{110}{152}It's okay, you're gonna be okay.

{156}{246}Okay? That demon wiped out|that whole family of innocents.

{250}{317}- How will I ever be okay?|- You learn.
{321}{376}If that demon|is anywhere in that Book,
{380}{449}I'm gonna nail his sorry ass.
{484}{531}Those poor children.
{535}{571}They were so scared.
{582}{618}I could feel their pain.
{622}{680}Okay, maybe you could|feel their pain a little less, Phoebe.
{684}{741}Remember, she's an empath now.
{745}{784}I know what her powers are.
{789}{894}Okay, I think a little sister bonding|is in order for all of us here.
{898}{926}- I'll get the tea.|- No.
{931}{971}Did you see that demon?
{975}{1061}Did you see those teeth,|flying out like razor blades?
{1065}{1104}We need to kill that demon.
{1108}{1191}For the children.|All six of those children.
{1195}{1246}Fine, we'll hit the Book now, tea later.
{1688}{1748}- Told you it wouldn't work.|- Well, it's her fault.
{1752}{1813}Who's ever heard of a demon|with razor flying teeth before?
{1817}{1870}My fault? I'm not the one|who made the innocents
{1874}{1936}- into the von Trapp family.|- Did not.
{1940}{2025}- Did too.|- Knock it off.
{2051}{2105}It's my fault for going along|with you two.
{2109}{2185}We can look like the Charmed Ones,|but let's face it, our acting suc
ks.
{2202}{2277}If we want the Book of Shadows,|we need to become them.
{2281}{2331}It's time to try my identity-theft spell.
{2352}{2436}No way! They'll come after us.|It's a suicide mission.
{2440}{2489}And it's dangerous too.
{2493}{2550}So what? You wanna be|chiselers your whole life?
{2554}{2607}It's time to think big,|and thinking big means
{2611}{2672}making the whole world|believe that we are them.
{2679}{2757}I don't wanna be them.|I wanna be bad.
{2761}{2834}- Me too. Bad's better.|- Then stick with me.
{2838}{2907}Because once we get the Book,|we'll steal their powers
{2911}{2975}and then form our own power of three.
{2979}{2981}- And you know what that means.|- No.
{2981}{3036}- And you know what that means.|- No.
{3040}{3092}We'll be the untouchable sisters.
{3127}{3161}Phoebe, Paige, are you up there?
{3165}{3203}Perfume, girls.
{5431}{5472}What time did he go to sleep?
{5476}{5547}Okay, can you call me|as soon as he starts to stir?
{5551}{5596}Okay, thanks.
{5620}{5688}Jack, the band is coming in in an|hour to set up and do a sound chec
k.
{5692}{5761}Can you take care of them? I wanna|be home when my baby wakes up.
{5765}{5834}- I'm on it.|- Hey. You ready for lunch?
{5838}{5922}I was thinking I can make you|something fabulous at home instead.
{5926}{5990}Piper, every new mommy|needs a little grown-up time.
{5994}{6050}- That's why we got the nanny, right?|- Right.
{6054}{6107}So let's go...
{6146}{6180}Was that a moan?
{6246}{6279}- Piper!|- What?
{6337}{6406}That new bartender guy|is checking you out.
{6579}{6646}Are you telling me that you're feeling|what he's feeling for me?
{6650}{6769}Yes, I still can't control|my new power.
{6817}{6897}All right, that's it.|Take your shoes for a walk, buddy.
{6950}{7012}- That's creepy.|- I know, it's horrible.

