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Book Three
Michael Shea
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That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
All quotations in The Field of the Lilies are from The Gospel According to Saint Matthew.
The first quotation is from the first verse of that gospel, the second from the second,
and so forth.
A quotation comprises the first line of each quatrain on the left side.
The same quotation comprises the last line of the accompanying quatrain on the right side.
The translation from Greek into English is from The King James Version of the Bible.
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‘The’?
Uh huh:
That is, indeed, the first word in The Gospel According to Saint Matthew.
Try gar.
A Gatineau gar
I’ll write this side backwards: The last word, this time, must be
‘The’.”
‘Abraham’
Begat Isaac. When Yahweh told him to kill the boy, did Abe say? “I don’t give a damn
No. So is it okay that, a few verses later, Abraham just slaughtered a ram?
The ram
Gave a damn
‘Abraham.’
And Zara invented the alphabet. But backwards, beginning with the sign of Zorro: A
You think that’s confusing? Zorro spoke Castellano. So he pronounced ‘Z’ as ‘th’. Huh?
Huh:
And then Jezebel was not pleased. Ecclesiastes: ‘There is no new thing under the sun.’
The sun
Said, “A bull elephant has four feet. And, thus, begets baby elephants.
As Jezebel
Was to floozy.
A floozy
Picked a doozy of a daisy. Then she preserved that fine flower in alcohol. Boozy,
Then David set the guy up to be killed. That’s how Wee Davie did his king thing.
The soul of Uriah into eternity. And time and eternity haunted the head and heart of Jesse.
‘And Solomon’,
Two, three, and four judges speak their jazz and spout their jive
‘And Solomon.’
A cool cat
Named
Josaphat.
Josaphat
That he just shrugged when his widowed father started chasing a sex kitten.
Patches
Why not ‘patchez’? Why not ‘Natches’? Why not an end to endless begats, suchaz
To scratch, divine.
And ‘Amon’ and ‘human’ sort of rhyme. But here’s a much more serious case of cheatin’.
“Your cheatin’
Invented the roll in the hay: Too bad an invention became a cliché.
A cliché
It prefers to veg out. Les grosses légumes, the big vegetables, were thrown off thrones
‘And after’,
In a vegetable-storage barn:
Laughter
Is for swallows that sing about the bird on the wing: The bird of time.
‘And after’?
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Some people inherit the Earth. And some, unjustly and unfairly, the mud.
And some will stick. Pour enough water and some will flood
The floor. Write enough nonsense and a scribbler will cover the alphabet, backwards, with
And Azor begat Sadoc. And could never remember the kid’s name.
That
Begetting tomcat
Begat eighteen times. Then Missus Azor forgot to stop at the pharmacy on the way home.
‘And’
Holy Land.
Is holy sand.
It borders the holy water extending on and on and on and on, and never attaining the final
‘And’.
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‘Of whom’
Is the bell that tolls and the bull that toils? Doom
And the bull that toils is chastely concealed by the foggy gloom.
Lurking doom
Awaited Azor. For exhausted Missus Azor bought a razor. And removed the prolific balls
‘Of whom’.
Inscrutable ratiocinations.
Ratiocinations
‘Wise’
Guys
Are in the gospels. Though those virgins are wise when the guys just get the booby prize.
Prize
Number one: Twelve books written by the hack. Second prize: One book by the hack. Guys
Speaking the name of Mac The Thane win third prize. So here’s silent a word to the
‘Wise’.
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‘Just’
Dust
Descends, sure as rain, upon the just. And on the unjust: He who stole the umbrella of the
‘Just’.
‘Thee’
And me
‘Thee’.
‘Sins’,
Grins,
Are part of the game that Jack Falstaff loses and Atropos wins.
Great grins
‘Sins’.
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‘Spoken’,
Token
‘Spoken’.
‘Behold.’
In the fold,
It’s safe and warm. Yet, on the mountainside, the bluebells have tolled
‘Behold’.
‘Sleep’
“Hell is murky.” And its pits, for thieving hacks, are deep.
