If you meet the man At any event, e.g.

in
of your dreams, a cinema or a
theatre,

If you drop a tool, If you drop a slice of

e.g. an eraser, toast,

If you are doing If you wear a new

something stupid, expensive dress,
If you dial the wrong If you take your car
number, to the carwash,

If you tell your boss As soon as you find a

you were late for product that you
work because of a really like,
flat tire,

When you are out

with someone you If there are only two
dont want to be people in a locker
seen with, room,

When you try to When you have done

prove to someone the wash-up and
 that a machine almost finished
doesn't work, washing the sink,

As soon as you sit

down to a nice cup If you wear a formal
of hot coffee, dress,