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    1) The interviewee and interviewer have a comedic back-and-forth where the interviewee tries to get a job but keeps quitting or getting fired before being hired. 2) They eventually agree that the interviewee will be hired as junior vice president for $200 an hour or 12 cents, whichever comes first, with the understanding that the interviewer can immediately fire them. 3) However, once hired, the interviewee then fires the interviewer from their new position as head of personnel.

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    1) The interviewee and interviewer have a comedic back-and-forth where the interviewee tries to get a job but keeps quitting or getting fired before being hired. 2) They eventually agree that the interviewee will be hired as junior vice president for $200 an hour or 12 cents, whichever comes first, with the understanding that the interviewer can immediately fire them. 3) However, once hired, the interviewee then fires the interviewer from their new position as head of personnel.

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    Howtogetajob: Interviewer

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    1) The interviewee and interviewer have a comedic back-and-forth where the interviewee tries to get a job but keeps quitting or getting fired before being hired. 2) They eventually agree that the interviewee will be hired as junior vice president for $200 an hour or 12 cents, whichever comes first, with the understanding that the interviewer can immediately fire them. 3) However, once hired, the interviewee then fires the interviewer from their new position as head of personnel.

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    Jorge Hidalgo #14

    Adriana Lpez #18


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    HOW TO GET A JOB


    INTERVIEWER
    Mrs. Lopez. Welcome, come on in, have a seat.
    INTERVIEWEE
    All right, thank you for having me.
    INTERVIEWER
    Ive been looking over your resume and I have to say I am very impressed.
    INTERVIEWEE
    Oh, thank you.
    INTERVIEWER
    You know. Actually, I think, to be honest, you are overqualified to be an
    accountant.
    INTERVIEWEE
    Oh well. Thats okay. I dont intend to work very hard
    INTERVIEWER
    Ah. Really?
    INTERVIEWEE
    Absolutely. In fact, I only intend to show up when I feel like it, which is good
    because I've a wide variety of extremely annoying personal habits and
    absolutely no sense of hygiene.
    INTERVIEWER
    Oh. You know then, I dont feel like you are then the correct person for this
    position.
    INTERVIEWEE
    Thats okay. I quit.
    INTERVIEWER
    You cant quit. You dont work here.

    INTERVIEWEE
    Like I would ever work here
    INTERVIEWER
    Like we would ever hire you
    INTERVIEWEE
    Oh yeah?
    INTERVIEWER
    Yeah, and even if you did work here I wouldnt even give you the opportunity to
    quit because I would fire you.
    INTERVIEWEE
    You cant fire me because I dont work here!
    INTERVIEWER
    That`s right, you dont and I would get you out of here so quick!
    INTERVIEWEE
    Prove it!
    INTERVIEWER
    Okay, you`ve got the job!
    INTERVIEWEE
    Thank you!
    INTERVIEWER
    Youre welcome. Now, it is my pleasure to inform you that
    INTERVIEWEE
    I quit!
    INTERVIEWER
    You can`t quit, I fire you.
    INTERVIEWEE
    No, Its too late, I don`t work here anymore.
    INTERVIEWER
    Fine, lets try this again. Youve got the job and now youre fired.

    INTERVIEWEE
    No, you offered me the job and I never accepted. Look, I have already worked
    for you and it is very tedious and now you want me back. It is a regressive
    career move.
    INTERVIEWER
    Okay, what can we do to get you to come work for us?
    INTERVIEWEE
    A rise!
    INTERVIEWER
    A rise?
    INTERVIEWEE
    Two hundred dollars an hour
    INTERVIEWER
    2 hundred dollars an hour? Ok, prorated to the 10 seconds you will be working
    here, are (make) 12 cents.
    INTERVIEWEE
    And I Promise I wont quit.
    INTERVIEWER
    You promise you wont quit. You promise youll let me fire you.
    INTERVIEWEE
    If you still want to!
    INTERVIEWER
    Im sure Im going to want to. So, we have a deal?
    INTERVIEWEE
    Not yet. Ive already been on the accounting here. I feel like in a background
    position. I want something higher. How about junior vice president.
    INTERVIEWER
    Junior vice president and two hundred dollars an hour or 12 cents, whichever
    comes first, and you promise not to quit before I have the opportunity to fire
    you.
    INTERVIEWEE
    Thats correct.

    INTERVIEWER
    Great. Youve got the job!

    INTERVIEWEE
    I accept!
    INTERVIEWER
    Great! Now youre fired.
    INTERVIEWEE
    Oh, No! You cant fire me. Im junior vice president. Im your boss.
    INTERVIEWER
    But that doesnt make sense.
    INTERVIEWEE
    And, as your boss, I regret that I have to fire you
    INTERVIEWER
    Why are you firing me?
    INTERVIEWEE
    Well, I cant help but notice as head of personal that youve been hiring some
    very strange people lately, at two hundred dollars an hour. For me
    INTERVIEWER
    What am I supposed to do without a job?
    INTERVIEWEE
    Well, we do have a new position, opening up and hiring personal. Do you have
    any experience?

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