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DANNY ERIN
15 POEMS
Imagine if God
took a
long hard look
at us all
again
and was
disgusted
with what
He saw.
The wars
the torture
the starvation
the greed
the poverty.
Imagine if
He decided,
‘That’s it,
I’m tired of it all,
I’ve had enough.’
Then quietly
committed suicide.
SWIMMING WITH PAEDOPHILES
Some people
like to swim
with dolphins,
the braver ones
like to swim
with sharks
but I’d like to swim
with paedophiles.
I’d take them out
in my boat
to a quiet, calm
part of the ocean,
tie their hands
behind their backs,
strap on
their oxygen tanks,
then tip them
over the side
of the boat.
I’d swim down
with them
to fifty feet
then wrap
anchor chains
round their ankles,
rip off
their oxygen tanks
and watch
as the sick fucks
disappear
into the deep.
NEVER BEEN ALIVE
The Doctor
said to me,
“It’s bad news I’m afraid.
The cancer is worse
than we thought.
You’re going
to die soon.”
I looked at him
and said,
“But Doctor,
how can I die soon
when I’ve never
been alive
in the first place?”
LET’S PRETEND I’M THE DEVIL
The horrors
he inflicts on you
are endless.
I’m sure
many examples
easily spring to mind
so why worship him
on the seventh?
He demands so much
yet the only explanation offered
is some 2000 year old story
about his son being crucified
then some vague rambling
in a book that still causes doubts.
And hey
check that one out,
if he allowed
his only son
to be crucified,
what chance
does a nonentity like you
have of his mercy?
Actually I am the Devil
and I’m coming over
to visit you
in your home,
I’m going to
torture you
six days a week
like your God does,
let’s see if you worship me
on the seventh.
FROZEN LAUGHTER
Every night
I drift off
to sleep
hoping
that I’ll
wake up sane.
Unfortunately
every morning
I wake up
and am
disappointed
yet again.
CHECK THE DISTANCE
No choices left
no ‘Dreams This Way’ signs
narrow road
till this life ends,
you realise
with grim foreboding
you’re headed now
where karma sends.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF
I decided
to make a list
of all the things
I like
about myself
these days,
taking into account
my looks,
personality,
good points,
achievements,
and status.
So here’s
the list :
GOD HAS BEEN SACKED
In an amazing
turn of events today
and in view
of all
the recent
tornadoes, floods
famines and wars,
God has been sacked
as Ruler of Earth.
Looking at
God’s record
over several
million years
and taking
into account
such things as
the fate of the dinosaurs,
the extinction
of other species,
the dangerously
unstable state
of the planet,
all engineered
by God
and also
what mankind
has suffered
from day one,
the Inner Council
of Heaven
has decided
that God
should step down.
He’s received
plenty of warnings
in the past
but none
have had
any effect.
Lucifer
has been appointed
as the new
Ruler of Earth.
After all
how much worse
can he make it?
FROM DAHMER
I will
take you home.
I will
snuff you out.
I will
eat your flesh.
I will
steal your soul.
You are
mine forever.
You will
never leave me.
I am
Dahmer.
MESSAGE TO FAT BASTARDS
I have a message
for all you
obscene fat bastards
out there.
When the new laws
come into force,
you’re all goin
on a special diet.
It goes
like this :
there are no calories
in a fuckin bullet.
You’re all gettin
one each.
Just for
the hell of it,
you’ll be shot
thru the mouth.
Exceptional cases
will be given
a gastric band….
tightened slowly
round the neck.
I WILL TEACH YOU EVIL
You Stalins
you Hitlers
you Saddams
you beginners.
I approve
of your work
so far
but you still
have so much more
to learn.
Come to me
to Lucifer
come to me
and I will really
teach you
Evil.
THERE IS A LIGHT
I have been
stumbling through
this dark tunnel
a long time now.
It’s cold
it’s dark
it’s empty.
Feels like
I’ve been here
forever.
Suddenly
I see
a pinprick
of light
away
in the distance.
My heart lifts
my hope lifts
at last
there is a light
at the end
of the tunnel.
I stumble on
encouraged,
as the light
slowly gets stronger.
I smile
then see
it’s the headlight
of an oncoming train.