20ProblemsOnlyAFalloutGamer

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Thanks toits mix of tongueincheek humour and dark, compelling world, the Fallout series has
proven to be a truly beloved saga. As witty as they are addictive, the Fallout games have been
entertaining gamers over the course of three decades. The sandbox nature of the Fallout series
allowsforanalmostlimitlessnumberofcrazyhappeningsandplayerdrivennarrativesthatmake
the various wastelands a total joy to explore. Of course, these huge worlds filled with quirky
characters, deadlylocations and disgusting creatures bring withthemthe potential for some
hilarious problems unlike those seen in any other video game series. In an attempt to ease the
tortuous wait for Fallout 4, heres a list of 20 problems that only Fallout fans could possibly
understand.Warneverchanges
20.YouAccidentallyHitSomeone,NowFawkes
HasLaseredAnEntireTownToDeath
AsmuchaswelovehavingFawkesasacompanionhecouldbeabittriggerhappy.Likeeveryother
companion,hellgoberserkifyousomuchastapsomeoneonthearm,andhisgatlinglaserwas
pronetocausingexcesscollateral.
19.YouCantSleepBecauseEnemiesAre
(Apparently)Nearby
Whatdoyoumeanyoucantrestbecauseenemiesarenearby?Theresnothingformiles!Aaaand
nowtherestwentyferalghoulscreepingupfrombehind.
18.YouGotAddictedToDrugsWhileClearing
OutYourInventory
Whatsthebestwayofclearingoutyourinventorybecauseyoureencumbered?Dropthatmissile
launcher? Get rid of a few of those 200grenades? Nah, best just swallow every single drug you
own.Nothingbadcouldpossiblyhappen,right?
17.AndNowYoureSellingChildrens
ToysForCaps
Aftergettingaddictedtoacocktailofdrugs,youneedsomewayofgettingyourhandsonsome
more. Fortunately, the Megaton drug dealer apparently accepts teddy bears and toy cars as
paymentforyournextdoseofJet.
16.YouBlewUpMegatonAndFeltTerrible
Inabsolutefairness,blowingupMegatonwillresultinyoubeinggivenaluxurysuite,whilesaving
thetownrewardsyouwithadirtyshack.ArenttheFalloutgamessupposedtobelieveinkarma?
15.YoureAwfulAtModernMusic,ButYou
KnowEveryWordToSeveralInkSpotsSongs
Exploring the desolation and decapitating raiders just wouldnt be the same without the dulcet
tonesofsomeofthefinestmusicthe40shadtooffer.AlongwiththeamazingInkSpotsclassics,
hasanyonemanagedtogetbongo,bongo,bongohedontwanttoleavetheCongooutoftheir
headsyet?
14.YouSpentSoLongModdingFalloutThat
YouWereTooTiredToPlay
LongnightswerespentmoddingtheFalloutgamestobemorerealistic,ortofeatureprettierskies.
Withtheeffortofmoddingthem,andtryingtofixtheconstantcrashes,whothehellhastheenergy
toactuallyplaythegameafterwardsthough?
13.NoRadioOnSkyrimLiterally
Unplayable
SkyrimwasclearlyjustFalloutwithmagic.Itwasagoodgame,butitwouldvebeensomuchbetter
ifBethesdaintroducedRiftenNewsRadio,bringingusthegreatestbardsovertheair.Whocares
aboutimmersionorrealism,jeez.
12.IfYouSeeSomeoneWearingClothesYou
Like,YouveAlreadyPlannedTheirMurder
Whats the most important objective in a Fallout game? Saving your father? Nah. Purifying the
irradiatedriversandlakes?Nope.Itsallaboutlookinglikethemosthip,gorgeousvaultdweller
outthere,nomatterhowmanymountainsofcorpsesneedclimbing.
11.ItStillFeelsWeirdHavingAccurate
WeaponsInFPSGames
One of the staples of the Fallout series is that your stats heavily influence everything, including
howaccurateyouarewithweapons.Afterhundredsofhoursofgettingusedtomissingmolerats
atpointblankrage,itfeelslikeadecadentluxurytogotoanotherFPSgameandhaveweapons
thatactuallyhittheirtargetseverytime.
10.ThreeDogIsStillHowlingInYourHead
This one needs no explanation. Hey nifty America, its me, your President, John Hen Hahaa,
gotcha!ThreeDoghere,howseveryonedoin?NOTHREEDOGYOUDIDNTGETUS,STOPTRYING
TOBEFUNNYANDPLAYBUTCHERPETE.
9.NoMatterHowManySimpacks,YoureGonna
DrinkOutOfThatToiletToHealUp
Forsomereason,nomatterhowdisgustingthesource,waterisoneofthemosteffectivewaysof
healingup.Becauseitmakesperfectsensetotakedamagefromdrowning,drinksomewater,then
bebacktofullhealth,obviously.
8.YouveGot100Weapons,ButOnlyUseTwo
From shotguns andlaser rifles, to flamethrowers and pistols, youve amassed the United States
largestcollectionofpostapocalypticweaponry.WhenyouvegottheDeathclawGauntletandthe
Firelancethough,whybotherusinganythingelse?
7.YouHaveASmallHeartAttackWheneverA
FeralGhoulCreepsUpOnYou
Be honest. Youve almost had some bowelrelated accidents more than once while navigating
Fallout 3s sewers and underground train networks. Particularly when playing with headphones,
theresnothingworsethanthatlittlepitterpatterofrunning,beforethenightmareinducinggargle
inyourear.
6.AndEnteredCardiacArrestWhenMeeting
YourFirstDeathclaw
Feralghoulsarenothingthough,comparedtotheterrorofyourfirstDeathclaw.Upuntilthatpoint,
just about every enemy might have been numerous, or tanky, but never unsurmountable.
Deathclawsthough,soakupyourbulletslikeaspongeandaremorethancapableofendingyour
lifewithoneterribleswipe.
5.HavingToSaveBeforeAndAfterEverything
Ever
Oh,soyoudontlikenewcomersdoyou?Onemomentplease.[GameSaved].BAM.Howdoesit
feelnothavingahead?[SaveFileLoaded].Hithere,yesIwouldliketoacceptthisquestandthe
rewardsthatgowithit,thanks!
4.YourWeaponsBreakAtTheWorstPossible
Moments
Falloutsweaponrymightbepowerful,butitsalsohorrificallyunreliable.Naturally,yourgunswill
haveatendencytobreakorjamattheworstpossiblemoments,usuallywhentheresaDeathclaw
cominginforahug.
3.YouStillDesperatelyScourTheInternet
ForFallout4Info
Theres been leaks, industry rumours, hoaxes and speculation, butalmost nothinghas been
officiallysharedregardingFallout4.Thathasntstoppedyouspendinghoursdesperatelysearching
theinternetfortheslightestscrapsofinformationthough.
2.YouCompulsivelyPickUpEveryBitOf
Rubbish,NoMatterHowPointless
No, you probably dont need that small burnt book. And no, there probably isnt much point in
carryingtwo fully repaired Miniguns. Fallout brings out the hoarder in all of us though, and its
impossiblenottostepinaroomandtakeanythingthatisntbolteddown.
1.JustAboutEveryOtherGame Has
Been RuinedForYou
Whats the point in other open world RPGs, if they dont feature the wit, awesome lore, and
compellingatmosphereofFallout?Theapocalypticseriesmanagedtodigitsclawsinfromdayone,
andothergamesjusthaventfeltthesameeversince.
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