Professional Documents
Culture Documents
UNBEARABLE PJs
1. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience
2. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
Because it was a little horse
3. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
30. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a
group?
Just look for the gray hares.
33. Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?
They only permit a-low-ha.
34. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet — I just don't know
y.
35. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
36. I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes
closed!
37. I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a
gram. I was like, 0mg
38. My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?"
He said nothing.
39. Mom texted me to say our Italian restaurant is out of
pasta, and now we’re penneless.
40. We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going
great, but the second floor is another story.
41. I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it
down!
42. My friend couldn't pay his water bill, so I sent him a "get
well soon" card
43. What do you call a line of dads waiting to get haircuts?
The barberqueue!
50. Have you heard about the rumour of butter? Leave it, I
won’t spread it.
55. What did Harry Potter say when he was filling up his
car?
Expensive petroleum (u know, like expecto patronus)
68. To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you
now.
70. To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find
you.
75. If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does
it make you?
An iwitness
81. Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles?
He got over it.
86. Did you hear about the cold and spicy dinner?
It was chili.
98. What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
What a re-leaf.
99. What did the slow tomato say to the others?
Don’t worry; I’ll ketchup
103.How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
104. Did you hear about the clock? It got shushed in the
library for tocking too loud.
108. If the waiter takes too much time to bring your food in a
restaurant, then doesn’t that make you the waiter?
110.Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-
knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.
115.I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and
bigger. Then it hit me.
116.What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left
for work?
Bison.
117. Our wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in
tiers. ( tiers are those levels of cake)
- Smriti Abhinand
These are all the PJs that will make you wanna strangle me.