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16/8/2015 DreamsofRedBalloonsBitterJuice
BitterJuice
Pairing:Well,JaejoongandChangminaretheonlypeopleinthis
Rating:PG13
Genre:general,humor
Length:567Words
Summary:ChangminandJaejoongareroommatesintheirfirstyearofcollege.Jaejoongcamebackdrunklastnight.
A/N:Infinitepossiblitiesforsequelsbecause"Jaejoong"ismyroommate.Prompt#21Juice

Penisesareugly,ChangminthinksasJaejoongistellinghimthestoryofhowovertheweekendhemighthavehookedupwithhisdancecaptainrighton
thebedhesleepsin.ChangminmadeaglanceathisownbedandnotedthecoversremaineduntouchedfromwhenheleftonFriday.

Itstartedintheelevator,andsomehowweweremakingoutonmybed.Changmin,Iwokeupwithoutunderwearon.IdontrememberwhathappenedI
wassodrunk.Eventhoughjustafewweeksbeforehehadbeenboastingthathedidntreallylosehismemorywhiledrinking.

AsJaejoongistellinghimthis,Changminisputtingonthemostpleasantandtrustingmaskofallages.HepicturesJaejoongwithouthisunderwearonas
hewakesupthenextmorninginbed,alone.AndwhatChangminpicturesistheimageofJaejoongshairlessballs,ass,andpenis.Penisesareugly,
Changminthinks.

Sure,hehasoneanddoesntmindit,literallynotmanscapingnearlythesameamountasJaejoong(whowilloccasionallytakearazortohisseemingly
hairlesslegsinthemiddleoftheroom).Changminisfinewithhismalepartsanddoesntwishforfemaleones,vaginaenvyonemightcallit.Andthatis
that.Asacceptingofsexualityandpromiscuityasheis,heisnotonetoputanactualfootintothatkindoflife.

ButChangminhaswatchedandreadenoughpornostosimplysmileandlaughasJaejoonggrieves.Neithermentionsthemesstheroomwaswhen
Changminreturnedfromaweekendathome.NeithermentionshowJaejoongsgirlfriendwouldflipshitifshefoundout.AndJaejoongespeciallydoesnt
mentionhowfarhewent,whetherhetoppedorbottomedandifhelikedit.

BecauseJaejoongsdancecaptainismale.Itsanallmaledanceteam.

Youcouldhavestoppeditifyouwerehere.Jaejoonggroans.Thesocialbutterflyheis,eventhoughtheentirethingembarrasseshimbeyondbelief,he
stillhastotellsomeone,anyone.

Changmingrinsandlaughsairily.Imighthavesaidum,canyounothavesexwhileIamintheroom,orputasockonthedoorknobandthatwouldbe
theendofit.

Jaejoonglaughs,areallaugh.Ohmygosh,IcanseeyouwalkinginonusandbeingNope,Illcomebacklater,textmewhenyouredone.Changmins
smiletwitches,becausethoseactionsfithimandJaejoongkindofnailshisindifferentvoice.

Youknowmesowell.

TheonethingChangminreallydoesntwanttoaskiswherethehighheelscamefrom,becausetherewasapairofbluepumpsinfrontofhissideofthe
closet.Hehadkickedthemawayabsentmindedlybefore,butnowthereweresomequestionshanging.Afewreasonableanswersforminhishead,but
Changminisntsureenoughtoknowwhichoneisright.MaybeJaejoonglikestodresslikeawomanwhendrunk,ormaybealadyfriendhadcomeover.
PerhapstheheelsareoneofJaejoongssistershedidhaveeightofthem.Onethingisforsure,theheelsareinJaejoongssize.

ChangminpraysthatthenexttimeJaejoonggoesoutdrinkingunderage(Itsonlybitterjuicehesays),hedoesntcomebackwithapersonwhodoesnt
belongintheroom.

Sequel:Candles,amongotherthings,arenotallowed
Tags:!_starcandychallenge,!promptwriting,length:drabble,pairing:changmin/jaejoong,roommates!verse

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tapzzonDecember2nd,201405:25am(UTC)
lololol...iamprettysurethoseheelsbelongtojaejoong..heisakinkybastard..
ilikeit..:D
thnxforthis..:)

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n3uromanc3ronDecember6th,201409:06pm(UTC)
Ireallyenjoyedit,Changmin'sopiniononhisroommatewassoamusing!

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Thankyouverymuch!
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leelamiionDecember14th,201407:09pm(UTC)
can'twaittoreadit.:D
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