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My name is Lemony Snicket
and I am on the lam,

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a phrase which here means

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"conveying this information to you while
being relentlessly pursued by the law."

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Being on the lam is a disheartening
and an uncomfortable way to live,

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not unlike being squeezed
into a tight, dark box...

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tossed at high speed
from a moving vehicle...

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and abandoned on a dusty patch of road,

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tormented by doubt
and unsure of where you are going,

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which, if you are on the lam,
is often the only way to travel.

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Baudelaires, too,
found themselves on the lam.

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Tormented by doubt
and unsure of where they were going.

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Especially when their fire truck
ran out of gas deep in the Hinterlands,

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a term which here means

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"a desolate place unlikely
to bring their troubles to an end."

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Oh.

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But your own troubles
could be over this instant

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if you are sensible enough
to halt this dire programming

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by pressing any nearby button
marked "stop."

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I beg you,
look away from this sorry tale now.

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This may be your last chance.

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"Last Chance General Store."
An ominous name.

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It probably means
it's the only building around for miles.

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I guess a last chance
is better than no chance.

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Let's see what we can find.
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"Out of gas"?

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Out of order.

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Should we go inside?

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If anyone read the paper,
they'll know we're on the lam.

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If we keep wandering,
we'll die of thirst and/or exposure.

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And/or Count Olaf.

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This store has
a telegraph machine.

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Is that you, Lou?

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- No.
- Be right with you.

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I'm stacking day-old pastries.

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We were hoping to send a telegram.

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See the porcelain kittens there?

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It's not that aisle.

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Turn right at the brooms,
left at the fishing poles.

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You look familiar.
Have I seen you kids before?

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- We're child actors.
- No, that's not it.

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Oh, well. It'll come to me.

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That shopkeeper recognized us.

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We need to hurry.
Who should we telegraph?

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I was thinking Mr. Poe's office.

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Mr. Poe thinks we're murderers.

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His wife's the one writing those
stories about us.

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Lou, is that you? Oh, sorry.
I'll be right with you, mister.

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Mr. Poe might not be much help,
but his secretary might be.

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You tap out the words
while I dictate.

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Sunny, you listen
to make sure the message goes through.
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Remember to say "stop"
after every sentence.

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What do we say?

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To Mulctuary Money Management. Stop.
Attention, Mr. Poe. Stop.

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Stop.

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Hello, hello, hello.

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Sir! Sir, we need help!

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Hold on. My hands are full of pastries.

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Hiya, Lou.

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Milt, put down those scones
and look at the headline.

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"Murderous orphans
spotted in the Hinterlands."

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Murderers? Oh, dear.

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I know those kids.
They're in my store right now.

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What do they look like?

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They look like innocent children,
but they're vicious killers.

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- You scared us, mister.
- Thank you.

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Excuse us. We're trying to catch
some murderer kids.

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So am I.

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And when I was 14,
I was crowned False Spring Queen.

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We had this ceremony
with my Snow Scout troupe

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at the top of a mountain.

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They did a dance around a pole.

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It's where I discovered
my love of pole dancing.

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Klaus, look.

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- We don't know what it stands for.
- We can't go back in.

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What choice do we have?

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Then, on the way down the mountain,

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we stayed in a cave
full of hibernating bears,

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which, incidentally, is when I discovered
my great love of fur.

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Ah, volunteers?

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Hop on in.

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Are you okay, mister?

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They blindsided me with beads.

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They also stole some snacks and a visor.

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Where'd they go?

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There's only one place
that road leads to.

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Heimlich Hospital.

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That's where the sugar bowl is.
The librarian told me.

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Exactly, my pet.

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Those brats are obviously after
the sugar bowl, too.

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What does that mean?
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We can grab them
and the sugar bowl in one fell swoop.

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How, darling? You're on the lam.

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Au contrary. I'm dead.

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How delicious.

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You're dead.

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And the Baudelaires are wanted
for your murder.

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Thanks to those idiots
at the Daily Punctilio,

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I'm a free man.

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I thought we were officially dating.

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Yeah, I don't really like labels.
Follow that van!

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Um...

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Oh!

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Hiya.

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- Are you VFD?
- We certainly are.