{7016}{7079}You should have seen it|the last time Jason was in town.
{7083}{7127}I couldn't keep my hands off of him.
{7132}{7183}I don't know|what I'm gonna do this weekend.
{7187}{7256}Jason is flying in|from Hong Kong again?
{7260}{7318}Wow, I'd say that guy|is falling for you.
{7322}{7391}You think so? I think so. I hope so.
{7395}{7467}But all I can feel|is this strong sexual desire for me.
{7471}{7523}And that's a bad thing.
{7527}{7579}Yeah, it's a bad thing|if that's all he's feeling.
{7583}{7695}And if it is all he's feeling,|I want to know now so I don't get hur
t.
{7699}{7744}Well, why don't you|take him to a restaurant,
{7748}{7844}where you can't get buck wild,|and ask Jason how he feels.
{7878}{7954}The direct approach.|Very sneaky of you.
{7958}{8053}And if that doesn't work, ask him|about the weather in Hong Kong.
{8106}{8149}- No.|- No. We're not demon hunting.
{8153}{8183}We're going to lunch.
{8187}{8256}Hey, I am not unreasonable.|We can hunt demons after lunch.
{8286}{8348}- By the way, anyone seen Leo?|- No, I have not.
{8352}{8396}- I haven't either.|- If you do, let me know.
{8400}{8464}There's a rumour that he has|a lead on who sent him to Valhalla.
{8468}{8532}I'm sure that's very important stuff,|but I have another question.
{8536}{8596}Did either one of you leave|the Book on the floor last night?
{8610}{8649}- On the floor?|- No, I didn't.
{8694}{8723}Chris?
{8728}{8806}I vaguely remember a story|that started like that in the future.
{8810}{8874}- Someone was after the Book.|- Demons are always after the Book.
{8878}{8922}- What's new?|- I think this time they get it.
{8926}{8988}You should take|this threat seriously. And tell Paige.
{8992}{9044}- Where is Paige?|- She's at her new temp job.
{9048}{9103}- She's still on that kick?|- It's not a kick, Chris.
{9107}{9174}It's her quest for happiness|outside of magic.
{9178}{9279}Yeah, but it's a temp job.|Who finds happiness on a temp job?
{9360}{9432}Straighten your back. You wanna|get out of bed in the morning?
{9436}{9478}Back straight. Check.
{9483}{9567}No, no, mira. Don't reach.|Let them come to you.
{9581}{9610}Okay.
{9614}{9664}Forget it. Keep the line moving.
{9668}{9735}Okay. How long have you been|working here, anyway?
{9739}{9801}Eight years and two herniated discs.
{9805}{9867}Didn't know what you were getting into|on this one, did you?
{9871}{9942}No, I can't say as I did. But it's fun.
{9946}{10011}You know, I get to work with my hands|and it's kind of like nature.
{10015}{10062}And best of all, there's no magic.
{10078}{10161}Markers, magic markers,|I'm crazy... Crazy allergic.
{10201}{10242}Oh, no.
{10247}{10281}Watch out!
{10416}{10466}Everybody okay over here?
{10489}{10537}She saved my life.
{10541}{10583}- It was nothing.|- All right, everybody,
{10587}{10635}take 20 till we can|perform a safety check here.
{10639}{10701}That is the third accident this month.
{10723}{10824}I think this place is maldito. Cursed.
{10828}{10903}I think I'm maldito.
{11044}{11084}I can't tell if anyone's home from here.
{11088}{11117}If I get Piper's powers,
{11121}{11182}first thing I'm gonna do|is freeze these unwanted facial lines.
{11186}{11262}I'm the oldest, I get Piper's powers.|You'll get Paige's.
{11266}{11356}Well, in that case,|maybe I'll orb away this blemish.
{11360}{11425}Stakeout takeout, anyone?

{11434}{11489}All I asked for was a scrying bulb.

{11493}{11529}Just because|we killed the owners here
{11533}{11600}doesn't mean we|should let their food go to waste.
{11624}{11765}Give me sight though the blackest bile|Show me the faces I revile
{11847}{11892}Piper's the only one home right now.
{11896}{11966}We need all three sisters together|for my spell to work.
{11970}{12063}She's with the baby. I can't wait|to orb that thing into a volcano
.
{12067}{12157}As the baby in the family,|I'm afraid I'll be doing the orbing.
{12162}{12240}- We get our powers by sorority.|- That's "seniority," Margo.
{12244}{12286}And that's not fair.|I wanted Paige's power.
{12290}{12376}Don't talk to me about fair.|I always got less growing up.
{12380}{12427}And usually two years out of style.
{12431}{12493}There's nothing wrong|with Phoebe's powers, Mitzy.
{12497}{12581}- You'll be able to levitate.|- Yeah, six feet in the air.
{12585}{12632}Margo will be orbing|around the world.
{12636}{12666}I'll send postcards.
{12670}{12747}Don't forget, you'll also have the|power of premonition and empath
y.
{12751}{12827}Like I care what happens|to people or how they feel.
{12831}{12914}Maybe you should care, instead of this|"me, me, me" attitude all t
he time.
{12918}{12977}You're gonna get your teeth|knocked in if you don't back off!
{12981}{13030}Enough!|What is wrong with you two?
{13034}{13121}We have worked way too hard|to let it all fall apart now.
{13266}{13315}Hello, are you the lady of the house?
{13319}{13365}Go away.
{13385}{13434}This is the biggest con of our lives.
{13438}{13521}If we don't get this right, we're gonna|be two-bit magic hustlers
forever.
{13525}{13573}Is that what you want?
{13653}{13711}But you haven't seen|the amazing new Kelby 3000.
{13715}{13785}- Just get inside.|- Okay, okay.
{13847}{13950}The secret of the Charmed Ones lies|in their sisterhood. The power
of three.
{13954}{14004}Well, guess what.|We got our own sisterhood.
{14008}{14055}Our own power of three, right here.
{14059}{14138}If we can just stick together,|we can have it all.
{14142}{14212}You'll never have it all|until you own the Kelby 3000.
{14216}{14308}I'm telling you,|this baby is gonna change your...
{14360}{14409}So who's with me?
{14415}{14444}I'm sorry, sweetie.
{14448}{14511}Oh, me too.
{14515}{14568}I'll orb you anywhere you wanna go.
{14572}{14627}That's more like it.
{14632}{14751}Now, let's sit back,|relax until the other two get home.
{14830}{14886}All right, look, Mommy'll try it.
{14916}{15001}That's so horrible!|Wow, is that horrible.
{15052}{15112}Leo, what are you doing here?|You're not supposed to be here.
{15137}{15212}I was looking for Chris.|I heard he was asking about me.
{15217}{15322}He was. He thinks you found|the person that sent you to Valhalla.
{15361}{15399}He does?
{15403}{15446}But he's not here.
{15451}{15564}But even if he was, I mean, why can't|you use your Elder powers to
sense,
{15568}{15630}like you sensed me here with?
{15744}{15771}Sorry.
{15785}{15842}For missing your son? That's okay.
{15846}{15900}As an Elder,|I watch over him every minute,
{15904}{15945}but it's not the same, you know.

