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Jordan
Staley,
Justin
Gerard,
Conner
Westover,
Mike
Kormos,
and
Kris
Kidder
giving
out
rides
for
$1
in
our
homemade
bobsled
(considering
we
were
Team
Jamaica).
Bonus: Joe Cavalieri in the back right, walking around the track non-‐stop
TKE
Newsletter
April/May
2014
Kris
Kidder
and
Matt
DePalo
about
to
crack
some
skulls
with
squishy
foam
balls
Zach
Samuelson,
Jarrett
Plante,
Nick
Deriu,
Kevin
Frederickson,
and
Eric
Marguerite
discussing
top-‐
secret
referee
topics
with
the
Deephers
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TKE
Newsletter
April/May
2014
Spring
Weekend
As
many
of
you
know,
in
April
we
had
Last
Blast,
a
gathering
of
sophisticated
gentlemen
for
the
general
purpose
of
drunken
debauchery.
A
little
bit
of
rain
and
cold
didn’t
stop
us
from
enjoying
the
beer,
burgers,
games,
and
99
Bananas
(just
typing
that
made
me
gag…).
Our
newest
little
sister,
Meg
Dusha,
was
officially
given
her
jersey
and
nickname
at
Spring
Weekend.
For
those
of
you
who
know
Tim
Ruth,
you
know
that
his
nickname
is
Meg,
so
we
found
it
only
fitting
that
Meg’s
nickname
be
Tim.
By
request
of
Erich
Buehner,
in
order
to
honor
Rugburn
each
brother
in
attendance
did
a
keg
stand
in
his
memory.
Honorable
mention
goes
to
Eric
Marguerite
whose
keg
stand
lasted
for
about
a
minute
and
a
half.
The
next
morning,
as
usual,
we
ate
our
hangovers
and
sorrows
away
in
pancakes
and
bacon,
cooked
by
our
lovely
little
sisters.
Everyone
had
a
great
time
this
Spring
Weekend,
so
thanks
go
out
to
Steve
Hayes
for
organizing
it,
and
everyone
who
came
out
to
make
it
a
great
Last
Blast.
From
left
to
right:
Zach
Samuelson,
Max
Guerine,
David
Sugarman,
Evan
Ney,
Brian
Meyers,
Sam
Friedman,
Nick
Deriu,
Jarrett
Plante,
Andrew
Mueller,
Eric
Marguerite,
Mike
Kormos,
and
Marshall
Hallenbeck.
Ready
to
drink
some
99
bananas.
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TKE
Newsletter
April/May
2014
PC
98
If
you
were
at
Spring
Weekend,
you
probably
met
the
neophytes
(who
have
since
officially
become
brothers).
On
April
18th,
PC
98
got
their
letters
and
joined
our
brotherhood.
Andrew
Cerkanowicz
and
Aaron
Stadler
were
welcomed
with
blood,
sweat,
tears,
and
plenty
of
beer.
I
would
add
a
picture
of
them
but
there
are
literally
no
pictures
of
them
together
(at
least
on
Facebook).
Here’s
their
information
–
Andrew
Cerkanowicz
Aaron
Stadler
645
646
PC
98
PC
98
Oedipuss
Dennis
Is
A
Prick
Maxwell
Guerine
Zachary
Samuelson
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TKE
Newsletter
April/May
2014
Sticky
Lips
If
there
are
two
things
we
as
a
fraternity
love,
they
would
probably
be
sex
and
booze.
But,
the
next
two
on
the
list
would
be
food
and
brotherhood
bonding.
So,
several
of
us
got
together
and
went
to
Sticky
Lips
Barbeque
to
get
excessive
amounts
of
both
(food
and
bonding,
not
sex
and
booze.
We
took
care
of
those
at
our
party
that
night).
If
you
aren’t
familiar
with
Sticky
Lips,
they
are
well
known
for
their
Atomic
Bomb
Challenge.
You
have
30
minutes
to
eat
about
5
pounds
of
food
(it
was
featured
on
Man
vs.
Food,
so
if
you
watch
that
episode
you
can
see
a
guy
try
unsuccessfully
to
finish
it).
Well,
Eric
Marguerite
and
Jon
Phan,
with
the
courage
and
honor
of
true
Tekes,
bravely
stood
up
to
the
challenge.
If
you’re
expecting
a
happy,
inspirational
ending,
sorry.
They
both
failed
miserably.
When
I
spoke
with
Jon
Phan
after
to
get
an
official
statement,
he
reported,
“It
might
have
had
to
do
with
the
large
burrito
[he]
had
eaten
from
Salsarita’s
earlier
today.”
Those
failures
didn’t
ruin
the
night
however,
as
the
food
was
still
delicious.
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