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Can you tell us
what VFD stands for?

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We certainly can.

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Gosh, I love that song.

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So VFD stands for
Volunteers Fighting Disease?

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Yes. We're on our way to fight disease
at Heimlich Hospital down the road.

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You're welcome to join us,
brothers and sisters.

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I called you "brother" and "sister"

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because we believe that
all people are brothers and sisters.

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Usually, brothers and sisters
share the same parents.

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Not always, brother.

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We're looking for a group called VFD,
we just don't think you're the one.

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You need the Library of Records.

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The Library of Records?

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It's a huge room in the hospital
with files from all over the world,

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containing answers to any question
you could possibly have.

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Or so I've heard.
Never been in the place myself.

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- This hospital does seem safe.
- I hope so.

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I heard there were murderers
around these parts.

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Did you read that in the newspaper?

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No. We never read the newspaper.
It's too depressing.

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- Our motto is...
- No news is good news.

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- We're here! We're here!
- Now we get to help people...

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Let's go, let's go.

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I've never liked hospitals.

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It's half a hospital.

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No frowny faces, okay?

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Being cheerful is the point
of Volunteers Fighting Disease.

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What exactly will we be doing?

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Mostly, we wander the halls,
singing songs

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and handing out heart-shaped balloons
to each person on our list.

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- Like the song says.
- How does that help fight diseases?

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Hey, everyone.

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Our new sister wants to know
how singing songs fights diseases.

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Well, because...

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Because when you're laughing, you're...

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When you're laughing,
you're taking in oxygen or whatever,

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and that oxygen goes, um...

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A cheerful attitude is
the most effective tool against sickness.

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I thought antibiotics were.

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Come on, everybody!

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- We have to find that Library of Records.
- Before Olaf finds us.

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Baudelaires, Baudelaires.

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Wherever you go,
I'm always one step behind you.

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Not to be melodramatic, but if those brats
get the sugar bowl before I do,

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I'm going to gouge my own eyes out

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and yours and yours and yours,
and all eight of yours.

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Oi.

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It'll be a breeze, my sweet.

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The Baudelaires and the sugar bowl
are hiding in the same hospital.

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Hmm...

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I think it's time for a game
of "doctors and nurses."

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That game makes me uncomfortable.

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Hmm...

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Man with beard, check.

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Other volunteers, check.

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Here's today's patient list,
which, as you know,

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is a complete list of patients
at Heimlich.

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- Thanks, sister.
- My name is Babs.

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How will we find
the Library of Records?

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Oh.

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- How are we gonna get inside?
- I'll talk our way in.

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Sunny's right.
Everyone's read the Daily Punctilio.

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We're bound to be recognized.

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Is someone there?

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My eyesight isn't what it used to be,
but you appear to be children.

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Maybe not everyone. We're volunteers.

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Ooh, well,
you have come to the right place.

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My name is Hal and I have been working
here at the Library of Records

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for more years than I'd care to count.

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Someone should count for me
before my eyesight completely goes.

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Did Babs send you?

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- We're happy to be of assistance.
- Excellent.

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Then come right in
and I'll explain everything.

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Leave the talking to me.

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We can both talk.
We're a team of big-deal, snazzy doctors.

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You're a nurse. Plus, no one'll believe
you went to medical school.

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I could have gone to medical school.
I love cadavers.

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You got your master's in theater
and you picked the wrong costume.

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They'll believe
you went to medical school?

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Medical school?

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Dr. Medical School.

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Hello, I'm Dr. Mattathias Medical School,

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and these are my nurses, interns
or whatever.

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- Hello.
- Dr. Medical School, you say?

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I don't have you on my list.

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Goodness. Oh, dear.

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Oh, goodness me.

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What's wrong with this one?

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I have lists for visitors and staff
on my very important clipboard.

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If you're not on the list,
you can't come in.

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- Sounds like a paperwork mistake.
- Oh...

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A paperwork mistake?

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Yeah. Okay. Yes.
That does make sense. Okay.

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Of course it is.
Here's my medical ID pass badge.

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Yes. Yes, that seems credible.

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Well, with the hospital
only half-finished,

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we have to be vigilant
about keeping out intruders

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like raccoons or murderers.