{15950}{16047}When he's sleeping, sometimes I orb|into the nursery just to hold

him.
{16091}{16158}Yeah. Yeah.
{16162}{16222}- Piper, you home?|- I shouldn't have come.
{16342}{16384}- Sweetie.|- Dude, there are gremlins
{16388}{16416}at the fruit-packing plant.
{16420}{16490}And I am the only one who can|prevent serious workplace injury.
{16494}{16539}This is not what I planned.
{16543}{16590}You lost me at "fruit-packing plant."
{16594}{16636}It's my new temp job.
{16640}{16687}I keep trying to find|a life away from magic,
{16691}{16750}and all I get is magic,|magic, magic, everywhere.
{16780}{16865}Oh, don't worry, little dude,|I'm not gonna let the gremlins get y
ou.
{16869}{16939}It's okay,|I think he just misses his dad.
{16971}{17023}I'm gonna go upstairs|and check in the Book of Shadows
{17027}{17095}and see what it says about|the capture and control of gremlins.
{17109}{17173}Did you leave the Book|on the floor last night?
{17178}{17203}No, why?
{17207}{17254}I don't know, it's probably nothing.
{17259}{17329}Just be on the lookout.|Chris said somebody may be after it.
{17334}{17379}People are after it every week.
{17392}{17425}You're okay, you're okay.
{17452}{17503}Fussy babies need fresh air.
{17507}{17563}Oh, that's a good idea.|I'll go get my sweater.
{17567}{17641}Nonsense. Let me take|the boy for a walk.
{17645}{17687}All right.
{17692}{17759}Just don't forget|a hat for those ears.
{17763}{17800}I always keep the baby warm.
{17804}{17841}I meant yours.
{17950}{18013}You are on a real hot streak, kiddo.
{18017}{18109}Your advice column has never been|more revealing.
{18113}{18161}Yeah, well, I just think|that I'm really in touch
{18165}{18213}with what other people|are feeling right now.
{18217}{18276}Whatever it is, keep it up.
{18436}{18484}Honey!
{18513}{18602}- You're back!|- God, I missed you, Phoebe.
{18694}{18755}Oh, no. No, no, not again.
{18759}{18820}- What's wrong?|- Nothing is wrong.
{18824}{18870}How was the weather in Hong Kong?
{18886}{18957}- Weather?|- Yeah, I hear it gets very balmy there.
{18961}{19028}- Balmy.|- I suppose.
{19044}{19091}You really wanna|talk about the weather?
{19095}{19142}No, I just don't wanna|be alone with you.
{19158}{19271}I mean, I do wanna be alone with you,|just not alone with you here
, you know?
{19275}{19364}I just... I wanna be alone|with you in a public area.
{19432}{19492}You're still a little shaken up|over my last visit.
{19496}{19536}You know,|your behaviour wasn't all that...
{19540}{19607}Humiliating and embarrassing.|It was.
{19623}{19740}Yeah. I just would appreciate|if we could take things...
{19744}{19870}...slower, you know?|Maybe go out for dinner and talk.
{19883}{19919}I'll pick you up at 7.
{19938}{19963}Okay.
{20053}{20133}Can't wait to talk. Talk.
{20330}{20370}You know what this means.
{20374}{20437}It's spell time.
{20471}{20510}We got one shot, so pay attention.
{20514}{20619}After we read this spell, the world|will see us as the Halliwell s
isters.

{20623}{20652}You mean I'm going brunette?

{20656}{20725}No, you'll look like you do now,|but the world will know you as Ph
oebe.
{20729}{20771}Let's go, let's go!
{20775}{20884}I'm dying to orb someplace far away|and exotic, like Fort Lauderda
le.
{20888}{20966}Not so fast.|The spell only gives us their identities.
{20970}{21040}They keep their powers until|we can get to the Book of Shadows.
{21044}{21114}Which we should be able to do|once we lure them out of the house.
{21118}{21191}Okay, everyone ready?
{21229}{21389}"Blinking faces blank and ho-hum|We are they and they are no one
{21393}{21544}Grant to us the power of three|and turn them into nobody"
{21599}{21638}Did it work?
{21645}{21751}One way to find out.|Let's call our whitelighter.
{21766}{21807}Chris.
{21958}{22062}Why did you change clothes, Piper?|You can't hunt demons in heels.
{22066}{22110}Go switch your shoes|and we'll get started.
{22114}{22189}Hey, slow down there, angel.
{22193}{22264}It's all good in the charmed universe.|What's your hurry?
{22268}{22305}Paige, did you just call me "angel"?
{22329}{22449}She did. And I can clearly see why.
{22456}{22542}Okay. What are you doing|over here?
{22546}{22611}Oh, well, we were just...
{22677}{22798}Solving a murder. Evil has been here,|probably spying on us.
{22934}{22996}This could be connected to whoever|is after the Book of Shadows.
{23000}{23075}Could be. See that symbol|carved into the handle?
{23079}{23131}We think that|that represents the astral plane.
{23135}{23196}I don't know. The astral planes|are run with spirit and energy.
{23200}{23247}It's not like they manufacture|athames there.
{23251}{23312}All the more reason|you should orb over and investigate.
{23316}{23353}You want me to orb|to the astral plane?
{23357}{23437}Lmmediately. And don't come back till|you find out where that knif
e is from.
{23453}{23500}Can I have a kiss goodbye?
{23504}{23544}No.
{23583}{23641}Oh, well, girl's gotta try.
{23645}{23695}You know what this means.
{23699}{23802}We are charmed and dangerous.|Oh, yeah.
{24053}{24117}- Excuse me. Elise?|- Phoebe. I thought you left.
{24121}{24170}I did. Now I'm back.
{24174}{24234}That's not against the rules, is it?
{24238}{24266}What you got there?
{24270}{24353}It's a new article for tomorrow's paper.|I didn't like what I wrot
e before.
{24372}{24397}Is this crayon?
{24401}{24451}Eyeliner, actually. I didn't have a pen.
{24482}{24546}Well, it's a little late for new copy,|but I'll see what I can do.
{24550}{24593}Awesome.
{24597}{24664}I mean, thank you.
{24679}{24764}Phoebe. Thought you were|getting ready for dinner.
{24800}{24857}You are hot.
{24861}{24888}Are you okay?
{24892}{24963}Never better. Did you say|we were hooking up tonight?
{24973}{25003}I'll swing by at 7.
{25007}{25066}Great. I'll be ready for you, sugar.
{25503}{25599}I did not fire your band.|I need them to play tonight.
{25605}{25659}Today at rehearsal?|No, that's impossible.
{25663}{25707}I have been home all afternoon.
{25716}{25782}Okay, listen. I'll be right there.
{25796}{25822}I gotta go to P3,

