"Pocahooters" “accidentally” luring “Bigknobs and

your nephew into the Broomsticks”

gorge before causing a
stampede

“Put That Thing Back 100 men splitting apart 23-19! We have a 23-19!
Where It came From, Or ice that is supposedly
So Help Me!”; the “stronger than 100
musical men”

50 feet of hair a big ass fucking a blow job from Celia’s

mouse trap hair snakes
strategically placed
outside Mickey's
Clubhouse
a bunch of Royal dead a chameleon’s tongue a Christmas stocking
guys watching you in your ear full of old Halloween
candy

a conveniently timed a crazy seagull a cunning snake with

storm confidante named crazy-ass eyes
Scuttle

a dance move that’s a dark scary forest a demon llama

just sex
a double ended dildo a fish with a human a fish’s commentary of
fetish a dental extraction

a flubber flesh-light a ghetto style bitch slap a golden shower party

from Tiana with Chi Fu

a grin without a cat a group of casually a grown-ass man crying

racist crows like a bitch at the end of
Toy Story 3
a half goat, half Danny a historically accurate a hookah-smoking
DeVito porn star John Smith caterpillar

a live studio audience a meercat riding a a mermaid with human

warthog into battle legs and a fish head

a naked hairy beast a naked man a pair of racist Siamese

cats
a piñata full of circus a pirate’s life a potion that makes you
bugs shrink

a princess with a 0.7 a pyromaniac monkey a rabbit hole

waist to hip ratio

a Robin Hood furry a royal gangbang a sassy talking parrot

costume
a sexually transmitted a street rat pretending a theme song guy in a
disease to be a Prince cake

a thing-a-ma-bob a threesome a very pleasant crunch

a weird reindeer kink a wild jungle man with Abu

no body hair
accidental death by accidentally adding the accidentally purchasing
auto-erotic antidote to your batch Cards Against Disney
asphyxiation of poison apples for your three-year-old

accidentally strangling achin’ for some bacon actually trying to paint

yourself with vines with all the colours of
the wind

ageing Mouseketeers Al from Al’s Toy Barn’s Aladdin being denied

imaginary friend, who entry to the USA due to
likes to watch the travel ban
Aladdin’s fucking Aladdin’s magic carpet Aladdin’s MC Hammer
deadbeat thief of a pants
Father

Alan Menken in a cage aliens kidnapping your all the masturbating

being forced to pump sister and finger- Rapunzel did while
out musical show blasting her Mother Gothel was
stoppers for 20 years away

all the piranhas in allowing vermin to help Amelia Mignonette

Africa with the housework Thermopolis Renaldi
an abominable an average sized penis an awkward handshake
snowman named between Lumiere and
Harold Olaf

an eerily unified group an emergency an idealistic young rat

of wild animals bathroom break with serious talent in
governed by a beloved the kitchen
carnivorous monarch

an ugly ass dress made Andy’s Mum’s secret angry hate sex with
by mice with good cocaine stash Grumpy
intentions
another damn hidden anti-Semitism Ariel’s fishy queefing
Mickey

Ariel’s trail of fishy poo Ariel's struggle to as wet as a warthog’s

remember which backside
animals are her friends
and which are her bra

asking for sons but asking the Matchmaker attaching strings to a

getting daughters from Mulan if she is cat and trying to pass it
instead pregnant off as a puppet
Baloo cross-dressing Bambi II; The Oedipus Bambi steaks
for King Louie Complex

Bambi’s dead mother Bashful’s horse sized Beast using Fifi the
penis feather duster as a butt-
plug

being a motherfucking being abducted by being as mysterious as

all-powerful sorcerer Peter Pan the dark side of the
and genie moon
being as swift as a being crushed by being diagnosed with
coursing river Dumbo’s fat ass whatever the hell was
wrong with Cruella de
Vil

being insanely relieved being sexually attracted being so sexually

that no other lady in the to a cartoon character frustrated that you start
Kingdom wears the a religious persecution
same size shoe as you

being the spawn of Belle trying to have sex Belle’s restraining order
Flick, the loser with Beast, but he only preventing the Beast
wants to cuddle from cumming within
fifty feet of her
Belle’s unquestioning bequeathing your entire Berlioz
obedience estate to your cats