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I completely understand. I'm a doctor.

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Well, I guess it's okay to say,
"Welcome to Heimlich Hospital."

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I'm Babs, head of human resources
and hospital administration.

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I'm also head of party planning, so...

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Nice to meet you, Babs.

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I'm Dr. Thing That I Said Before.

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See you around the operating theater.

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You can't go yet.

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You'll need to sign and initial this form
in triplicate...

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- and the next 15 in quadruplicate.
- Quadru...

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How about I don't sign them
and you let me wander around anyway?

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Well, then I'd need
to call the authorities on you, mister.

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Of course.

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Paperwork makes the world go round.

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I thought money did that.

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Oh!

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You.

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Paperwork is the cornerstone of
what we do here at Heimlich Hospital.

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- Not diagnosing?
- Or alleviating pain?
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You couldn't do those things

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without first typing the details
on specialized forms,

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which must be on clipboards

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until it's time to file them
in special folders.

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Here is where the paperwork comes
to live forever

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and thus is the hospital's beating heart.

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I wouldn't show this to just anyone,

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but you look like people
I feel I can trust.

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- Well, it's very impressive.
- Thank you.

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I organized everything myself.

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Now, not only does Heimlich Hospital
store their information here,

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but people send me files
from all over the world.

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Why send it to a hospital?
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There's no safer place to store
information than at Heimlich Hospital.

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Why, you can find information
on everything

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from picture frames to pills,

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puddings to pyramids,
and that's just the "P" aisle.

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Think of everything we could learn
from these files.

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No, no, no.

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We file information, not read it.

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I don't wanna see you touching a file
unless you're putting it away.

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The information we hold here
is of the utmost importance.

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That's why I keep these cabinets
locked with my special keys.

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"Library of Records."

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00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,666
I bet those brats are hiding there,
with their dumb noses in books.

248
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,541
They're drawn to libraries
like a cat to catnip

249
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,333
or a hobo to a dying possum.

250
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,250
- Then the sugar bowl might be there too.
- We...

251
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,833
It's very, very, very important to me.

252
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:40,583
Yes, dear. I know.
You've mentioned it several times.

253
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:44,916
Beatrice stole it from me.
I won't rest until it's stolen back.

254
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,541
And if I don't get my hands
on the sugar bowl...

255
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,500
I don't know what I'll do.

256
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,541
- She's beautiful.
- And terrifying.

257
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,958
This chute is where files go out,
but you won't use it much.

258
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:02,958
Once paperwork comes into the library,
it rarely goes out.

259
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,375
It hasn't been used in years.
It's probably full of spiders.

260
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:10,250
Now, most of your work will involve
that chute over there,
261
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,666
where the files come in.

262
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,416
You may glance at the file,

263
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,916
but remember to read
as little information as possible.

264
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,208
For instance...

265
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,250
I can tell you this file
has something to do with

266
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:33,208
weather last week at Damocles Dock,
on the shore of a lake somewhere.

267
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,541
So, I would unlock the cabinet for

268
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:40,250
"D," "Damocles," or "W," "weather,"
or "L," "last week."

269
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,041
Wouldn't it be difficult for people
to find the information?

270
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,208
They wouldn't know whether to look
in "D," "W" or "L."

271
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,041
They'd have to look in all three.

272
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:51,000
The Library of Records has very strict
rules against checking out files.

273
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,833
I'd like to check out a child.
274
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,458
I mean "file."

275
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:02,916
And you are?

276
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,958
Dr. Mattathias Medical School,
at your service.

277
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,250
- Do you have credentials?
- Here's my medical ID pass badge.

278
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:19,541
I'm doing important research on botulism
and I would like to consult some folders.

279
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,083
What sub-department are you with?

280
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,791
Did I say "botulism"?
I meant annoying little pimples.

281
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,291
That sounds like a bona fide request.

282
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,625
- A "bony" what?
- "Fide."

283
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,583
I'd be more than happy
to show you our files.

284
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:38,791
You would?

285
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:43,000
File an application for folder clearance
to the hospital administration

286
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:46,250
and wait seven to ten business days
for approval.