{25826}{25890}so tell the nanny to give|Wyatt dinner if I'm not back in time.
{25894}{25931}Okay. Bye.
{26005}{26092}Okay, this vanquishing potion|is more like vanquishing goo.
{26096}{26141}Can you check|the last ingredient for me?
{26145}{26179}Sure.
{26230}{26297}- That was different.|- Try it again.
{26374}{26411}It's like it's not recognizing us.
{26415}{26510}Okay, that's weird, I was just holding|it in my hands ten minutes
ago.
{26514}{26564}Wait, Chris said something|might happen to the Book,
{26568}{26613}remember, and we just|kind of blew him off?
{26617}{26675}Chris! Hello, are you there?
{26749}{26780}Is that you? Who is that?
{26784}{26825}Both of us.
{26831}{26874}- Hello?|- Hey, Elise.
{26878}{26926}There's a union rally|at the fruit-packing plant?
{26930}{26996}No, I did not advocate|multiple sex partners.
{27000}{27084}- I'm not leading the rally, I'm at home.|- I didn't say alcohol c
ures depression.
{27088}{27136}Of course I believe|in equal pay for workers.
{27140}{27189}- This is Phoebe. Hello?|- Hello?
{27237}{27272}- Emergency at work?|- Yeah.
{27276}{27327}- Unfortunate coincidence?|- Not likely.
{27331}{27379}I don't know about you,|but I wanna keep my job.
{27383}{27452}Yeah, me too. I'll leave a note|for the nanny, she's out walking W
yatt.
{27456}{27490}And I'll try to put the Book away.
{27494}{27589}I'm gonna change in case I don't make|it back in time for my date
with Jason.
{27593}{27663}All right, meet back here|as soon as possible.
{27914}{27964}Hey, Ray, did the band leave yet?
{27968}{28004}I'm sorry, ma'am, we're not open yet.
{28026}{28079}- Very funny.|- You'll have to come back tonight.
{28083}{28168}Ray, I'm missing dinnertime with my|kid because the band cancelled
, okay?
{28172}{28205}I'm not in the mood for jokes.
{28209}{28268}They didn't cancel,|the owner fired them.
{28272}{28326}Too bad, too, they were good.
{28330}{28364}You one of their groupies?
{28368}{28480}No, I'm your boss and|I'm gonna fire you if you don't move it.
{28484}{28575}Look, lady, there's a bar open up the|road if you really need anot
her drink.
{28643}{28739}I have to admit, Piper, when you|said that there'd be fringe benef
its,
{28743}{28831}- you weren't kidding.|- Oh, I'm all about job satisfaction.
{28835}{28912}- Yeah? What about after-hours?|- Yeah, so do I.
{28916}{28989}And you're gonna be|one sorry dude if you don't move!
{29056}{29122}You know what?|There's some work I have to deal with,
{29126}{29183}but I'll try to wrap it up early.
{29187}{29238}Why don't you come by the house|after your shift.
{29242}{29301}Like you could.
{29399}{29456}Why is Ray acting|like he doesn't know me?
{29460}{29509}Would you please tell him who I am?
{29513}{29577}Sure. Who are you?
{29588}{29746}Equal pay, shorter days.|Equal pay, shorter days.
{29935}{29978}What a circus.
{29983}{30048}Okay, get down! Quiet down!|Everybody quiet down!
{30052}{30123}I talked to my supervisor,|and he's replacing all of you
{30127}{30196}if you don't get your asses|back on that line!
{30200}{30250}You mean the line with|unsafe working conditions?

{30254}{30306}- Yeah!|- No medical benefits?

