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Hodor
Blood diamonds
A black hole
A wife
best card
Dial-up internet.
Dividing by zero.
iPhone 6
GoPro
Mounted camera
BOOM!
Dog-meat burrito
Farting in an elevator
"Get in my belly!"
Dick Chenney's
shotgun skills
Sexual Harassment
Panda
Running backwards
through a cornfield
Japanese schoolgirl.
White trash
Pity sex
Lady Gaga's
boyfriend
Paying a hobo to
spoon with you.
Romance zombie
book
Dancing camel
Over 9000!!!
Scumbag Steve
Emma Watson
Becoming a pokemon
master
A midget with a
learning disability.
a banana hammock.
2048
Naked yoga.
Road rage.
Smoothies!
Smoothies!
Smoothies!
James Camerons
ego.
Porn stars
Parking like an
asshole
Aggresive Legolas
hair flips.
House party at
Gollum's
Science bitch.
Hannibal home-made
food.
Worst superhero
award.
Vladimir Putin
Your face
Hot-dog stand
Because I killed
Jenny!
Bearded Austrian
drag act Conchita
triumphs
Grady's Mustache
Used second-hand
adult diapers.
Peeing in two
directions due to dried
semen.
A statue of Santa
Claus that takes up
12% of an apartment.
A bergina.
Disastrously
misunderstanding the
purpose of a whale's
blowhole.
Watching porn
because the porn
stars look like your
real-life friends.
POGS!
Free wifi.
TADA!!!
Mom's spaghetti.
Slurping!
A career ending
blowjob.
Passive-aggressive
spaghetti.
Blank.
Ke$ha.
Benjamin Franklin
Time Traveller
A giant`s toe.
Flying Spaghetti
Monster.
Dragonborn.
Bologna nipples
Having a rockin
awesome ginger
beard!
Metaphor.
Hunting Demons.
Misha Collins
Supernatural.
A 1967 Chevrolet
Impala
Dean Winchester.
Sam Winchester.
Internet Fangirls.
shitting glitter.
Losing a pastie on
stage.
Sailor Poon.
Tyrion Lannister's
pimp cup.
Loras Tyrell's
fabulous hair.
A reverse mermaid.
Bill Nye
Nice Guys of
OKCupid.
Ygritte's firecrotch.
slut-shaming.
rape culture.
My Short Skirt.
vaguebooking.
Accidentally Googling
"blue waffle"
Vaginal Hubris
Highschool of the
dead
A photoshop miracle
The prophecy
Standing in sort of
sun-god robes with a
thousand naked
women screaming
and throwing little
pickles at you.
Ral Esparza
Projectile childbirth
Cintia Dicker.
A Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Issue in mint
condition, except for
the sticky pages.
Liam Hemsworth
Channing Tatum.
Scarlett Johansson.
Whispering "Hail
Hydra" into his ear
and watching him
shudder in ecstasy.
Double or nothing
Will Smith's
horrendous kids.
A Shirley Temple
made from the
remains of the actual
Shirley Temple.
Ninja Cat
Pretending to be a
heterosexual.
A Colombian necktie.
Homophobia.
Toeing
Masturbating furiously
to the goriest episode
of Attack on Titan.
Keistering a midget so
you can pass your
drug test.
Fantasizing about
your 56 year old
teacher in class and
having an orgasm.
Having an intense
fear of being raped by
muppets.
Child Inebriation.
TITANS ARE MY
TRIGGER!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
A ShamWow.
A sexually-managed
piece of software.
Craig referring to
somebody by their
first name.
A seductive panda
with a mustache.
Obviously phony
compliments.
High functioning
sociopath with your
number
Skyrim.
Monkey tits.
Smoking at High
School.
A dentist making
conversation with their
hand in your mouth.
Potato blight.
60,000 bees.
British YouTubers.
Ubisoft's fear of
animating women.
A stale dorito.
Anime fanservice.
Falling asleep in an
insomniac support
group.
A weeaboo speaking
broken Japanese.
Fog of war
A stereotypical white
girl Instagramming a
picture of her
Starbucks.
Three consecutive
seconds of happiness.
Michael Bay
explosions.
A handsome,well
educated black man.
"Asshole of the
Month" in the Asshole
of the Month Club.
A railroad spike
drenched in menstrual
blood.
A singing Idina
Menzel real doll.
Vodka diet
Billy Mays
Canada's navy.
George Takei
Wiping boogers on
someone's clothes
when they're not
looking.
A stripper.
One Direction.
AMERICA!
Disembowelment.
Trolling Craigslist to
get laid.
Singing showtunes
with your
gynecologist.