Deep
‘Sleep’.
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‘Till’
The bread basket. Or be gone with the wind. Or both -- for a while.
Ill
The sails of the Governors when Shakespeare’s recent duds empty the box office
‘Till’.
‘East’
Famine or feast?
‘East’?
‘King’
And pauper, if all the crops fail, will come a cropper. Sing
And of the arrow of time: Flying where the vulture is on the wind and the wing?
Wing
‘King’.
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‘King’
Around the rosies, pocket full of posies’, is a song about smallpox. “A pox on the shocks
That flesh is heir to,” says the husky where wigeons whistle and stool pigeons sing.
Until they fall off their stools in the Boar’s Head Tavern. Then ring
The closing bell. For time is a knave. And the wind-swift eagle of time is
‘King’.
‘Together’,
Wigeons of a feather
Are whistling in the gods: Ducks damning the hams, on the Stratford stage,
A nether
Feather,
From an Avon swan, scribbles Will Shakespeare’s latest play about boys and girls
‘Together’.
‘Written’,
And bitten,
Smitten
By lust’s arrow, Falstaff is the fall guy in the newest comedy Shakespeare has
‘Written’.
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‘Juda’
“Cruda,”
Is a-rhotic: That means without ‘r’. Sheba’s play is erotic: That doesn’t mean lewd. A
Masterpiece of erotic poetry was written by King Solomon. And blue jokes by
‘Juda’.
‘Herod’
How language is loaded. Sheba is a fair woman, and dark as the night skies
‘God’
‘Herod’.
‘Ye’
Anew,
It’s floating from Holsteins making fake Oka cheese to scam who? To scam
‘Ye’.
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‘The star’,
So far
In his car,
With its dead brakes and broken steering column, King Henry was far
From sure of surviving the ride. He implored the blue star of twilight, beseeching luck from
‘The star’.
King Henry the Sixth rescued Jack Falstaff: A very superannuated boy
Toy and trifle, it gives the Fates something to do. And that old boy
Jack Falstaff would steal and bury the scissors of the final Fate
Of ruling and praying and suffering: When the wings of wondering, ascending, whirr.
‘Whirr’
Rhymes with ‘were’ in Canadian English: The daily speech of the guy whose scripts lure
Fans to watch his plays about rulers and prayers and pain: Will Shakespeare’s plays about
The fans, gripping and grasping, clutched and clasped their loonies.
But no longer: The critics have been bribed. As Will writes, “They were suborned.”
“Suborned”
King Richard the Second learned the difference between being attentive to the warning,
‘Behold’
Gold
All the carpers are bought. So all the tickets are sold.
Sold,
Mister Mackers sold his soul for the power and the glory that his victims
‘Behold’.
‘By night’,
Where con artists continue to cozen the people whose lives they blight.
Blight
Burrows into the hearts of Mister and Missus Mackers. And their souls take flight
‘By night’.
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‘The Lord’
Is bored:
Having to spin every electron in the universe, for eons, wins for the Boss
By a guy who has retired to Florida -- to God’s waiting room -- where he waits to meet
‘The Lord’.
‘All’
The gall
Can’t save the foolish monarch from the hearse and coffin and pall.
A pall
Of trivial conversation descends upon that former chairman of the board who bought Gaul.
He divided France into three parts, and then made a profit by selling them
‘All’.
‘Jeremy’
By a hungry frog:
To be or not to be?
Hamlet hears those words in the chirping of the cricket. And in a cup of tea,
The leaves spell out their sad answer to the question asked by
‘Jeremy’.
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‘Because’
Many laws
In front of the Supreme Court, the poppas and the mommas, the paws and the maws,
Are gazing at the statute of Justicia. Holding his broadsword, and interpreting the laws,
He glares at the Bank of Canada. “Why are you going to decapitate the money men?”
“‘Because.’”
‘Dead’
That, at the end of the book, a perfectly satisfactory curmudgeon and misanthrope
‘Dead’.
‘Arise’
From your sleep. And reform, Mr. