…everyone If you meet the

else will wear man of your

casual ones. dreams,
…you’ll meet If you drop a
his beautiful tool, e.g. an
wife, too. eraser,
…it will roll to If you are doing
the least something
accessible corner stupid,
…someone will If you dial a
always be there wrong
to see you. number,
…you’ll If you tell the
never get a boss you were
busy signal late for work
and someone because you had
will always a flat tire,
answers
…the very next If you change
morning you queues or
will have a traffic lanes,
flat tire.
…the one you When you
were in will always get
move faster than completely
the one you are in wet in the
now. bathroom,
 …the phone When you are
will ring, or out with
some one will someone you
knock on the don’t want to
door. be seen with,
…you’ll run When you try to
into a lot of prove to someone
handsome that a machine
boys. doesn't work,
…it will land on If you wear a
the face with new expensive
butter on it. dress,
…you’ll If you go out with
always meet no makeup with
a family or greasy hair
friend. wearing your
worst clothes,
 …you’ll spill If you take your
something on car to the
it. carwash,
…the next As soon as you
morning it find a product
will rain. that you really
like,
 …they will If you don’t save
stop making things on your
it. computer,
…it will work. If you drop a
toast,
…the monitor
will freeze, or If you start to
the lights will walk,
go out.
…the bus When you have
will come. done the wash-up
and almost finished
washing the sink,

…you find an If you wear a

unwashed glass formal dress,
or fork
somewhere.