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Cards - Against - Muggles - Full - Edition PDF
Cards - Against - Muggles - Full - Edition PDF
performing anal on the the immense pain of a being made to come six
Knight Bus werewolf times over
transformation
the difference between finding shit Lily Potter
book Ron Weasley and
movie Ron Weasley
hearing all the cool getting fucked from Dobby spanking Winky
stuff all the other behind by Fenrir with a sock
characters do while Greyback
some teenage wizards
camp out in the forest
for 400 pages
a trophy that is also a Lucius Malfoy's sex Lily Evans cursing your
Portkey appeal genitals
dressing Padfoot in how gorgeous Blaise candies that make you
people clothes Zabini is sick for some reason
basilisks that make you Severus Snape whining forcing children to live
rock hard all the time about the friendzone in cupboards
Daniel Radcliffe's penis the ticking clock of all getting down like a
our limited lives Hippogriff
Felix Felicis Charlie Weasley's arms seven minutes in
heaven with Voldemort
Arthur, Molly, Bill, Ron's rat actually being the sexual tension
Charlie, Percy, Fred, a man between Harry and
George, Ron, and Hermoine
Ginny Weasley
Voldemort hiding your mother's love and your father's love and
underneath my turban affection affection
the entire Gryffindor using an unforgivable Frogspawn
Quidditch team curse for sexual
pleasure gain
a mad eye that can see Molly Weasley Fred and George's
through all cloaks freckly cocks
Salazar Slytherin’s using a Vanishing magically replacing
noble work Cabinet your brother's stuffed
animal with a spider
“There’s no need to call I solemnly swear that I holding onto your wand
me, ‘Sir’ Professor” am up to no good for dear life
Barty Crouch Jr's using the time turner to shipping Luna and
tongue thing go back in time to fuck Neville
yourself
classical Harry Potter betraying your friend to can you stop needing
erotica the Dark Lord people to die for you?
forcing an entire dressing like a filthy Mudblood
species to cook you Muggle
dinner and clean your
linens
Luna’s goblin testicle dressing like a punk firing red sparks into
earrings the air whilst balls deep
in the Triwizard Cup
the shit names Harry waving around a stick Lupin and Tonks’ frigid
gave his kids corpses
Andromeda Tonks Draco Malfoy rolling on Remus Lupin's
the floor heterosexuality
Lucius Malfoy clad in cradling the dead body the actual love triangle
French lingerie of the girl who rejected between Harry, Ron and
you in high school Hermione
the cupboard under the stop staring and kill the inappropriate
stairs fucking Dark Lord, oh Ravenclaws
my God, how are you
not dead yet?
Platform 9 ¾ flying under the a broken Sneakoscope
influence
having an orgy with the pink robes sleeping with all the
entire Slytherin Weird Sisters
Quidditch team
After months of I overdosed on Felix Lucius Malfoy didn't
practicing magic, I Felicis and found realize he had actually
think I’m finally ready ________. given Dobby his
for ________. ________
Harry Potter must not Next from JK Rowling, When Ron got to the
go back to Hogwarts! “Harry Potter and the boggart, he was
He must ________. Order of ________”. surprised to find that it
had taken the shape of
________.
Deep within the bowels The newest mini game Madame Trelawney
of Gringotts, is a vault on Pottermore features sees ________ in your
filled with nothing but ________. future.
________.
PICK 2
Hermione also had a lot When no one is looking Moaning Myrtle moans
of ________ in her Professor McGonagall because of ________.
magic bag. transforms into
________.
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The worst Bertie Bott's ________ is such a No unicorn hair here.
Everyflavor Bean I ever Hufflepuff. My wand has a core
ate tasted like made of ________.
________.
PICK 2
________: bad enough The real reason Nick is It was a real surprise
to give Mad-Eye Moody only ‘nearly headless’ when my Boggart
nightmares. is because he was turned into ________.
________.
PICK 2
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Any wizard in his right Feels like firewhisky, Don’t miss Gilderoy
mind would be tastes like ________. Lockhart’s newest
ashamed of ________. book: ________ and
________.
PICK 2
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Dobby's last word(s) My friend lost his The thing made George
should have been house 75 points for Weasley cry most on
________. ________. his birthday was
________.
If you ask me, ________ They call me the Harry ________ is the new
was the most useless Potter of ________. craze amongst teenage
character in the entire witches these days.
franchise.
________ was part of Even ________ would Ew. No way, not even if
Professor Snape's daily have been a better you were ________.
routine. name than Albus
Severus.
The number one 'awww' Snape died thinking Voldemort's animagus
worthy thing at ________. would be ________.
Hogwarts is ________.
The only way to kill ________ only costs 7 My father will hear
Voldemort is ________. galleons. about ________.
Dumbledore was in love "No need to call me, Tom Riddle's next
with ________. ________ , Professor." Horcrux is ________.
Harry ________ Potter. Hermione ________ Ronald ________
Granger. Weasley.
PICK 2
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My Patronus is J.K. Rowling recently In a peculiar turn of
________. said in an interview she events the new Bertie
regrets that ________ Bott Bean will taste like
and ________ didn't ________.
end up together.
PICK 2
Why do I always win? Harry Potter really likes What's more fun than
I'll tell you why: ________ in bed. ________?
________.
Mad-Eye Moody gets There's a spell for How can you have sex
hot at thoughts of ________. with ________
________. watching?
He just started ________ should be Harry Potter and the
conjuring ________. I legal. Goblet of ________.
thought it was a terrible
idea.
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I got ________ for What am I scared is If I had a Horcrux, I'd
Christmas. hiding under my bed? use ________ as a
________, that's what. vessel.
PICK 2
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I would love to have When Narcissa Malfoy When Bellatrix
dinner with ________. masturbates, she Lestrange masturbates,
thinks about ________. she fantasizes about
________.
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Ah, ________. Just like ________ can kill you, I got this bruise from
Granny used to make. you know. ________.
PICK 2
I actually had sex with There's a spell for Dolores Umbridge has
________ and it was everything, even banned ________.
fine. ________.
PICK 2
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