[]TheSporkening 1290 points 4 hours ago

Improv. He has it.

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[]dillywin 203 points an hour ago

He does some improv stuff around the valley from time to time

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[]NW_thoughtful [score hidden] 27 minutes ago

Well, look at that- he does!
http://www.jesterzimprov.com/cory-mccloskey-jesterz-improv-fathers-day/

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[]Bausse [score hidden] 26 minutes ago

Oh wow he wasn't kidding. Color me purple

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[]SwissQueso [score hidden] 22 minutes ago

I wished I hadn't used my crayons on my computer monitor.

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[]itsprobablytrue [score hidden] 6 minutes ago

How else are you going to get a color display

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[]undercover_blanket [score hidden] 22 minutes ago
Can we call you Harold too?

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[]vanilladelight [score hidden] 18 minutes ago

underrated

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[]wishywashywonka [score hidden] 18 minutes ago
"Error establishing a database connection" and 10 seconds to load when it does work.
Broken in only 7 minutes since you posted, that's got to be some kind of a record.

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[]knot13 [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

that poor webserver was not meant to withstand the reddit hug of death :(

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[]a2tz [score hidden] 10 minutes ago

Aw we hugged it good

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[]Chris_Isur_Dude [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
If the weather man thing doesn't pan out, he could always have a career as a comedian
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[]Tufflaw [score hidden] 41 minutes ago*

Dave Letterman started as a weatherman before getting into comedy.
Edit: In fact, here's him doing some old school schtick as a weatherman
https://youtu.be/Sxg0AdTWyd0

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[]JimBarrigan [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

And now he's unemployed

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[]BobertBoberton [score hidden] 31 minutes ago

Coincidence??

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[]stanleythemanley44 [score hidden] 30 minutes ago

lmao
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[]dudeitscoke [score hidden] an hour ago

Yes, and?

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[]braininabox [score hidden] an hour ago*

agent michael scott! bang! bang! bang!... bang!

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[]J8l [score hidden] an hour ago

Talk...just talk, shut up!

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[]Grooviemann1 [score hidden] 39 minutes ago

Agent Michael Scarn, you mean.
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[]Muntberg [score hidden] 36 minutes ago

The "total loss" line was vintage Monty Python.
5 is right out.

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[]VendettaThrills [score hidden] 45 minutes ago

His cadence reminded me of comedian Dennis Miller. That was some good stuff.

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[]PurrCatStretch [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

His one glorious year co-hosting Monday night football was amazing. He was making references to shit
nobody understood, but also coined the nickname Sab Janko for Sebastian Janikowski.

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[]whenyouflowersweep 889 points 3 hours ago
"I think steel boils at this temperature. Don't even bother looting."
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[]tagjim 175 points 2 hours ago

He's incredibly close.

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[]Pheeebers 127 points an hour ago*

Steel doesn't boil until 5200 degrees.

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[]pittstop33 277 points an hour ago

Something something jet fuel something something steel beams.

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[]runliftcount 58 points an hour ago

Goddammit I was 4 minutes late
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[]GlitteringJewCat 192 points an hour ago

Like the 9/12 terrorists

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[]Omegaile [score hidden] 38 minutes ago

3/4

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[]Pentt41207 [score hidden] 19 minutes ago

Theydidthemath

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[]CalebDK 16 points an hour ago
Have your damn upvote.
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[]madefordumbanswers [score hidden] 45 minutes ago

May I have one as well?

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[]HHcougar [score hidden] 44 minutes ago

username checks out

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[]FirstToBeDamned [score hidden] 21 minutes ago

Yes

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[]___oh___hey___yall__ [score hidden] 52 minutes ago
Yeah, those guys really felt like assholes when they turned on the TV while double checking their
terrorist gear a day before the big show.

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[]n-some [score hidden] 29 minutes ago

"Ok who spilled the beans to Osama? I told you guys he would steal our thunder."

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[]FirstToBeDamned [score hidden] 21 minutes ago

Lmao

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[]RedWarrior0 45 points an hour ago
But if you convert 5200 to Celsius, it's pretty spot on.

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[]unique-name-9035768 55 points an hour ago

5200 Fahrenheit is ~2871.11 Celsius.
Looks like Cave Creek is the winner.

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[]Whiterabbit-- [score hidden] 54 minutes ago

And the rest of the region just chilling around 65C.

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[]soviet1 [score hidden] 35 minutes ago

Knowing arizona thats probably not too far off :^)

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[]WestenM [score hidden] 22 minutes ago

we do get above 50 every now and then :)

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[]Overdue_bills [score hidden] 25 minutes ago

Sounds about right for Arizona.
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[]flatsector [score hidden] 19 minutes ago

Well relatively speaking....