287
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,333
- Oh, really?
- Yes, really. Now, goodbye.

288
00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:03,000
He's obviously hiding them.
He could barely look me in the eyes.

289
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,625
Maybe he has poor eyesight.

290
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,416
Their filthy hands
are all over my sugar bowl.

291
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,375
- What are we going to do?
- Plan number B.

292
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:15,375
"Dr. Medical School." I've never heard
of anything so preposterous.

293
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,416
Neither have we.

294
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,458
Did you see his badge?
It looked hand-laminated.

295
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:20,833
Listen, children.

296
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:24,375
The Library of Records
must be protected at all costs.

297
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:28,375
We cannot allow anyone unsavory
near our precious files.

298
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,708
Do you understand? Of course you do.

299
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,833
You're just like me.

300
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:37,083
I never liked wandering down the halls
singing about diseases.

301
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:41,500
That's why I wound up here,
happy with my files, my paperwork.

302
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,791
And you're just the same, aren't you?

303
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,458
No wonder I trust you completely.

304
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,000
I'm going to file you under "M..."

305
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,166
for "my friends."

306
00:20:56,875 --> 00:21:01,041
There's nothing like the sound
of a file coming down that chute.

307
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,958
- It looks like a film.
- Yes, a lot of our files are films.

308
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:08,291
We have projectors along the south wall
for anyone who wants to view them,

309
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,291
but no one does
because no one's allowed.

310
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,541
Could you excuse me?

311
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:16,375
There're very specific instructions about
where to file anything labeled "Snicket."

312
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:19,958
Wait here.

313
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,708
Snicket, as in Jacques Snicket.

314
00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:26,666
- The man who was trying to help us.
- Who Count Olaf murdered.

315
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,750
- Hal.
- Yes?

316
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,500
We need to look at a file.

317
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:33,083
Our job is to file files,
not examine them.

318
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:37,500
- This particular file is very important.
- It's a matter of life and death.

319
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,833
Life and death? That does sound important.

320
00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:45,041
But rules are important too.
I'm sorry, children.

321
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,625
Attention.
This is Babs,

322
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:50,291
head of human resources,
hospital administration

323
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,333
and the party planning committee.

324
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,625
Due to budget cuts,

325
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:56,708
the cafeteria will be closing
in nine minutes,

326
00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:59,166
the gift shop in three minutes

327
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,333
and the Library of Records
right this very second.

328
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,416
Looks like you can't see that file
after all.

329
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,958
Ahh!

330
00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:29,833
Oh! You scared us.

331
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:30,916
I was practicing.

332
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,458
Everyone, it's showtime.

333
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,958
Take your positions at the X-ray Alcove
in Colon Corridor.

334
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,125
That will force her
into the Leprosy Elevator Bank.

335
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,666
Places, people, places!

336
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,541
It's great you haven't given up
on theater.

337
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,333
- Even though you can't audition...
- Seeing that you're dead.

338
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:44,375
I said places!

339
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:51,333
Tonight's production of Let's Scare Babs
to Death is about to begin.

340
00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:55,958
What am I supposed to do
with this?

341
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,500
How odd and oddly frightening.

342
00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:12,000
Hmm.

343
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,083
Oh, my.

344
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:34,083
Good night, guys.

345
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:56,000
Hello? Who's there?

346
00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:02,833
Hello, Babs. Come and play with us.

347
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,833
Excuse me.
I just need to go the other way.

348
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,500
I forgot my paperwork.

349
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,333
Get a hold of yourself.

350
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,708
You're head of human resources
and hospital administration,

351
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,375
for goodness' sake.
352
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,875
And also party planning.

353
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,166
Thunder, go.

354
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:35,541
Lightning, go.

355
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:44,333
More thunder.

356
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,333
Oh, that's my cue.

357
00:25:14,791 --> 00:25:17,458
Oh! Dr. Medical School, it's you.

358
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:18,583
Please, Babs.

359
00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:22,041
Dr. Medical School was my mother.
Call me Mattathias.

360
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,458
Yes, Mattathias.

361
00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,500
Are you quite all right, Babs?

362
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:28,041
Sorry,
I'm afraid I gave myself a bit of a scare.

