Week 7 Previews

10: Daddys Team (0-6) V. 4: The First Rounders (5-1)

As this season is at its metaphorical hump day we have learned a few things, 1 the NFC is superior to
the AFC, and 2.Daddy has had some bad luck. With the bye weeks rolling around for the First
Rounders it looks like theyll be slightly crippled without McCoy and Vincent Jackson, but as we set the
violins to play and begin the 21 gun salute, it may just be time to call it a day on Daddys team.SAID
NO ONE EVER! This game is so Daddys it isnt even funny, Brees, Charles, Demaryius, Gronk? Who
the hell are they? Idkwhat I do know is that the Pats D gets it going tonight against an abysmal Jets
offense that is just begging for someone to run a few pick 6s back. I see this one clearly going Daddys
way in his highest point total of the season. In the words of a famous philosopher I got 5 on it aka 5
hundreds, call it a hunch, call it a feeling, but (0-6) becomes (1-6) and hes one game closer to the
playoffs! #stickingtomyguns #PredictOneUntilHeWinsOne
Papa Smurf: 117
Team Unfair: 115
2: Ay-Ay Ron (6-0) V. 5: Saved by LeBell (4-2)
The proportions that this game represents is slightly ridiculous, 2 first place teams from their respective
sides matching up. Both of which could come out of this game as the overall leader on their side or they
could come out being tied for their divisional lead. Saved by LeBell is starting a very different team from
last week, new QB, new WRs, but he still has the Bell brothers. I feel like this new look team has the
chance to really do some damage and that could start this week! But its going to be tough to get a win
when hes up against Lynch, and then the duo of Rodgers and Cobb who lead the league in touchdown
hookups from QB to WR (not QB to TE lol. Thomas has 9 TDs). With Ay-Ay Ron running way into
uncharted territory going for his 7
th
win in 7 weeks I think Im going to put in the call that this is the final
week hes batting 1.000. Give me LeVeon on Monday night pulling out the W for Zack Morris and
Slater.
Bell Squared: 126
Could you imagine if you still had Bell?: 115
9: Never Say Die (0-6) V. 8: Graham Crackers (2-4)
This is it!!! This is the week!! Never give up, never surrender! I know Cam Newton just went crazy nuts
against the Bengals, and I know youve lost 6 straight games and have a champions curse monkey just
straddling your shoulders.but this is the week for victory! Vereen against the Jets, Lacy against a
Carolina defense that is supposed to be good against the run (they havent been lately though), I just see
both RBs getting slowed down, making room for Gio and Bradshaw to put some miles between those
guys in the RB battle. Tony Romo vs. a Giants team that always puts up a good fight, I feel like its going
to be a shootout (I hope it is a massacre though) between those two. With that being said Terrence
Williams could have a good game but really Im counting on the fact that Witten catches a TD and the
rest of the 0-6 bandits finally show up to play.
Perfectly imperfect season: 119
Crackers without any Graham: 107
7: The Sanchize (3-3) V. 6: Jordy Green Bryant (2-4)
Another team with a makeover this week, Phillip Rivers is the new field general of Dem Sanchize Boys
(not dem franchize boys, see what I did there), and I feel like he is going to pick up right where he left off.
In the past 3 weeks Rivers is averaging 30 ppg, and hes coming against a KC defense that isnt stellar
against offenses that efficiently pass this year. I see this one as being a close one as JGB has some RB
help in Miller and Oliver to go along with Olsen, Nelson and Bryant who are all great receiving threats.
But in the end I think it comes down to QB play, if Brady dominates tonight vs. the Jets then I see it going
the JGB way, but if he has a less than superb game then Im thinking this one goes the way of the team
named after that ole Jets QB. I think the Jets are still pissed off about that one game where the Pats put
up 40+ and shut them out a few years back, they put up a good fight and so do these two teams.
Eagles Backup: 120
JGB: 106
3: Bushy Man-Things (4-2) V. 1: Sankey Pank (4-2)
The most epic matchup of the week, two of the top 3 scorers going head to head, Colts QB v. Old Colts
QB, elite WR vs. elite WR, #1 and #2 RB vs. #21 and #35 RBs. That is where I see this matchup really
getting out of hand, the RB spots, Luck and Peyton, wash, Brown and Julio wash, Forte and
Demarco.extreme edge, like it isnt even funny how big that edge is. The only wildcard is Courtes
actual best player, Julius Thomas, you know he only had 24 receptions on the year that have come on 29
targets? To put it into perspective Greg Olsen leads the league in TE targets with 51, can you imagine
what Thomas would do with 51 targets. Ill tell you what he would do, he would end up making Courte
win this game, but unfortunately he wont get that many more targets because there are just too many
mouths to feed when it comes to the Denver offense. Im giving it to Sankey, and I think its a runaway.
Sankey: 142
Peytons Weiner: 104