Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.

A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

A: The outside.
 Question and answer animal jokes

1) Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

2) Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

A: Too many cheetahs.

3) Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

A: To the retail store.

4) Q: What kind of dog tells time?

A: A watch dog.

5) Q: Why do birds fly South?

A: Because it's too far to walk.

6) Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?

A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

7) Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?

A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

8) Q: What has four legs and an arm?

A: A happy pit bull.

9) Q: Why is a tree like a dog?

A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.

10) Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

11) Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

A: Too many cheetahs.

A: To the retail store.

A: A watch dog.

A: Because it's too far to walk.

A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

A: A happy pit bull.

A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.

A: To get to the other side.

A: Chicken's day off.

1) Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

2) Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

3) Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

4) Q: What kind of dog tells time?

5) Q: Why do birds fly South?

6) Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?

7) Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?

8) Q: What has four legs and an arm?

9) Q: Why is a tree like a dog?

10) Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

11) Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?