,239
...where's Jessica?

484
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,151
- Hell if I know.
- What does that mean?
485
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,913
What did you do to her? Paige,
you better not have hurt an innocent.
486
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,911
Well, she's not that innocent.
487
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,878
After all, she tried to steal Glen
away from me, didn't she?
488
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,793
Well, at least you practice
what you preach.
489
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,152
- Spencer Ricks, right?
- That's right.
490
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,032
You a fan? Got a pen?
491
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,918
No, actually, I'm your competition.
492
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,390
But instead of stooping to your level,
I decided to confront you personally.
493
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,950
That's right. Feeble Halliwell,
as I live and breathe.
494
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,957
Your billboards don't do you justice.
495
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,799
You have a nice rack. You ought to
show it off a little bit more.
496
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,952
You know, I don't mind losing readers

to a legitimate writer,
497
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,152
but some misogynistic pig
that's a fraud...
498
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,349
That hurts.
499
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,549
I'm not a fraud.
500
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,390
- I mean what I write.
- Oh, do you?
501
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,552
If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the kitchen, baby.
502
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,558
Oh, wait, that's a woman's place,
isn't it?
503
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,997
So then, you wouldn't have
anywhere to go, would you?
504
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,550
You know what, you're a turkey.
And turkeys don't write columns.
505
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,994
But they do make delicious dinners.
506
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,071
Piper?
507
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,752
Where are you?
508
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,395
What the...?
509
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,879
What?

510
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,076
Piper?
511
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,512
- Piper, what are you doing?
- Heads up.
512
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:58,154
I'm replacing this roof. It's filthy.
I told you this place was a wreck.
513
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,873
Piper, I need you
to help me find Paige.
514
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,510
I'm not talking to her
till she cleans up her room.
515
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,159
But it's about Glen's fiance.
516
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,396
I think she's done something to them.
Something terrible.
517
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,516
- I need you to help me find her.
- Busy.
518
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,193
Piper, you need
to snap out of it, okay.
519
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,512
This isn't about you guys anymore,
it's about an innocent. And if she dies...
520
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,749
- A little help here.
- What are you doing with that thing?
521
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,394
Well, first I'm gonna kill it,
and then I'm gonna stuff it.
522
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,630

You are not bringing that filthy fowl

in the house.
523
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,155
Yes, I am.
Thanksgiving's early this year.
524
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,709
Do not get any blood in that kitchen.
525
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,757
Phoebe, can I talk to you a minute?
526
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,950
- What did you do that for?
- Like hell you are bringing
527
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,429
those muddy shoes in my house.
528
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,869
Like hell. Paige said "like hell."
529
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,477
Jessica.
530
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,113
This is taking far too long.
531
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,389
Please don't. Please don't.
532
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,075
- Please don't.
- It's okay, I'm here to help you.
533
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,470
I don't know what happened.
I don't know who you are.
534
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,437
There's no time
to explain everything.
535
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,033
Just know that I'm here to save you.

536
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,552
It's okay. You can trust me.
537
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:32,079
I promise to love you, trust you
538
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,870
and honour you with all my heart,
Jessica, forever.
539
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,788
Jessica?
540
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,150
Wait. Stop the wedding.
541
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,436
Glen?
542
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,838
- What the hell?
- They're twins.
543
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,718
And he was gonna marry
the wrong one.
544
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,388
Maybe we could just
give them a minute.
545
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,871
Sure. Right.
546
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,991
Paige?
547
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,155
But why?
548
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,955
Glen, I can explain.
549
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,475
What have I done?

550
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,070
There's no time. We need to get home
and save your sisters
551
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,196
before they destroy themselves.
552
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,000
Piper, I brought Paige,
so she can help you out.
553
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,354
Oh, that's okay.
554
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,788
I don't need any help anymore.
555
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,554
It's already done,
except for the sweeping.
556
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,749
What do you mean?
557
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,191
I think I know.
558
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,391
Piper, what did you do
with the house?
559
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,155
Well, I thought it would be better
to start from scratch.
560
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,232
But, Piper, you can't just vanquish
an entire house,
561
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,914
especially not our house.
People are gonna notice.
562
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,073
Oh, I didn't vanquish it, silly,
I cast a vanishing spell.

563
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,595
It's like a good dusting, only better.
564
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,951
But I am gonna have to do something
about these steps.
565
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,474
Okay, you gotta figure out a way
to fix it, like you fixed me.
566
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,551
- Get her out of this hex.
- But it's individual.
567
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,199
You seeing Glen
distraught over Jessica
568
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,713
is what shocked you out of the hex.
569
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,156
Okay, well, you need to figure out
a way to shock her out of it.
570
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,034
I think I know a way.
571
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,276
Piper, where's Phoebe?
572
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,639
Phoebe? How should I know?
573
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,028
Remember,
she came into the house
574
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,553
- with the turkey?
- Turkey?
575
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,433
Piper, when you made
the house disappear,

576
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,312
you also made Phoebe disappear.
577
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,879
- No, she didn't...
- Yeah.
578
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,553
No, I wouldn't...
579
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,397
Phoebe. Phoebe.
580
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,396
Oh, my God. What have I done?
581
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,471
The spell, Piper,
you need to reverse it, fast.
582
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,358
I'm not sure I can.
583
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,033
Well, then,
you better make us disappear,
584
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,878
because this one's gonna be
tough to explain.
585
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,031
You can do it Piper, come on.
586
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,916
<i>Let the object oF objection return</i>
587
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,868
<i>So that its existence</i>
<i>May be reaffirmed</i>
588
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,438
Nicely done.
589
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,313
Is that a wedding dress?

