How to make your own

Cards Against Humanity:

Family Edition
Download this PDF and print it at home. You can
use regular white paper, or heavy white cardstock
if you have any.

The cards are black and white, so don’t worry if

you don’t have a color printer.

Cut the cards along the lines using scissors or an

ancient katana. The more precisely you cut the
cards, the easier they’ll be to handle later. If you
use a katana, we recommend the traditional
jōge-suburi overhead strike.

You're done!
Cards Against Humanity:
Family Edition Rules
Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition is a fill-in-the-blank party game. Each
round, one player asks the group a question from a black card, and then everyone
answers it with their funniest white card.
To start the game, everyone should wash their hands with soap for 20 seconds and
then take ten white cards. The player who most recently pooped begins as the
Card Czar and draws a black card.
The Card Czar reads the black card out loud. Everyone else then answers the
question (or fills in the blank) by passing one white card, face down, to the Card Czar.

The Card Czar then shuffles all the white cards and re-reads the black card out loud
with each one. Finally, the Card Czar picks the funniest combination, and whoever
played it gets one point.
After the round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and everyone draws a new
white card to replace the one they just played.
When you’re done playing, tell your parents how much you loved Cards Against
Humanity: Family Edition — available this fall at participating Target locations for the
unbeatable price of $25!
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attention. I will theaters this Captain what my mom’s
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dance to the . plenty of CHUNGO LOVE
next level? for now. .

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could escape from coming through! Adventures of wonderful wizard
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in there.

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Sensei Todd. better than a SICK. CHUNGO Old Jim?
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teach you how to and ANYMORE.
defend yourself sandwich.
against .

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show our devotion come pick me up! as you can. You “Mr. .”
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It’s BUNGO: God, indivisible, . Peter Parker.
The Game of with liberty and I was bitten by a
. radioactive spider,
for all. and now I’m
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to tell me and my It’s SCARY. I enjoy This is Principal
Butthead. Please
twin apart is that It’s ! together. remember that we do
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on my cheek and in the hallway.
she’s . Thank you.

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we have here! that Benjamin gentlemen, Batman vs.
I have discovered
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smells like something new return in “No Time air was filled with
. this week. It’s for .” change. Things
called “ .” were different,
for Emily was now
.

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here. They want want to tell all my we’ve run out of bookstores:
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it DOES get better.

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come from? of you little turds the best sleepover Sam. All you care
is responsible for ever. Once Mom about is _ .
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bed, it’s time for
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They may be bigger. All the cool kids St. Mungo, the don’t play with
They may be faster.
But we’ve got a
are doin’ it. patron saint of dolls anymore.
secret weapon: Wanna try . We’re into
. ?
now.

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not let Arrest this man! my favorite t-shirt,
tear this family accident. He’s . the one that says
apart! “I heart _ .”
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what came out of sleepover, I must with spaghetti.
inform you: toys bore
my butt? me, and I don’t care
for sweets. I prefer
.

Isn’t this great, Hey, check out my Idiots. Slowly turning

honey? Just you, band! We’re called into cheese.
me, the kids, and “Rage Against
. .”

? ME HUNGRY. The garbage man. Getting married.

No. ME WANT .

Next from J.K. Come with me, Eating a whole roll Peer pressure.
Rowling: Harry and I will show of toilet paper.
Potter and the you a world of
Chamber of .
.

Whoa there, Joey, look out Using my butt as Crab-walking

partner! Looks like behind you! a microwave. from the toilet
It’s _ ! to get more
spooked my horse. toilet paper.
Mashing a Saving up my Coffee. Diarrhea.
banana into your boogers for
belly button. ten years and
then building
the world’s
largest booger.

Falling in love. Drinking gasoline My father, who is Not wearing

to see what it a walrus. pants.
tastes like.

The dentist. The baby. Old Jim’s Steamy Boys.

Butt Sauce.

Beautiful grandma. Running away Nunchucks. Bench pressing

from home. a horse.