{30310}{30359}- Yeah!|- And third-world wages?
{30378}{30415}I don't think so.
{30419}{30538}Equal pay, shorter days.|Equal pay, shorter days.
{30542}{30571}May I help you, miss?
{30575}{30652}Oh, it's okay, I work here.|Who's that girl on the conveyor belt?
{30666}{30716}I'd like to see some ID, please.
{30788}{30852}- Who you steal this from?|- What are you talking about?
{30856}{30921}Come on, let's go.
{31048}{31136}Split up, fan out. Find the Book.|We don't have much...
{31140}{31177}I'm on to you three.
{31205}{31253}What do we do?
{31257}{31318}You thought you could fool me,|but you can't.
{31322}{31391}This athame|isn't from the astral plane.
{31395}{31430}You sent me on a wild-goose chase
{31434}{31504}so you wouldn't have|to hunt demons, didn't you, Piper?
{31508}{31571}- Busted.|- Guilty.
{31575}{31623}You figured us out, Chris.
{31638}{31723}We are so sorry.
{31735}{31792}Yeah, you should be.
{31796}{31842}Look, there's an evil|out there after Wyatt,
{31846}{31947}and we need to find him before he...|Phoebe, what are you doing?
{31951}{31996}Finding comfort in my whitelighter.
{32001}{32050}You're all over him.
{32054}{32115}You're just jealous|because I got to him first.
{32119}{32213}Look, Phoebe, I know Piper|hooked up with her last whitelighter,
{32217}{32324}but I'm really,|really not interested, okay?
{32328}{32369}Can we get back|to hunting demons, please?
{32373}{32432}Actually, Chris, we can't.
{32450}{32486}We didn't ditch you to play hooky.
{32490}{32568}We needed time to investigate|the death across the street.
{32572}{32618}Well, why didn't you|say so in the first place?
{32622}{32682}I would have given you time off|for legitimate charmed duties.
{32686}{32764}Well, we're asking now. We believe|that athame belongs to witches.
{32768}{32836}Really smart, pretty witches.
{32840}{32880}We just don't know who they are.
{32884}{32934}So why don't I check around|this realm for you.
{32938}{32984}It's like you read my mind.
{32988}{33082}See? I can be reasonable and helpful.|All you gotta do is be hones
t with me.
{33173}{33262}Okay, now we really are running|out of time. We need that Book.
{33266}{33324}You two search down here,|I'm gonna take upstairs.
{33328}{33439}And from now on,|keep your hands off the whitelighter.
{33445}{33494}That's an order.
{34011}{34074}Hurry. Hurry, before they get home!
{34130}{34187}This is it, this is what we want.
{34221}{34287}All right, who do you think you are?
{34292}{34365}Oh, you haven't heard?|We're the Charmed Ones.
{34389}{34418}Nice dress.
{34422}{34454}Thanks.
{34458}{34498}Nice Book.
{34528}{34622}- "Powers of the witches, rise"|- Hey, hey. I can't freeze them.
{34626}{34736}"Come to us, who call you near|Come to us and settle here"
{34785}{34880}Let's see, what was that|freaky little hand thing you did?
{34884}{34928}Like this?
{34970}{35007}Oh, I'm down!
{35225}{35268}Paige.
{35348}{35414}- I can still orb.|- That was supposed to be my power.
{35434}{35506}- Freeze them!|- I don't know how!
{35670}{35777}You guys gotta see this. There's spells,|potions, charms for every

thing.
{35781}{35866}Once we get rid of the Halliwells,|this Book is gonna change our l
ives.
{35870}{35956}You guys, my arm's getting sore here.|How about a little relief?
{35977}{36035}Never takes this long|to scry for a witch.
{36039}{36085}That's because|they're not witches anymore.
{36089}{36122}We got their powers.
{36126}{36265}Excuse me. You got their powers.|I got a big, fat nothing. As usua
l.
{36269}{36355}Margo, please.|Ease off the resentment pedal there.
{36359}{36389}You're dragging me down.
{36393}{36465}Oh, this is great: Vanquishing tips|on all of our competition.
{36469}{36535}Paige orbed.|How could she still do that?
{36539}{36579}We cast a spell|to call the witches' power.
{36583}{36633}Paige's orbing must come|from her whitelighter side.
{36637}{36672}Well, then, let's call for her|whitelighter's power.
{36672}{36706}Well, then, let's call for her|whitelighter's power.
{36710}{36828}- Because I wanna orb!|- Yo, Margo. Get over it already.
{36832}{36896}Your negativity|is giving me a migraine.
{36900}{36993}You think it's bad now? Just keep|flaunting that empath power at m
e.
{36997}{37033}I'll start hating on you for real.
{37060}{37136}- Hey, we're in here!|- We made the Book of Shadows?
{37197}{37229}What, no picture?
{37233}{37277}Just a paragraph.
{37281}{37367}A really, really tiny paragraph.
{37371}{37469}"The Stillman sisters:|Mabel, Mitzy, Margo.
{37473}{37552}Common witches known|for their small-time hustles and cons.
{37556}{37588}Not worth vanquishing.
{37602}{37702}If they become a nuisance,|try a simple spell to bind their magic.
"
{37757}{37791}Well, at least we got an entry.
{37795}{37843}Yeah, but look|at what they think of us.
{37847}{37897}Common witches,|not worth vanquishing?
{37901}{37989}Is that right? Well, check what|these common witches just did.
{37993}{38082}We're standing in the home of the|Charmed Ones. We got their power
s.
{38086}{38157}We got their Book, and we got...
{38161}{38246}...blond, multi-tonal hair.|Who's the nuisance now?
{38250}{38310}- We are.|- Oh, yeah.
{38314}{38372}So let's use all these powers|and find the Halliwells.
{38376}{38447}We cannot rest until they're dead.
{38463}{38548}Phoebe's boyfriend.|She had dinner plans with him tonight.
{38570}{38611}Go. Margo and I will work on spells.
{38615}{38674}Wait, what?|Why does she get to go on a date?
{38678}{38723}We have to keep up pretences.
{38727}{38773}If Leo or Chris|find that we're impostors,
{38777}{38841}they're gonna send the entire|magical community after those girls.
{38845}{38919}And then we'll never find them. Go.
{38946}{39016}I felt that, Miss Blackheart.
{39073}{39125}Let's get to work.
{39298}{39328}Okay.
{39332}{39382}Okay.
{39451}{39492}Let's see what we got here.
{39496}{39545}This... You all right?
{39549}{39592}- Yeah.|- You sure?
{39596}{39657}Oh, it's really bad.|It's really, really bad.
{39661}{39687}Okay, just do what you can.
{39691}{39762}We have to get back|to the manor fast, for Wyatt.
{39766}{39836}They're not gonna hurt Wyatt.|They won't risk exposure.

{39840}{39868}Not while we're still alive.

{39872}{39906}How are we gonna stay alive?
{39910}{39950}How are we gonna fight|without our powers?
{39954}{40014}- At least you could still orb.|- I wish you could orb to Leo.
{40018}{40089}I'd give anything for one|of his unwanted visits right...
{40110}{40147}Piper, we should|get you to the doctor.
{40157}{40185}- No.|- Why?
{40189}{40276}The same reason we paid cash for this|room: Because without pictur
e IDs,
{40280}{40352}we got no credit cards, we got|nothing. It's like we don't exist.
{40356}{40398}Everyone thinks we're|these trashy blonds.
{40402}{40438}I do have to hand it to them, though.
{40442}{40495}They've taken identity theft|to a whole new level.
{40500}{40531}What about Chris?
{40535}{40621}What if we get him in the same room|with the blond ones?
{40625}{40662}Then we can prove to him|they're fakes.
{40666}{40751}How? He can't hear our call. Going in|the manor right now would be
suicide.
{40755}{40842}Wait a minute. I have an idea.
{40846}{40906}Maybe we can find some|magical creatures to help us,
{40910}{40961}like fairies or muses.|What do you think?
{40965}{41055}We won't be able to see them.|We're not witches anymore.
{41096}{41173}You're not, you can't see them,|but I'm still half whitelighter.
{41177}{41211}And I actually happen to know
{41215}{41282}where a couple of handy-dandy|gremlins like to hang out.
{41286}{41342}You mean|the fruit-packer-killing variety?
{41346}{41394}No, no, no.|This could actually work.
{41398}{41461}Gremlins are fast, right?|They can move between realms.
{41465}{41502}They could actually|help us find Chris.
{41506}{41551}- What if they say no?|- Well, if they say no,
{41555}{41632}then I'll just have to threaten their|little butts with my vanquis
hing gel.
{41636}{41709}Okay, Paige, you orb to|the plant and find those gremlins.
{41713}{41761}Chris has gotta be back|at the manor by midnight.
{41765}{41823}- Piper, stay here where you're safe.|- Where are you going?
{41827}{41919}I'm going to hand out|a personal invitation.
{42173}{42255}Hey, now!|Who did you knock off for this?
{42259}{42388}Oh, it's nothing. There's so much|that I want for us, Phoebe...
{42392}{42424}How many carats are these?
{42428}{42517}Miss, could we have|a wine menu here, please?
{42533}{42571}Sure.
{42612}{42637}Hey.
{42661}{42748}You just earned yourself|a big, fat thank-you.
{42777}{42831}Better get that.
{42854}{42911}Phoebe, what are you|doing under the...?
{42935}{43001}My wife was wondering|if you have any champagne.
{43005}{43036}How dare she.
{43040}{43180}I only drink it on special occasions.|This is our 42nd wedding ann
iversary.
{43184}{43216}You slut!
{43238}{43359}Can l...? Can I talk to you, Phoebe?|Up here, where I can see your
face?
{43438}{43489}Today you said you wanted to talk.
{43493}{43550}And now you're groping me|under the table. What's going on?
{43554}{43659}Well, if you didn't interrupt me,|you would have figured it out.
{43663}{43751}Look, Phoebe, maybe|you got the wrong guy here.
{43777}{43836}Because this isn't what I'm about.
{43862}{43901}Really?
{43914}{43943}Do you really mean that?
{43947}{43977}Who are you?

{43981}{44035}She's nobody, baby.|Let me take care of this.

