Type of Text: Spoof

How Stupid You Are

2 weeks ago, me and my family met in my house. It was very crowded because almost all my family came to my house. Then me and my cousins played together. We told our story to each other. And one of my cousins told us funny stories about his friend. My cousins name is Pam. He told he has a friend, his names Andi. Pam and Andi had been friend since Senior High School. And they went to the same College too. They were very close. Pam told that Andi were a rich man and the only child. His father who had many companies, was a bussinesman. Soon after they graduated from their college, his father was sick. His illness was so seriously. Because of his illness, his father couldnt go to his office to work. So he asked his assistant managers to handle all of his companies. But his new company was handled by his son, Andi. His father asked Andi to handle his new companies. Then Andi decided to set up his fathers new company. Andi prepared all the things to his first office. First, he bought some new furniture and moved in. The workers had been ready to work in his company. And finally, his office had been ready to serve his new customers. He was very excited and of course happy too. He showed off to his friends, included my cousin, Pam. Early in the morning, Andi went to his new office with a big smile on his face. He greeted to every his workers. He pretended to be a very successfull businessman. That day, my cousin went to Andis office. Just met him because they hadnt met yet since they graduated from their college. They told their story to each other. Andi had only been there for a few hours when his secretary said that was someone wanted to meet him. It must be my first customer. Then you have to wait me out there!, Andi said. Okay, take it easy dude hahaha, Pam answered. Andi acted as had an important client. He showed by making conversation on the phone. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country. A man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Andi to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Andi I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone. Suddenly, my cousin laughed in front of Andi and the telephone companys worker. Andi was so shy and went to the toilet so quickly. Pam said that was unforgettable moment with his best friend, Andi. Note: Action Verb Past Tense Adverb of Time Adverb of Place