590
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,959
You just noticed?
591
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,991
Phoebe.
592
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,034
Don't.
593
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,392
Let me have it.
594
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,199
Let go of me,
I have to kill Spencer!
595
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,348
You named the turkey Spencer?
596
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,795
That's no turkey.
I think that's Spencer Ricks.
597
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,995
The other advice columnist?
598
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,037
Well, she said she was gonna
kill the competition.
599
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,191
- Okay, we gotta break the hex.
- Any ideas how?
600
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,952
Yeah, actually.
601
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,315
Take her to the attic and
keep her away from that turkey.
602
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,078
Yeah, take me to the turkey.
603
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,995

We're gonna pay a little house call

to that witch doctor.
604
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,832
Success?
605
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:52,113
It's only a matter of time
before they destroy themselves.
606
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,317
Talk about premature jubilation.
607
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,436
You gentlemen might wanna see
a doctor about that.
608
00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,829
How did you get here?
609
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,798
With the powers you apparently
didn't want us to have.
610
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,155
Good powers, by the way, very good.
611
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,629
Powers we might just have
to use against you.
612
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,233
Wait, don't.
613
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,515
If you are truly good,
614
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,908
we're on the same side.
615
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,960
We felt you couldn't handle
all of the evil spirits you attract.
616
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,356
Well, we attract them
for a reason, doc.

617
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,714
So that we can get rid of them.
618
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,236
You get rid of us, you'll have more
problems than solutions, trust me.
619
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,994
See, we might be slightly off,
but we're off in a good way.
620
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,232
Now, you're gonna reverse the hex
on our other sister.
621
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,992
Or it will be your last.
622
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,390
Phoebe. Phoebe.
623
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,477
Piper.
624
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,879
Oh, dear.
625
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,996
Phoebe, is that you? Are you back?
626
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,594
Yeah. What's going on?
627
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,075
I just... I think you have some...
628
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,754
...issues, competitive issues.
629
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,593
I don't understand.
630
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,436
Oh, no.

631
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,715
Spencer Ricks?
632
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,160
- Hi.
- Hi.
633
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,239
You said you wanted to talk?
634
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,914
No, I got the message
that you wanted to.
635
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,910
Actually, I sent the message.
636
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,910
I didn't think you guys would come
if you knew I wanted to meet you.
637
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,911
Look, I'm out of here.
638
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,997
Please, just stay and hear me out.
639
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,315
Look, I know what I did was awful.
640
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,476
In my defence, I was under a spell.
641
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,234
I know magic and all this
is a lot to swallow, Jessica.
642
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,119
And I don't blame you guys
if you never trust me.
643
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,669
It's not that we don't trust you.
It's just that...
644
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,432

I don't trust her.

645
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,399
Fair enough.
646
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,993
But I will say this.
647
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:50,280
The spell broke because I hurt you,
and I hurt you because I hurt Jessica.
648
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:55,116
It's pretty obvious that you love her
and she loves you.
649
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,352
You guys were meant to be together.
I get that now. I do.
650
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,713
And I know that we're
just meant to be friends.
651
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,308
That's all right, we'll clean it up later.
652
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,516
Are you feeling okay?
653
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,238
- Very funny.
- You're kidding me.
654
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,396
That's not killing you,
just leaving a mess there?
655
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,879
No, not at all.
656
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,989
Okay, maybe a little, but not a lot.
657
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,230
Look, if there's anything I've learned
from all this,

658
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,118
is that I gotta learn
to deal with messes,
659
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,429
especially with a baby coming.
660
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,318
Because I hear they come
with a lot of messes.
661
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,232
- I've heard some things about that too.
- Yeah.
662
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,437
Well, it's good that something positive
came from the witch doctor.
663
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,353
- Hi.
- Hey, Pheebs, what's cooking?
664
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,954
Oh, if you're talking about
Spencer Ricks, not him.
665
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,236
I turned him back into the pig
that he was,
666
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,795
and unfortunately,
he won't remember any of it.
667
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,678
I'm glad to see
you're not competitive anymore.
668
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,308
Yeah, no. I don't think
I have to worry anymore
669
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,833
about him taking my readers.
670

00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,831

- And why would that be?
- Well...
671
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,357
...because...
672
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,035
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
673
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,998
"Why ask Phoebe
when you can see her?"
674
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,594
Talk about journalistic ethics, right?
675
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,517
No retouching. Good times.
676
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,395
Okay, give... Give me that.
677
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,879
- No.
- No.
678
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,632
- Run, run.
- Leo.
679
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,597
Leo!

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