{44039}{44086}Listen, sweetie, l...
{44177}{44214}Lady, what the hell's going on here?
{44218}{44339}I'm so sorry, I thought she was|someone else. I'm sorry. Sorry.
{44344}{44491}Hey, little blue fellas!|Come on out, I won't hurt you.
{44624}{44679}Hey, will you slow down for a second?
{44683}{44756}I have an offer|I'd like to discuss with you.
{44906}{44939}What's it gonna be?
{45312}{45341}Piper?
{45429}{45464}What are you doing?
{45468}{45495}Isn't it obvious?
{45523}{45559}Yeah.
{45563}{45611}But in front of our son?
{45629}{45658}The lights are off.
{45663}{45775}I think I'd better go, Piper.|I'll see you tomorrow at work.
{45779}{45840}No. Wait.
{45844}{45874}Oh, man.
{45899}{45959}Look what you did. Aren't we,|like, divorced or something?
{45963}{45997}What are you doing here?
{46001}{46087}I told you, sometimes I visit Wyatt|in the nursery to hold him.
{46091}{46146}It's the only chance|I get to spend any time with him.
{46150}{46227}You know what? You're right.|I'm a terrible mother.
{46231}{46275}I don't deserve our son,|you should take him.
{46290}{46339}Careful, I just might.
{46343}{46383}Great, it's settled. He's yours.
{46387}{46471}Piper, what's the matter with you?|You're not acting like yourself
.
{46515}{46571}I'm sorry, Leo.
{46575}{46660}I just think I'm just postpartum.
{46665}{46720}I've just been|so tired and overworked.
{46725}{46838}It would really help out if you could|take Wyatt off my hands for
a while.
{46842}{46878}Please?
{47042}{47139}Don't worry about the bartender.|We've got bigger fish to fry.
{47339}{47397}Okay, if the gremlins found Chris,|he should be here by now.
{47401}{47457}Well, he'd better hurry.
{47463}{47521}Okay, this is not good.
{47525}{47571}Okay.
{47657}{47725}You Charmed Ones|think you're so clever.
{47729}{47816}Surprised to see us?|I got my first premonition tonight.
{47820}{47907}I know you did, you genius.|I planted it to lead you here.
{47945}{48041}Well, from where I'm standing,|that seems like a stupid thing to d
o.
{48045}{48106}And I know a lot about stupid things.
{48110}{48153}Yeah, see, she's got us there.
{48158}{48213}You wouldn't happen to know|any gremlins, would you?
{48217}{48268}- It's about time.|- Chris, thank God. Look at them.
{48272}{48318}Look at them, they're impostors.|They stole...
{48322}{48383}Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.|Who are you?
{48388}{48485}They're witches. They're the ones|that killed that guy across the
street.
{48489}{48531}No, Chris, she's lying.|Remember this morning,
{48535}{48581}you said something|was gonna happen to the Book?
{48585}{48618}This is it, it's happening now.
{48622}{48675}Enough of this. Piper, blast them!
{48689}{48725}How do you know what I said to Piper?
{48729}{48800}Because she is Piper.|And I'm Paige, and this is Phoebe,
{48804}{48884}and they cast an identity spell to make|the entire world think the
y're us.
{48888}{49003}That's ridiculous. Everyone knows|the Charmed Ones are blond.

{49040}{49118}If you're Piper, then show|me your powers. Blast me.

{49155}{49203}I can't. You stole them.
{49232}{49302}Okay, so we stole|your identities and your powers.
{49306}{49355}Wow, we must be good.
{49359}{49442}- Worth more than a paragraph.|- Oh, yeah.
{49446}{49533}It's time to take care of|you witches and your delusions.
{49537}{49599}Wait! Wait.
{49603}{49660}I can prove that we're telling the truth.
{49664}{49704}I can still orb, I'm half whitelighter.
{49708}{49766}Okay. Go for it.
{49873}{49910}Okay.
{49985}{50047}What do you think|of my anti-orb spell?
{50051}{50092}Oh, you...!
{50108}{50136}Go ahead, Piper, blast away.
{50204}{50260}She missed, Chris. When have|you ever known Piper to miss?
{50264}{50305}Even I'm entitled to a bad day.
{50312}{50358}Come on, try again.
{50396}{50428}Chris, a little help here?
{50432}{50476}Oh, you know what,|she's getting angry.
{50480}{50529}And our powers don't work so good|when we're angry.
{50533}{50582}- We got them now.|- Yeah, you got us now,
{50586}{50621}so why don't you blow us up.
{50625}{50659}Piper, death bad, life good.
{50663}{50737}Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit|the broad side of a beauty pa
rlour.
{50741}{50795}Check out that dye job.
{50799}{50827}How dare you!
{50925}{50962}Run.
{51040}{51093}Oh, my God. Oh, my God,|we need weapons.
{51097}{51143}- Demon leftovers!|- Okay.
{51157}{51222}- Oh, Piper, Piper, for you.|- I got it.
{51226}{51277}- Okay, ready?|- Yes.
{51277}{51285}- Okay, ready?|- Yes.
{51410}{51449}Now!
{51537}{51598}So that's how it works.
{51610}{51690}Could we, like,|not stand here right now?
{51748}{51774}Now what?
{51778}{51817}Now we kill them.
{51888}{51953}You did it. Nice work, babe.
{52009}{52080}This is not fair!
{52084}{52136}First I get ripped off|in the power department.
{52140}{52260}Then you bag the bartender and the|boyfriend lays diamonds on you.
{52264}{52337}- That whitelighter belongs to me.|- Oh, my head!
{52342}{52411}You know, you really need|to learn how to control your emotions.
{52415}{52456}I can't help it that Chris chose me.
{52460}{52488}Did you sleep with him?
{52492}{52517}- No.|- Yes.
{52521}{52609}You did what? I gave you a direct|order. That whitelighter was off
-limits!
{52613}{52741}You know what? I am sick and tired|of your orders. We both are.
{52750}{52781}Stay out of my feelings.
{52785}{52828}Oh, are those your feelings?
{52832}{52928}Hell, yes, those are my feelings.|You boss us around like we're id
iots.
{52950}{53025}What? She thinks we are idiots.
{53029}{53069}- I didn't say that.|- I bet she felt it.
{53073}{53165}- My little empath feels everything.|- He's right. You despise us.
{53169}{53269}In fact, until I became an empath,|I never realized how you truly
hate us.
{53273}{53335}You know what? Come on, baby,|let's go. Who needs them?

{53339}{53368}You're not going anywhere.

{53372}{53420}We gotta stick together|or our plan falls apart.
{53425}{53469}See? There you go, bossing again.
{53500}{53577}Just let the little chippy run off,|if that's what she wants.
{53581}{53634}Don't call me a chippy!
{53645}{53674}Don't push me!
{53693}{53733}Just shut up!
{53949}{54012}You should be able|to handle these women now.
{54136}{54182}Not the nose, please.
{54186}{54237}I think you have|something that's mine.
{54241}{54308}Sure, it's yours.|Anything you want.
{54312}{54340}Thank you.
{54408}{54456}I take it this was all your doing.
{54460}{54493}You're the one who got me here.
{54497}{54529}How did you know they weren't us?
{54533}{54592}Well, in all my life, I've never|seen you take the bait
{54596}{54652}the way that witch took it from you.
{54670}{54753}In all your life? You've only been|our whitelighter for two months
.
{54757}{54796}Let's just reverse the magic.
{54837}{54930}"Powers of the witches, rise|Course unseen across the skies
{54934}{55028}Come to us, who call you near|Come to us and settle here"
{55418}{55495}So we binded their powers|and handed them over to Morris.
{55499}{55563}There's enough evidence across|the street to book them for murder.
{55567}{55639}And if that doesn't stick,|they're wanted in eight other states.
{55684}{55728}Looks like you two had a good time.
{55732}{55789}Yeah. He loved|all the clouds up there.
{55793}{55834}I bet.
{55891}{55994}Well, he just finished a bottle.|He's probably ready for a nap.
{56040}{56077}I should get going.
{56081}{56119}Leo, wait.
{56131}{56179}Don't go too far away|from Wyatt, okay?
{56198}{56292}I mean, feel free to sneak in|and hold him any time I'm not around
.
{56317}{56353}Thanks.
{56419}{56471}Leo, can I talk to you for a second?
{56492}{56535}See you, buddy.
{56662}{56702}There's a rumour|floating around up there
{56706}{56769}that you got a lead on whoever|scattered your orbs.
{56781}{56862}Yeah, I know. I floated it.
{56866}{56908}You did?
{56938}{56963}Why?
{56982}{57023}To draw out the guilty party.
{57039}{57095}- Did it work?|- You tell me.
{57099}{57173}So far, you're the only one|to come forward with any questions.
{57188}{57260}It's an interesting experiment. When|you find out who did it, let
me know.
{57264}{57357}Oh, I already know who did it, Chris.
{57377}{57436}And when I get enough proof|to expose him...
{57473}{57526}...you'll be the first one to know.
{57622}{57681}I don't know why I keep running|into magic, but thanks to you two,
{57686}{57768}I have my identity back|and the fruit packers are unionized.
{57772}{57840}So for now, I'm just gonna go with it.
{57844}{57896}However, you two|can't hurt people anymore.
{57900}{57932}That's why I brought you here,
{57936}{57995}so you can tinker away|to your heart's content.
{58036}{58104}Well, have at it, little blue dudes.
{58458}{58500}- Hi.|- Hi.
{58598}{58626}Can we talk?
{58630}{58684}- About?|- Us.

{58725}{58782}I thought we tried that earlier.

{58808}{58874}I was kind of hoping|we could forget about that.
{58894}{58934}Okay.
{58994}{59081}- You're still mad.|- No, no, actually, I'm confused.
{59085}{59170}I swear, every time I see you, I never|know which Phoebe I'm gonna
get.
{59174}{59221}- You either wanna talk or you want...|- Yeah.
{59257}{59292}I know.
{59296}{59376}But I don't know|how to act around you either.
{59391}{59447}You know, you fly in for a few days,
{59451}{59508}and we're supposed to squeeze|everything that we're feeling
{59512}{59579}for each other|in those few days, and it's just...
{59599}{59658}It's just really hard.
{59703}{59728}I know.
{59749}{59819}And that's why I wanted|to go to dinner, you know.
{59839}{59896}Just so we could talk.
{59915}{59992}Figure out how we feel|about each other.
{60095}{60121}How's your nose?
{60133}{60171}My nose?
{60178}{60247}Oh, yeah, my nose.
{60251}{60294}It's pretty good.
{60308}{60340}I'm a fast healer.
{60401}{60475}Well, I should probably|let you get back to work, huh?
{60479}{60518}What are you doing right now?
{60522}{60557}Trying to make a classy exit.
{60561}{60627}You wanna go to a classy lunch?
{60650}{60691}We'll just...
{60695}{60735}We'll talk.
{60740}{60787}I'd love to.
{61027}{61066}- Jason.|- Yeah.
{61070}{61119}Thanks for my diamonds.