Stuffing my Mayonnaise. Pee-pee. Obama.

underwear
with pancakes.
BULBASAUR. How much wood The oppressive Big butt cheeks
a woodchuck system of filled with poop.
would chuck if a capitalism.
woodchuck could
chuck wood.

Crying in the One tough mama. Spending Chungo, the

bathroom. my parents’ talking gorilla.
hard-earned
money.

Biting a rich Chest hair. The bus driver. Going bald.

person.

Putting my butt Drinking a whole Sacrificing Peeing in the cat’s

on stuff. bottle of ranch. Uncle Tim. litter box.

Murdering. Butts of all shapes A whole thing of Freeing a fart from

and sizes. cottage cheese. its butt prison.
Butt surgery. Getting stuck in Supreme Court The Underground
the toilet. Justice Ruth Bader Railroad.
Ginsburg.

A doll that pees John Wilkes Booth. Love. Knives.

real pee!

Satan. Jesus. Putting my brain Unleashing a hell

into the body of demon that will
a tiger. destroy our world.

Abraham Lincoln. Thick, nasty burps. Having a really Getting drunk.

big head.

Screaming into a Batman. Cheeto fingers. Elegant party hats.

can of Pringles.
Climbing into a Whatever dad Sitting on a cake. Overthrowing
cow’s butt. does at work. the government.

Butthole. Stuff. Pork. Shoplifting.

Gluing my butt Respecting Barfing into a The huge,

cheeks together. personal popcorn bucket. stupid moon.
boundaries.

Dump cake. Principal Butthead. My girlfriend, Drinking out of

who goes to the toilet and
another school. eating garbage.

Farting a lot today. SILENCE! Getting a Getting shot out

skull tattoo. of a cannon.
Sharks. The Russians. Shaving Dad’s A hot air balloon
back. powered by
fart gas.

Getting slapped Cigarettes. Water. Boogers.

with a fish.

Baby Yoda. Dancing with A big, and I mean Dreaming

my son. BIG turtle. about boys.

Mowing the Chugging a gallon Beer. Thousands

stupid lawn. of milk and then of lasagna.
vomiting a gallon
of milk.

Person milk. Having many Rated-R stuff. Most of a horse.

husbands.
The British. Tossed salads and Old people. Blasting farts in
scrambled eggs. the powder room.

The beautiful Dwayne A butt that eats A dead body.

potato. “The Rock” underwear.
Johnson.

Climate change. Failure. Hogs. Throwing up

double peace
signs with
my besties at
Starbucks.

An old, dirty cat The terrible winter The government. The way grandpa
with bad breath. of 1609. smells.

Greta Thunberg. Dad’s meatloaf. Living in the Feasting upon

dumpster. human flesh.
A big sad dragon Butt hair. Licking a used Mom’s butt.
with no friends. bandaid.

Only beans. Covering myself Naked people. A baby boomer.

with ketchup and
mustard because
I am hot dog.

A baby with a The first female Moving to Ohio. Fat stacks of cash.
full mustache. President of the
United States
of America.

Mom’s new Getting a Getting kicked in Voldemort.

haircut. girlfriend. the nuts.

Big, juicy pimples. A turd that just Josh. Beyoncé.

won’t flush.
Questioning Using balloons A bird pooping 14 cheeseburgers,
authority. as boobies. on the president’s 6 large fries, and a
head. medium Sprite.

This stupid game. A scoop of tuna. China. Swords.

A poop as big Punching Burning books. Making out in

as Mom. everyone. a closet.

My annoying Teeny, tiny turds. Illegal drugs. Being super

sister. serious right now.

The whole family. Chunks. Grandma panties. Many wolves.

Shutting up. Cat pee. Having no friends. The entire state
of Texas.

Giggling Ariana Grande. Putting an apple in Getting sucked

and farting a little boy’s mouth into a jet engine.
and slurping and roasting him
milkshakes. for dinner.

My parents. A dead whale. Sitting on Space lasers.

the toilet and
going poop.

