VOL. CLXIII . . . No.

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Big Bad Innocent?

Pigs under investigation and new evidence may prove Big
Bads Innocence
The first little pig and his new home
before the damages
By PINNOCIO

FAR FAR AWAY The trial remains on

hold as the Big Bad Wolf is still in a coma,
but new evidence has surfaced that may
prove his innocence.
Last week, the Big Bad Wolf was found
unconscious, close to the scene of the
crime two of the three houses belonging
to the Three Little pigs had been destroyed.
A statement taken by FFAPD from the
Three Little Pigs suggests that the Big Bad
Wolf had blown the houses down in anger
over a dispute regarding food. The police
have been unable to take Big Bad into
custody as he remains in Little Red
General Hospital in a coma. This case has
been the topic of controversy throughout
the town and several personal friends have
come forward to vouch for Big Bads
innocence. A childhood friend of Big Bad,
requesting to be anonymous, has been
quoted saying I have been lifelong
friends with Big Bad, and when we were in
school together he was never able to
participate in any sports because he
suffered from chronic asthma! which
suggests that Big Bad may not have been
healthy enough to blow the houses down.
Another friend of Big Bad, who is
currently a researcher of aeronautical
engineering at the University of Far Far
Away, has created a blow your house
down simulation using the most
sophisticated technology, which is
normally used to test military-grade Flying
Carpets. The simulation has taken another
healthy wolf who has no asthma, and the
recorded force from a healthy wolfs blow
was not enough to destroy a house, even
one made of straw or wood.
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Eyewitnesses as well as security footage released from the nearby convenience
store have confirmed that the Big Bad Wolf was indeed using his inhaler during the
day of the crime, and this suggests he was still suffering from chronic asthma.
Information has also been found in the documents that were illegally released
during the cyber-attack against Hansel & Gretel Bank. They have shown that the
Three Little Pigs have been struggling to keep up with their mortgage payments.
This may attach a motive to the case, and the Three Little Pigs are now under
investigation for Insurance Fraud.
Wolf being hospitalized
The Big Friendly Giant, who has
volunteered as defense attorney for
Big Bad, has stated Just because
the Big Bad has a bad rep that is
mainly attributed to the nature of his
name, does not mean we should
ignore the hard evidence we have in
front of us.
With the new information and
evidence that has surfaced in the last
week, a new light has been shed on
the case that may indicate the Big Bad
Big Bads innocence; however, the
final verdict will have to remain on
hold until Big Bad is healthy enough
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to go to trial.