Bert hitting on Mary bestiality bewitching good looks

Poppins

blazing that shit up with Booty and The Beast boring vaginal sex with
Daisy Duck a Disney Princess
both of your parents building a buying a dog that might
drowning in a motherfucking be a koala
shipwreck snowman

Buzz Lightyear’s astro Buzz using his cactus-butt

blasters detached arm to give
Woody a reach-around

calling it Squishy and Captain Barbossa Captain Hook stabbing

claiming it as your own a Mermaid with his
hook
castrating the challenging the little Chef Louis’ Sebastian
Dalmatians for bastard kicking your salad
aesthetic reasons movie seat to a duel

Chi-Fu’s limp noodle Chip’s first time tea- Christopher Robin

bagging

chronologically Cinderella gagging climbing Li Shang’s

inaccurate attire when she gets to the pole
“ball”
Clopin Trouillefou Codfish Cogsworth

Cruella de Vil’s tailor cumming six times in a cursing the King’s

row daughter because you
weren’t invited to the
party

cutting your hair with a Daisy Duck dancing with a jar of

sword dirt
Davy Crockett; King of debating whether or not delays in the
the wild frontier to marry Kocoum production of Finding
Dory due to overfishing

Demi Lovato descending from on Dick van Dyke

high to mingle with the
commoners

Dick van Dyke’s dickslapping Doc giving the other

penguin impression dwarves overly
enthusiastic prostate
exams
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Donald Dick Doofenschmirtz Evil
Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful Incorporated
& Sneezy

Dopey's addiction to Dory; the lesbian fish Dory’s “blue tang”

sniffing glue

dressing as a Drizella dropping the same

concubine to defeat the amount of acid as the
Huns animators of Alice in
Wonderland
Dumbo giving an "ear dying dramatically eating a Zebra
job"

eating apples from a eating four dozen eggs Elsa and Anna
stranger every morning to help “snowballing”
you get large

Elsa giving a frosty Elsa giving an ice pick Elsa squirting ice
handjob lobotomy cubes
Elsa’s ice dick Elsa’s menstrual rage Elton John humping a
lion

Emma Watson’s Esmeralda face fucking

fucking hot intelligence

face-planting into Fairy Godmother faking a disability to cut

elephant shit the queues at
Disneyland
falling for the girl you farting just to teach feeding Pudge tuna
"made a man out of" Pocahontas the true
just days earlier meaning of “colours of
the wind”

finally letting go of ‘Let finding handcuffs, duct finding out that

it Go’ tape and a ball gag in Hercules is a power
Mary Poppin’s carpet bottom from his Grindr
bag profile

finding out the hard fingering fireworks

way where Wreck-It
Ralph got his name
Flounder Flynn Rider Flynn Rider’s delicious
asshole

four fingers French tickles from Fifi Frollo’s unnerving

the feather duster desire to bone a Gypsy

fucking in the back of fucking selfish seagulls fucking the Chief’s

Herbie the Love Bug daughter
gadgets and gizmos Gaston in ass-less Gaston’s décor
chaps

Gaston’s hairy chest Gaston’s incredibly Genie Jafar’s almighty

thick dick penis

Genie’s slow motion Genie's blue balls Gepetto

penile helicoptering
Geppetto explaining his Geppetto performing getting a "rim" job from
anal splinters to his vaginal ventriloquism Lightning McQueen
doctor

getting a smack with getting a well-deserved getting fingered by

the ‘gator shovel scratch while trying to Captain Hook
play “Lion King” with
your cat

getting freaky on a getting gangbanged by getting high while

Friday the lost boys smashing Minnie,
“mouse style”
getting Sebastian the getting too old for this getting your lions
crab stuck in your shit crossed
vagina

giving Lilo stitches giving Mother Gothel a glassing someone with

sympathy fuck your slipper

going from zero to hero going into the business Goofy

of defeating the Huns
Goofy’s glorious penis Goofy’s occasional Googling “Mulan’s
suppositories of grandmother nude”
wisdom

Governor Ratcliffe graphic violence, adult grievous bodily harm

language and some
sexual content

gumbo flavoured lube Gus Gus Hades' anger issues

Hakuna Matata, handling Jason Segal’s Hanna Montana taking
motherfuckers! “Muppet” a big black cock

