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BBC Strategy Review: Your Response

The BBC's strategic principles


. Do you think these are the right principles?
doing fewer things better? No No No. Do you realise you are a World Resource!?! You
have to be All Things To All Men [sic]. In Diversity Is Strength. You Are The BBC.
Everybody has heard of the beeb. You Pioneer, You Innovate You have Embraced The
Internet so have All Your Presenters. AND YOU ARE GODDAM FUNNY! Your DJs have
me in stitches. Your Windows 7 Gadget is Part Of My Operating System. Don't be a bunch
of merchant bankers both real and in CRS. You cut Radio 6 I offer 1800 gigs of Bandwidth
on my main server. If You Want Not-The-BBC (dot) com to happen it will. Where do you
think I got OMG (dot) ItsBiggerOnTheInside (dot) com. You got Railings? Consider me
chained to them! Philip Finlay-Bryan 858 Harrow Road Kensal Green (I call it Maida Vale
to be flash) London N.W.10. aka pffbncyl aka Dude Starship
. Should the BBC have any other strategic principles?
La Meme Chose
Proposed principle: Putting Quality First
. Which BBC output do you think could be higher quality?
None u r perfik
Offering you something special
. Which areas should the BBC make more distinctive from other broadcasters and media?
You have embraced the internet now make love to it and have babies
The Five Editorial Priorities
. Do these priorities fit with your expectations of BBC TV, radio and online services?
Look you boyo, I'm polyglot see. Gwynth from the Rhondda has her say too see. chi
wneud rhaglenni o ansawdd ar gyfer lleiafrifoedd ethnig, nid fy mod ethnig fel, pawb arall
yn. Efallai Os ydych sgriw o amgylch yna ni a asia ffurfio cynghrair strategol. Ac yna
byddai lle byddwch yn? And I speak Esperanto like a native.
Proposed principle: Doing fewer things and doing them better
. We welcome your views on these areas.
Nah, thats just plain daft, me old chinas. Gordon Bennet Get John Peel our Brittanies are
buzzin wif yr stuff. I am Mutt to your "changin twaddle. It takes the proverbial biscuit.. GET
F*****G BIGGER ON LINE! vMORE SITES MORE BLOGS VMORE MORE MORE if you
want a hand I will put my SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam (dot) com [btw its six spams
cause5 had gone] at your disposal. Jesus I'm only on page 5 is this a 5 minute argument
or the full half hour?

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Proposed principle: Guaranteeing access to BBC services
. If you have particular views on how you expect BBC services to be available to you, please let
us know.
D I G I T A L L Y Gadgets And Widgets
The BBC archive
. Please tell us if you have views on this area.
The Interweb net thingy is getting quite popular ( so they say down the pub) . But you
need a computer. Not sure computers will catch on though. My five year old daughter is
typing this for me on her iPhone.
Proposed principle: Making the licence fee work harder
. If you are concerned about the BBC’s value for money, please tell us why.
Tea? How do you like it? Well it is a British Institution like the British Broadcasting
Corporation. As Douglas Noel Adams commented. "You have to warm the pot, and pour
BOILING water on the tea. " Tea is affordable, I run out of milk, I run out of coffee, I even
run out of toilet paper. I never run out of tea.
Proposed principle: Setting new boundaries for the BBC
. Do you think that the BBC should limit its activities in these areas?
I run 43 Global Domains, I have 4000 twitter followers, I am a Google researcher, I am a
Microsoft partner I develop widgets for Yahoo and Sony, Heard of FreeNet? and I was a
Probation Officer in Willesden for ten years. Like, it would be a shame if someone took out
the fuse of your 3 pin plug that runs mb21. Might cause a problem if a few drops of super
glue got in it a? I am not alone like I got friends. Me and Matt Mullenweg and Craig were at
Trinity in Dublin last month. Should I drop them a line? i put the gig up on
3d.OnlyAvatars.org
. Should any other areas be on this list?
Jesus H Christ you owe it to Humanity To Expand. Need cash? set up a donation site. for
your 3,180,000 digital listeners (March 2, 2010 The Guardian) see how much dosh you get
About You
. Do you consider yourself to have a disability?
Yes
. Is your ethnic group best described as...
White British
Comment: No Comment
. Are You?
Male

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. What is your age?
55-64
. Where do you live?
No Answer
Comment: Ireland but I'm a londoner
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