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Real Nig Shit
Real Nig Shit
By
Jack Smith
FADE IN:
FARYAL MUMTAZ
Faryal rotates 45 degrees and looks at the camera
FARYAL
Hey guys, its Faryal here, big story
today. The Henley chip shop famous for its
finger licking curry sauce has caught
fire. Our reporter in the field has more
on the this troubling matter.
REPORTER
At 3:05, two fire engines were deployed to
the scene in order to try and battle the
fearsome blaze. The firefighters were able
to extinguish the fire by 4pm.
After further inspection, it was found
that the cause of the fire was a microwave
at the back of the shop.
One individual was treated for smoke
inhalation but was discharged later at the
scene, and thats all we have now, will
keep you updated.
(Nods)
FARYAL
Hopefully I can still get my curry sauce
in time for work in the morning. Thanks,
and see you in the next chapter.
FADE OUT:
THE END