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[]twominitsturkish [score hidden] an hour ago

Ahhh science.

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[]0ne_Winged_Angel [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

But it does melt pretty good by 3,000 farenheit.

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[]HorchDriver 5 points an hour ago
And extremely loud? Is that the joke you were going for there?

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[]offtheclip [score hidden] 58 minutes ago
ok rainman

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[]Coopsmoss [score hidden] 20 minutes ago

In Celsius

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[]kickbutt_city 42 points an hour ago
Jet fuel can't melt Cave Creek.

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[]Steve_Buscemi911 [score hidden] 31 minutes ago

Having been to Cave Creek on multiple occasions when I got lost, I would be ok with jet fuel melting
it.

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[]ximbly [score hidden] an hour ago
Yeah, like I'm going to take looting advice from a weatherman.

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[]D_for_Diabetes 610 points 2 hours ago
Wickenburg is a total loss
He's not wrong

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[]letsgobruins 30 points an hour ago

They've got Screamers! Best milkshake.

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[]kungfoogorilla [score hidden] 57 minutes ago

It's not a milkshake for long with those temps.
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[]Duffalpha [score hidden] 22 minutes ago

It's like flavored snot. Luke warm, but awkwardly thick.

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[]lazarus22 328 points 2 hours ago*
Reminded me of this -King Of The Hill

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[]sonofableebblob [score hidden] an hour ago

Lived in Phoenix, can confirm. Monument to man's arrogance.

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[]Amsteenm [score hidden] an hour ago

I say this any time I travel to the Southwest/West.

Thank you Bobby Hill. Thank you.

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[]vulverine [score hidden] 53 minutes ago

Lived there 10 years. It's very....beige.

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[]BigBearChaseMe [score hidden] 36 minutes ago

Reminded me of Mars

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[]vulverine [score hidden] 29 minutes ago

I don't know, Mars has more culture.

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[]LeBosch [score hidden] 22 minutes ago

Really tasteful bars.

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[]MattieShoes [score hidden] 19 minutes ago

It's flat out ugly, as cities go. Most southwest cities are pretty flat -- they build out instead of up and
you just get endless miles of dirty asphalt and strip malls. It's not like they can just leave areas
undeveloped and have a park -- it'd be dust and cactus and rattlesnakes and centipedes.
(Used to live in Tucson. They at least have some mountains around.)

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[]Steve_Buscemi911 [score hidden] 32 minutes ago

Yep, that's consistent with my feeling as having lived in Phoenix too.

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[]caramonfire [score hidden] 49 minutes ago

It was always irritating to me to see lush green golf courses in the Arizona desert. I'm not sure how
much more arrogant you can get than making a nice lawn in a place where everything else is sand,
gravel and only the spikiest plants.

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[]HotRodKing [score hidden] 25 minutes ago

This is why the Colorado River doesn't actually ever reach the ocean.

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[]coolguy696969 [score hidden] 21 minutes ago

It's not so much the golf courses since those are used for sport that irritate me as much as the front
lawns and lush gardens on people's homes. It just feels like a waste of water.

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[]okaysian [score hidden] 42 minutes ago

Currently living in Phoenix. Just last month I was excited that the weather was finally a nice, cool 100
degrees. We are currently at highs of 90-95, so it's getting a bit chilly!

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[]5MoK3 [score hidden] 37 minutes ago

Just a few more weeks.... I work a night shift so stepping out around 10 is surprising. I think I still
mentally prepare for the wrath of heat

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[]WestenM [score hidden] 20 minutes ago

No, literally next week- this week is the last of the 90's!

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[]SantasDead [score hidden] 19 minutes ago

LOL. I lived in Phoenix for 3-4 years. I got used to the heat and had to buy a big ass jacket when winter
came around. Even though I grew up in a place that got much much colder during winter my body just
got used to the heat and I could not handle the cold.

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[]expendablethoughts [score hidden] 21 minutes ago

I went on a road trip around the US. Crossed the Death Valley without A/C, my friends passed out in
the car. I didn't know it was the hottest place on Earth... before then.

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[]truckerdust [score hidden] 6 minutes ago

ITS CALLED DEATH VALLEY.

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[]Vorengard 152 points 3 hours ago

"Again, I'm not your dad, but I would get out."

SAVAGE

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[]Kimbernator [score hidden] an hour ago

Does that word even mean anything anymore?