Happy’s happiness hate sex with a Gypsy having Hades as your

explained by his sassy gay friend
unhealthy pot addiction

having no worries for having the force of a having the strength of a

the rest of your days great typhoon raging fire
having to go all the way Hercules doing push- hiding inside Mary
to work on a Saturday! ups with his penis Poppins’ carpet bag for
shits and gigs

High School Musical Hilary Duff historical revisionism

honey, I shrunk your Huey, Dewey and Louie I can’t believe it’s not
tits! Disney!
Iago's ballsack indecent exposure at Indiana Jones’ gigantic
the movie theatre ball

ingrown pubic hair Jafar’s phenomenal James P. Sullivan’s

cosmic power hairy hands
compensating for his
own impotence

Japanese Ariel fin soup Jayne and Tarzan’s wild Jessica Rabbit’s
jungle sex adventures exposed vagina
Jiminy Dickit John Smith John Smith introducing
Pocahontas to "white
meat"

joining the mile-high Kenai; the dickhead Kentucky Fried Meerkat

club with Carl bear guy
Fredrickson

killing 101 puppies in King Triton’s salty kissing a frog because

the name of fashion surprise he asked nicely
kissing a random Kocoum’s bulging Kovu; the sexiest
corpse you found in the biceps motherfucking lion
woods

Kovu's bleached Kristoff and Sven’s Kronk pulling all the

asshole rape shack right levers

Kronk’s boner Kronk’s theme music Kuzco motherfucking

concealing tent topia
laughing hysterically at leaving a large dog at letting your daughter
the end of Old Yeller home with your kids have a pet tiger, then
and calling it a Nanny telling her it’s too
dangerous to go
outside

Li Shang’s accidental Li Shang’s micropenis Li Shang’s super

vasectomy uncomfortable first time
with Mulan

licking Crème a la Lightning McQueen’s Lilo & Stitch

crème a la Edgar off a fuel port
pair of tits
losing your voice and Lumiere lying about "feeling the
winning over a Prince love tonight" just to get
with just your legs laid

Mad Hatter Maid Marian making movies based

on stories that are in
the public domain

making Pinocchio lie Maleficent Marie

while he’s eating you
out
Marlen’s dead wife marrying a man you Mary Poppins;
just met practically perfect in
every way (except for
the syphilis)

masterbating masturbating and Maui’s shapeshifting

accidentally frosting dick
your cat

Megara; the original fag Merida Mickey Mouse

hag Whorehouse
Mickey owning a dog, Mike and Sully making Miley Cyrus
while also being friends a suicide pact
with a walking, talking
dog

Miley Cyrus’ famous Minnie Mouse’s hairy Minnie’s surprisingly

anus black nipples deep sex groans

Miss-gendering Peter Moana’s desperate Moana’s moaning

Pan need to get wet
motorboating Sleeping movie theatre handjobs Mrs Nesbitt
Beauty to death

Mrs Potts giving a Mufasa finally leaving Mufasa’s death scene

"steam job" Sarabi and moving into
Rafiki’s tree just until
he gets back on his feet

Mufasa’s mighty mating Mufasa’s rotting Mulan yelling “girl

call carcass power!” and doing a
high kick
Mulan’s hairy armpits Mulan’s penis-like Mulan’s secret anal sex
clitoris fetish

Mulan's Grandmother multiple orgasms my spinach puffs!

giving a gummy blow
job

Nala’s bedroom eyes naming your other leg navigating your way
through the African
jungle wearing a yellow
floor length gown and
heels
Nemo finding himself Nemo sushi Nemo’s Mother and
siblings being
murdered

never wanting to see a not being mad, just not knowing what “Je
naked man ever again disappointed ne sais quoi” means,
even though you’re
French

Olaf with a huge black Olaf’s impaled body one of the seven
dick dwarves in a condom
organising the wedding overpriced crap P. Sherman 42 Wallaby
before you have even way Sydney
proposed

Pacha Pascal Pegasus

people automatically Perdita period blood on

assuming you’re a girl Cinderella’s blue dress
just because you’re a
ladybug
Pete’s cum-breathing Peter Pan’s extremely Phil Collins
dragon tight tights