363
00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:35,291
Yes, well, hospitals can be scary places,
can't they?

364
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:50,458
We've got to find a way
to see the Snicket file.

365
00:25:50,541 --> 00:25:52,041
We'll try Hal again in the morning.
366
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,375
At least this place has beds
we can sleep in tonight.

367
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,916
This is Babs,

368
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,333
head of human resources,
hospital administration

369
00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,083
and the party planning committee.

370
00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:04,000
I'd just like to announce my unexpected,
super early retirement.

371
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:06,916
My replacement will begin immediately.

372
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,250
I'll take these, thank you.

373
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:10,583
You'll never get away with this.

374
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,750
The paperwork alone
is beyond your abilities.

375
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,041
Thank you, Babs.

376
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,916
You certainly appreciate
all my hard work over these years.

377
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,166
Greetings, Heimlich Hospital.

378
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:24,000
This is Dr. Mattathias Medical School
with an emergency news bulletin.
379
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:28,333
Some murderers have been spotted
in the hospital,

380
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:32,833
so we will be conducting a thorough check
of each and every bed

381
00:26:32,916 --> 00:26:35,041
until they've been caught.

382
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:40,541
After all, no one wants to be murdered
to death in their sleep.

383
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:44,208
Good night and sweet dreams.

384
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,833
He's taking over the hospital.

385
00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:49,166
We'll find somewhere in the hospital
they won't look.

386
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,958
Can they still hear me?
Is there a button...

387
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,916
Oh, here's the button.

388
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,541
The unfinished wing.

389
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:58,166
If there are no walls,
there can't be any security cameras.

390
00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:11,416
- Find those orphans.
- Find the sugar bowl.

391
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,750
- We'd better split up.
- Uh-huh.
392
00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:26,166
Come on, orphans, where are you?

393
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,000
This way's clear.

394
00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:39,166
This hospital gives me the creeps.

395
00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:44,875
I don't care if it's dark
and scary. You are not coming back here

396
00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:49,083
until you've searched each and every ward
from acne to zinc deficiency.

397
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,791
And stop waving into the camera.

398
00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:08,250
Baudelaires.
Baudelaires.

399
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:11,125
Baudelaires.

400
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,583
Oh, Baudelaires.

401
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,375
Baudelaires.

402
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,416
I hate boring television.

403
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,833
I see movement.
Turn left.

404
00:28:51,916 --> 00:28:56,000
Your other left. Your other, other left.

405
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:11,083
- You didn't find anything?
- No, and I looked really hard.

406
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,541
No vending machine
in this hospital has parsley soda.

407
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,666
They did have this hot brown stuff.

408
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:22,291
It burns my insides,
but I've had three cupsful.

409
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:23,375
It makes me feel alive.

410
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,708
You should be looking for the orphans.

411
00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:29,625
I'm not one of your hench-people.
You don't pay me, so you can't yell at me.

412
00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:31,791
Actually, I don't pay them either.

413
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:46,250
I would like to find the sugar bowl
and get out of here.

414
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,000
The smell of hospitals depresses me.

415
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:51,708
We're not leaving
until we find the Baudelaires.

416
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,041
- Careful.
- Good thing we're at a hospital.

417
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:57,333
Watch your step, Sunny.

418
00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:59,750
Will this be the worst place
we've ever slept?

419
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,416
At this point, it's hard to say.

420
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,625
I did all the heavy lifting in Crow Town,

421
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:09,208
I caught Babs,
I'm the one who looks great in a hat,

422
00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:11,125
so I'm going to retrieve
that sugar bowl

423
00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:13,208
while you stand around
staring at hallways.

424
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:16,666
If you think you can do any better,
then be my guest.

425
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:19,125
Fine. I'll just slip into something
more frightening

426
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,750
and I'll have that sugar bowl.

427
00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:22,333
That's easier said than done.

428
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:26,916
You haven't seen my outfit.
Move it, losers.

429
00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:30,458
I liked it so much better
before Yoko showed up.

430
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:34,500
Just about everything in this world
is easier said than done,
431
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,625
with the exception of

432
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,416
"assisting Sisyphus's
cyst-susceptible sister,"

433
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,458
which is easier done than said.

