YOU STUPID BITCH

from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1

Music & Lyrics by

RACHEL BLOOM & ADAM SCHLESINGER

Copyright MMXV CBS Studios Inc. and Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
 YOU STUPID BITCH
from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1

Music & Lyrics by

RACHEL BLOOM &
ADAM SCHLESINGER

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ev - 'ry- thing, you stu - pid, stu - pid bitch. You're just a

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ly - ing lit - tle bitch who ru - ins things, and wants the world to burn.

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Bitch! You're a stu - pid bitch! And lose some

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shards are a met-a- phor for my soul, won't stop the self pit - y 'cause I'm on a roll.

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Yes, Josh com - pletes me but how can that be when there's no me left to com - plete?

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