Piglets pink pussy Pinocchio’s nose playing Cards Against

Disney

Pleasure Island Pluto poaching Dumbo for

ivory
Pocahontas taking a Pongo Pooh's psychotic rage
Tomahawk to John while suffering honey
Smith’s head withdrawals

pornographic remakes pounding Pocahontas pretending to be a man

of Disney movies

Prince Charming’s Prince Eric’s fish fetish Prince Philip

creepy foot fetish
Princess Aurora Princess Aurora Princess Jasmine
working a stripper pole

Princess Jasmine’s Princess Kida’s hairy Princess Tiana; Prince

boobs bouncing in white snatch Naveen’s dishwasher
slow motion

Princess Tiana’s junk in Princess Tiarna's beef pulling the stuffing out
the trunk curtains of Pooh and yelling
“take it bitch!”
pulling the wrong lever Pumbaa wearing a tiny Pumbaa’s definition of
raincoat and booties “babysitting”

punching a man to say Quasimodo having to Quasimodo’s firm grip

hello and then slapping wrap his huge penis and surprisingly soft
him on the behind around and disguise it hands
as a “hump”

Quasimodo’s private que pasa? Rafiki’s lit ass

time with his “bells”
Randy Newman Rapunzel’s solo sex Rapunzel’s surprisingly
tape with an apple pie tidy pubes
and her hair brush

Raven’s Home; starring realising that when you returning from

Raven Simone wish upon a star, it's Neverland to find that
probably already dead; your girlfriend is old as
just like your dreams fuck, so you marry her
Granddaughter instead

riding Donald Duck like roasting Pumbaa on a Robin Hood’s hood

a cowboy fire for a hunk of fat and
juicy meat
Robin Williams Ron Stoppable petting Roo’s Mummy issues
his naked mole-rat in
public

rough, angry sex Rufio! Rufio! Rufio! Sally the Ragdoll

literally ripping off her
tits

saving all of China saying "fuck it" and Scar

flying your house out of
there
scoring dope off Crush Scrooge McDuck Sebastian’s mood
music

seeing an eerily well seeing your village Selena Gomez

timed TV commercial burn down before your
that triggers an eyes
existential crisis and
marks your debut of
Mrs Nesbitt

serving up Piglet, halal setting your tiger onto seven little men who
style a potential suitor share a bedroom
sex noises so loud they sexy role play Shan Yu
hear you in the castle
next door

sharing the same shark bait OO HA HA! Shere Khan

strand of spaghetti with
your snooty, socialite
dog

shooting down another showing that bitch a Sid; the happy child
fucking "Wendy" bird “whole new world”
Simba and Zira, beefin’ simultaneous diarrhea Sleeping Beauty’s date
over turf and vomiting while rape drug of choice
riding the teacups at
Disneyland

slimy yet satisfying slipping Disney Dollars slurping down the

into Cinderella’s thong really slimy ones

smacking someone Smee’s sexual fantasy smiling because all of

upside the head when featuring Captain Hook China knows you’re
they say that Cinderella as a mermaid here
turned back into a
pumpkin, when
everyone knows full
well that it was her
carriage
smoking blunts with sneaking into the Scare sneaking onto the set
Pinocchio Simulator to see if the of 101 Dalmatians with
robot has hands that peanut butter on your
feel just like a real boy balls

snorting crack off snorting lines like Snow White

Mickey Mouse’s cock Dumbo

Snow White; because so much adult solving problems with

no one would have innuendo that it’s violence
liked her as "Snow basically porn
Black"
Splash Mountain spontaneously squeezing out a fart big
breaking into song enough to clear the
Savannah

squelchy sex with STAMPEDE! statistically validated

James’ giant peach stereotypes

Stockholm syndrome Street Savoir Faire strong female

characters
supercalafragilisticexpi Sven mistaking sword fighting a horse
alidocious Kristoff’s dick for a with a frying-pan
carrot

taking happy snaps of talking animals Tarzan’s awkward first

fat tourists sexual encounter with a
gorilla

taxidermy telling some guy to “be telling your Fairy

our guest” and then Godmother to bibity-
needing to buy a bobbity-back the fuck
pregnancy test up
terrible parenting that little bitch Darla that stupid bitch Aunt
Sarah from Lady and
the Tramp

the "Bra" episide of the awkward moment the bare necessities

Lizzie McGuire when you see Mickey’s
“mini”