434
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,916
Finding a safe place
is easier said than done.

435
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,333
That's exactly
what the Baudelaires managed to do.

436
00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:51,541
Still, they knew by now
that safety is only temporary.

437
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:54,625
We can't stay here all night.
Olaf is looking for us.

438
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,000
We can't keep wandering
hoping things will get better.

439
00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:59,708
We're part of a mystery.
We'll never be free till we figure it out.

440
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,625
Did you find anything
in Duncan and Isadora's notes?

441
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,625
Just codes and poems.

442
00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:07,500
The damage from the harpoon gun
made them hard to decipher.

443
00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,291
We need to see that file.

444
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:10,208
How can we get it?

445
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,916
We can't. Hal trusts us.

446
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,666
And I studied the locks.

447
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,833
They'd be difficult to pick
without equipment.

448
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,958
We could steal his keys.

449
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:28,375
Our parents would be disappointed.

450
00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:30,541
They'd know we were doing
what's necessary.

451
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,583
Or they'd think we were criminals.
Like the newspaper says.

452
00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:36,750
It's a moral dilemma.

453
00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:42,166
Attention.
This is Dr. Mattathias Medical School.

454
00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:46,625
Bed searches will continue
until the murderers have been found.

455
00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:52,375
Also, if anyone in the hospital
has any valuables of any kind...

456
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:55,416
Please bring them to
the human resources office immediately.

457
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,333
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

458
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,208
What nonsense.

459
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:02,625
Murderers don't sleep at night.
They're wracked with guilt.

460
00:32:03,375 --> 00:32:06,000
Hal! Please be careful.

461
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:09,875
Don't worry about me, child.
I have the balance of a blind cat.

462
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,083
I can see that.

463
00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:18,291
I made you children some chicken soup
from an old family recipe.

464
00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:22,083
- Just the thing for a night like this.
- That's very kind of you.

465
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:26,250
Let me take that.
How did you know we were here?

466
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:27,916
You're just like me.

467
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,375
I used to love to sleep under the stars
when I was a boy.

468
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,333
We put up tents in our backyard.

469
00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:50,958
Mother and Father would help us
make s'mores over an open fire.

470
00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,291
Where are your parents now?

471
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:04,000
They're dead.

472
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:07,208
I'm sorry, children.

473
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:11,625
I know how dark and lonely
the world must feel.

474
00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:14,625
But you can always
find a kind person

475
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:17,375
who's willing to shine a light on you
when you need it.

476
00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:20,416
Eventually, you'll learn
to shine a light on others in need.

477
00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:27,708
This is not a show about me.

478
00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:30,416
But if it were, instead of telling you
how the Baudelaires

479
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,875
were about to have an incident
in the library

480
00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:35,750
that gives me the heebie-jeebies
when I think of it at night,

481
00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,250
I might pause and tell you
about something I did
482
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,333
many years ago that still troubles me.

483
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:43,791
It was necessary, but not nice

484
00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:46,583
and even now, I get a pang of guilt.

485
00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:47,833
This doesn't feel right.

486
00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:51,583
Even now, I ask myself,
"Was it really necessary?"

487
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:55,791
Was it absolutely necessary

488
00:33:56,625 --> 00:34:00,083
to steal that sugar bowl
from Esmé Squalor?

489
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,625
What choice do we have?

490
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,541
The Baudelaires were experiencing
similar pangs that evening

491
00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:12,791
as they were about to double-cross a man
who almost certainly didn't deserve it.

492
00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:21,208
What? Who? Yes, I may have
slipped off there for a sec.

493
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:24,041
I suggest we all get some sleep.

494
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:29,250
Paperwork awaits us in the morning.
Wait, where are my keys?

495
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,666
Here. I'll put them in your pocket.

496
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:35,250
So happy I found
trustworthy and loyal assistants.

497
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,166
Never in my life did I think

498
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:40,708
I would trust anyone
as much as I trust you three.

499
00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:43,500
Good night, children.
I shall file you under "P,"

500
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,875
for "people I trust most in this world."

501
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,541
- Good night, Hal.
- Good night, Hal.

502
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:12,958
- I feel terrible about this.
- One day, we'll apologize and explain.

