Wild Wild West

Newsletter Jan 26
Volume 1, Issue 4

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 Yearling WW

 President’s Day YUKS HAVE UGLY DATES, CORPS SAYS

Our Question: Here at the Point, with with crudely designed But many claim the
every January comes cold posters. Initial reports are inflated scale has little
Who is the biggest weather and Class alarming, however, as value.
CREEPER in C-4? Weekends. And with the 2012 may be setting a
“Whatever, gurl. You still
success of last weekend’s record low.
know what that 9.3
500th Night, everyone is
Your Answers: ”What do you expect? I’m means,” PVT Dugan said.
looking to the class of
desperate,” CPL Hopkins
Firstie: Nugent 2012 to see what Yearling “To be fair, it’s not like our
said.
Winter Weekend is all guys have much going for
Cow: Griff
about. “Yeah it came down from them, either” SFC Sorrell
Yuk: Ross-Walsh higher that Plebes will said.
“Let’s be honest. YWW is
have to use an adjusted
Plebe: Simmons about one thing. Gettin’ it,” Gray goggles aside, this
rating scale this year. So
CPL Snukis said. weekend could give a
instead of an 8 out of 10,
brand new meaning to the
Kabiri’s Kallout of A rite of passage for every dates get a 9.8 out of 10.
phrase “lowering-the-
the Week: member of the 4th class, This way, everyone is
standard.
Plebes are tasked with happy,” SFC Sorrell said.
“Hey Tubbs, maybe you
rating dates, who are
should stop dating a
visiting for the weekend,
junior in high school
and start doing
Arms’n’Abs”
Cowboy of the Week: SGT GOMBER
Two things that rarely go For some slugs, the 4 mile
Cowboy
Double Take: together, slug life and PT, jog was light and easy.
have found a new Many were prepared for File Photo. From YWW 2009.
Walkin’ the Green Mile… matchmaker in C4’s new more and claimed the Many Yuks are still desperately
trying to find a date.
PDS (and newest Cowboy UTT was too easy.
of the Week), SGT John
However, one of C-4’s
Gomber.
most physically fit plebes ways than one. Instead
Here at WWW, we love disagreed. of actually working out,
innovative UTT. And C-4’s many upperclassmen
“Yeah it was a real
first installment of the Cowboys elected to do
smoker,” PVT Beaver
semester was no some running of their
said.
exception. own…to the actual
CPT Ugenyi
But SGT Gomber’s UTT smoke pit.
“Yeah all the fat bodies
was a smoke fest in more
got back from Christmas “It’s an addiction,
Break and were especially alright? Don’t judge me,”
out of shape. I knew we LT Nugent said.
had to burn off some
calories. And what could
be better than a little fun- I
run?” SGT Gomber said.
John Coffey
(“The Green Mile”) SGT John Gomber