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WOES OF A WIZARD
BY
DAVID DEVANT
(Managing Partner of Maskelyne & Cookes Provincial Company)
LONDON
S. H. BOUSFIELD & CO., Ltd.
NORFOLK HOUSE, NORFOLK STREET, W.C.
TO MY FRIEND
PREFACE
OMETIMES, when the work has been
finished and we have been sitting round
the fire, some of my friends have been kind
enough to be interested at hearing me relate
my experiences. It has been suggested to
me that these true tales which amused my
friends might also interest the public. I can
only hope that the man who put that idea
into my head knows the public. If my little
book helps anyone to pass an hour away
pleasantly, I shall be well satisfied.
D. D.
Hillside,
Belsize Road, Hampstead.
July 1903 .
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I
THE GREAT COURT CONJURER
PAGE
9
CHAPTER II
THE HOT PUDDING
19
CHAPTER III
27
CHAPTER IV
PISTOL STORIES
39
CHAPTER V
DEADHEADS
49
CHAPTER VI
67
CHAPTER VII
THE MAN WHO MAKES MONEY
78
7
Contents
CHAPTER VIII
PAGE
CHAPTER IX
CONFEDERATES AND MESMERISTS
97
CHAPTER X
A REAL ROMANCE
113
CHAPTER XI
126
A FEW PUPILS
CHAPTER XII
MINOR WOES
135
CHAPTER XIII
MY NOTE BOOK
151
CHAPTER XIV
SELLS
162
CHAPTER XV
SOME COMPENSATIONS
173
WOES OF A WIZARD
CHAPTER I
THE GREAT COURT CONJURER
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CHAPTER II
THE HOT PUDDING
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CHAPTER III
OTHER PEOPLES WOES
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CHAPTER IV
PISTOL STORIES
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Pistol Stories
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Pistol Stories
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Pistol Stories
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Woes of a Wizard
Pistol Stories
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Woes of a Wizard
CHAPTER V
DEADHEADS
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Deadheads
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Deadheads
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Deadheads
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Deadheads
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Deadheads
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Deadheads
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Deadheads
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Woes of a Wizard
Deadheads
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CHAPTER VI
THE LADY WHO WOULD NOT VANISH
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CHAPTER VII
THE MAN WHO MAKES MONEY
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CHAPTER VIII
SOME QUEER REQUESTS
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CHAPTER IX
CONFEDERATES AND MESMERISTS
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genuine, because you saw men under their influence put lighted cigar ends on their bare
arms, and run needles into their cheeks, and
thread cotton through their tongues. Besides,
you say to yourself, Mr. So-and-So asked
anyone to come up from the audience to
be mesmerised, and several men of our own
town went up to the stage and let him send
them off and then they did all sorts of silly
things.
I am sorry to have to disillusionise you ; but
that was all humbug, and I will now show you
how it was all done.
In the first place, a man who is going to
give a series of mesmeric performances through
out the country, has to take with him several
men, trained for the work, who are called
mediums. They are never really hypnotised;
it is not necessary that they should be, because
these men are good actors, and they probably
make more sacrifices for their work than any
other members of the profession. These men
have taught themselves how to endure pain
without flinching. A lighted cigar laid on their
bare arm causes them no inconvenience. They
have got used to it. A needle stuck into the
arm does not cause so much pain as you would
imagine. These men have a knack of pinching
up a little piece of the arm into which the
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CHAPTER X
A REAL ROMANCE
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A Real Romance
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Woes of a Wizard
A Real Romance
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Woes of a Wizard
A Real Romance
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Woes of a Wizard
A Real Romance
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Woes of a Wizard
A Real Romance
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Woes of a Wizard
A Real Romance
125
CHAPTER XI
A FEW PUPILS
A Few Pupils
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A Few Pupils
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A Few Pupils
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A Few Pupils
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Woes of a Wizard
CHAPTER XII
MINOR WOES
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Minor Woes
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Minor Woes
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Minor Woes
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Minor Woes
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Minor Woes
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Woes of a Wizard
Minor Woes
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Minor Woes
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Woes of a Wizard
CHAPTER XIII
MY NOTE BOOK
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My Note Book
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My Note Book
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My Note Book
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My Note Book
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My Note Book
II
CHAPTER XIV
SELLS
Sells
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Sells
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Sells
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Sells
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Sells
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Woes of a Wizard
CHAPTER XV
SOME COMPENSATIONS
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Woes of a Wizard
Some Compensations
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Some Compensations
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Woes of a Wizard
Some Compensations
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Woes of a Wizard
Some Compensations
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Woes of a Wizard
Some Compensations
183
Now Ready.
AN UP-TO-DATE CONJURING BOOK,
DAVID DEVANT.