Never showering. Politics. Kevin’s mom. Getting run over

by a train.

Sniffing a A fake kid made An owl that My big donkey

dog’s butt. out of wood. hates you. brother.
Balls. The sweet Getting scalded Being French,
honking of in the face with hoh-hoh-hoh!
Karen’s bassoon. hot beans.

This goat, who is Rich people Smelling like Pooping barf

my friend. onions. forever.

Being adopted. The old man with Seymour Butts. Boobies.

the rake who lives
down the dark and
winding road.

Locking Mother in Fortnite. Farting and Being famous

the pantry. walking away. on YouTube.

Going around Racism, sexism, Legs. Big, slappy hands.

sniffing people’s and homophobia.
armpits.
The gluteus One weird lookin’ Punching a guy Having a baby.
maximus. toe. through a wall.

Getting naked. A planet-devouring Evil. A super angry cat

space worm I found outside.
named “Rachel.”

Forgetting to put Getting my Poo-poo. Becoming taller

on underwear. ponytail stuck and stronger
in my butt. than Father.

Teaching a Blossoming into Doing karate. Twerking.

chicken to kill. a beautiful
young man.

Becoming the Happy daddies Hurting people’s A Republican.

president. with happy feelings.
sandals.
JoJo Siwa. Blasting my One long hair A nice, warm
math teacher growing out of glass of pee.
into the sun. a mole.

Bursting into The babysitter. My future My sister’s stupid

flames. husband. boyfriend.

Coming back from Having to pee Feminism. Spider-Man.

the dead. so bad.

A screaming Pooping on the Big Mississippi Mom’s friend,

soccer dad. neighbor’s lawn. boys. Donna.

Glen’s fabulous Fake news. Nothing. Your face.

body.
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Going night night. Taking a dump in Building a ladder A bear.

the pool. of hot dogs to
the moon.

A Democrat. The middle finger. A long, hot pee. Trying to catch

that dang raccoon.

An order of A naked lady in Harry Potter. Tongue kissing.

mozzarella sticks. a painting.

A bunch of dead Grandpa. A flamethrower. Blowing up

squirrels on a the Moon.
trampoline.
Girls. A hug. Lighting stuff The way I feel
on fire. when I see Kyle.

Having no bones. Living in a Running full speed Kissing mom on

pineapple under into a wall. the lips.
the sea.

Going beast Nipples. A corn dog. Some freakin’

mode. privacy.

Social media. Triangles. A hundred Big Randy.

screaming
monkeys.

Going to Hell. Father’s forbidden A black hole. The octopus stuck

chocolates. to my face.
Wiping my butt. Complaining. Soup. Garbage.

Your mom! Literally ruining Stealing people’s Turning 40.

my life. money and going
to jail.

Hot, fresh Death. Ham. The loose skin at

doodies. the joint of the
elbow known as
“the weenus.”

Eating a baby. Peeing into Bad parenting. Trees.

everyone’s mouth.

Lice. Pizza. Cavities. Flushing myself

down the toilet.
A gerbil named Me, your dad. Famous peanut Dad’s famous
“Gerbil.” scientist George poops.
Washington
Carver.

A pregnant Uncle Bob. A wise, old woman Screaming and

person. with no teeth and screaming and
cloudy eyes. never waking up.

Finger teeth. The divorce. Aunt Linda. Total crap.

Huge pants. Dying of old age. An invisible giant Getting crushed

who takes giant, by a piano.
visible poops.

Slapping that butt. Eating toenail The police. The president.

clippings.
Huge, hairy men. Horrible allergies. My annoying Martin Luther
brother. King Jr.

A long, long snake. Flamin’ Hot A killer clown. Me.

Cheetos.

You. Bleeding. A cowboy who is Poseidon, Lord of

half boy, half cow. the Sea.

Farting, barfing, Shrek. Squirty cheese. Playing trumpet

and passing out. for the mayor.

Fire farts. Floating through Screaming the The wettest fart

the void of space F-word. you ever heard.
and time.