503
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,041
Yeah.

504
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:16,333
But until then?

505
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,333
We better hurry.
Olaf could be watching right now.

506
00:35:29,416 --> 00:35:33,375
Hal had specific instructions about where
to file something labeled "Snicket."

507
00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,875
We'll start with "S."

508
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:41,375
"Secretary to sediment."

509
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:42,708
"Shed to sheepshank."

510
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,541
"Shellac to sherbet."

511
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,750
"Sludge to smoke."

512
00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:47,500
"Snack to snifter."

513
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:50,333
That's the one.

514
00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,416
No Snicket.

515
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,416
It's worth a try.

516
00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:13,583
"Hackneyed to Haystack."

517
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,250
"Index to Irony."

518
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,041
"Jabberwocky to Jazzercize."

519
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,041
That's the one.

520
00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:39,291
Nothing.

521
00:36:40,416 --> 00:36:43,000
I'm tired of not understanding
what's going on.

522
00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:45,083
- Missing files.
- Mysterious guardians.

523
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:46,625
That tunnel that led to our house.

524
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,375
Do you think that could be it?

525
00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:53,708
We may not know what it stands for,
but it's important.

526
00:37:14,125 --> 00:37:15,916
How's your brother?

527
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,166
Dead or on the lam.
Either way, he doesn't mind.

528
00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:20,458
- Jacques.
- I never thought we'd see him again.

529
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,291
- Are we rolling?
- We're rolling.

530
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,791
This is the debriefing of Jacques Snicket.

531
00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:27,916
Mr. Snicket, I need you to lay out,
in excruciating detail,

532
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,291
what you know about Olaf,
this rash of fires,

533
00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,916
and anything we need to know
about the orphans.

534
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,625
I should start at the beginning.

535
00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,833
But before I do,
I have an important update.

536
00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,666
There may have been
a survivor of the fire.

537
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,625
Did he say...

538
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,041
- Did you say...
- That's right.

539
00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,958
One of our parents could still be alive.

540
00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:55,666
I'm wild about movies.
Now, who wants popcorn?

541
00:37:58,125 --> 00:37:59,208
Go!

542
00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:04,250
Dang these stiletto heels!

543
00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:14,000
- We've gotta get out of here.
- Not without that film.

544
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,041
Then we have to get it.

545
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:33,625
I'm filing you under "S"
for "smashed flat!"

546
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:44,416
You and Sunny head for the door.
I'll get the film and catch up.

547
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:52,625
Peek-a-boo, I see you.

548
00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,458
These shoes!

549
00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:06,500
The door's blocked. There's no way out.

550
00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:13,083
But you don't have to hide from me,
children.

551
00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:15,833
Maybe we can help each other.

552
00:39:15,916 --> 00:39:18,916
You see, I'm looking for something.

553
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,625
Small, round...

554
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,625
Full of secrets.

555
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:33,625
Jacques Snicket thought
he could hide it from me.

556
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,541
But now he's dead.

557
00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:37,208
We can make it to the mail chute.

558
00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:41,500
And I want it!

559
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:54,958
I was thinking the same.

560
00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:01,250
- Did you get it?
- I got it.

561
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:11,375
Look out!

562
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:17,250
- Violet?
- I'm okay.

563
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,125
Esmé wants this. We can't let her have it.

564
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,916
- I'll find you.
- I knew you had it!

565
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:36,916
You're all alone, Violet.
How does it feel?

566
00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:26,208
The hardest part of life on the lam
is to keep moving,

567
00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:29,083
often in a direction
that seems wrong, dangerous

568
00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,416
or an agonizing combination of both.

569
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,916
Sometimes, as in this moment
in the life of Violet,

570
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,250
there simply isn't
any other choice to make,

571
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:40,625
even if you end up regretting your actions
for the rest of your life,

572
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:42,333
however short that may be.

573
00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:46,000
Give it to me!

574
00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:48,208
I will let you go. I promise!

575
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:50,583
You're a terrible actress.

576
00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:55,583
Come to Mother.

577
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,125
Hello, hello, hello.

578
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,750
Isn't it wonderful when we work together?

578
00:42:08,305 --> 00:42:14,600
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