the bloody corpse of a the burning desire the butt plug that is
baboon who tried to that’s driving you to sin Eeyore's tail
baptise a lion
the Cave of Wonders; the claaaaaaaaw the copious amount of
also known as Jafar’s lube needed to have
rape dungeon sex with Grandmother
Willow

the creepy black “Free the dangers of women the destructive

Candy” van in Cars reading dom/sub relationship
between Cinderella and
her Stepmother

the diamond in the the Disney Princesses the drug addled

rough; also known as secret club for drug aftermath of Disney
Aladdin’s arsehole fuelled orgies child actors
the erotic adventures of the extinction of the the frozen head of Walt
Pinocchio cast of The Lion King Disney attached to the
due to poaching body of a mechanical
spider

the ghost of Mufasa the grey stuff; (it’s the highest amount of
judging you from the delicious!) sexual pleasure
heavens possible

the hooker toy in Sid’s The Hunchback of the indestructible

room Notredame; also known Mushu
as “nice guys finish
last”
the King of Fools The Lion King 1 ½ the little cream filled
kind

the Matchmaker’s the Nazi episode of the occupational health

glorious ink moustache Donald Duck and safety nightmare
that is Elsa’s castle

the overbearing fishy the penis on the VHS The poison. The poison
smell of Ariel’s vagina cover of The Little for Kuzco. The poison
Mermaid chosen especially to kill
Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.
the Queen of Heart’s the same mistake, twice the seven dwarfs
heart shaped pubes spending all their
riches on "high hoes"

the sexual tension the shallow end of the the shit that comes out
between Gaston and gene pool of Donald Duck’s mouth
LeFou

the surgeon who the terrible thing about the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
performed Ursula’s sex Tiggers Tiki room
change operation
the vibrating toy's in the walking, talking thinking you heard the
Andy’s Mum’s bedside innuendo that is Woody wolf cry to the blue
table (also called corn moon, then
"Buzz" and "Woody") realising you were just
trippin'

Thomas O’Malley the throwing off the throwing yourself

alley cat getting fresh Emperor’s groove dramatically onto the
with your Mother nearest bed

Thumper Tiana; the token black Tick Toc Croc

Princess
Tiger Lily Timon and Pumbaa Timon and Pumbaa
awkwardly spooning

Tinker Bell Tinker Bell’s cunty-ass Tinker Bell’s tiny titties

attitude

Tom Hanks repeatedly topsy-turvey day totally dope turtles

saying the word festivities whacked out on turtle
“moist” weed
Toulouse toxic warthog farts Tramp

tripping Dopey over troll cum true love’s kiss

just for fun

turning Kuzco into a two dwarves with two hilarious Canadian

flea, a harmless little impossibly tangled moose
flea beards
two midgets shitting unreasonably laying Ursula’s cankles
into a glass slipper claim over everything
the light touches

Ursula’s complications Ursula’s tentacle porn using a dinglehopper

from Type 2 Diabetes video for your hair

using Bambi’s tears as using Malificent’s horns using Sebastian the

lubricant as a dildo, against your crab’s pincers as nipple
will clamps
using your status as vaginal burns from violently murdering
Emperor to destroy a Lumiere Princess Anna after she
whole village so you trashes your ride like a
can build yourself a lit dumb bitch
pool house

waking Sleeping Walt Disney’s Fucktasia Walt Disney’s

Beauty with a true loves uncircumcised penis
dick

wanting so much more watching The Lion King watching the new
than this provincial life in the nude Beauty and the Beast
movie and realising you
might be into bestiality
wearing a sailors shirt wearing a skanky Snow Wendy
but no pants White dress to your
little sister’s costume
party

Wendy out-staying her what ever happened to when Aladdin promises

welcome in the nursery Huey, Dewy and Louie’s to show you a "whole
parents new world", but won't
even go down on you

when Ariel licked a when the cold does Winnie the Pooh’s
sailor because she kind of bother you honey flavoured jizz
misunderstood Prince
Eric when he asked if
she had ever tasted
“semen”
wishing Ed the Hyena wondering if Ariel’s new Woody’s Roundup
would just shut the fuck carpet matches her
up drapes

Wreck-It Ralphs almost Yao; King of the rock Yoo-hoo! Big summer
rape like tendencies blow out

Yzma’s fucking scary Zac Efron Zazu’s lovely bunch of

beyond all reason coconuts
vagina
Zeus’ sexual appetite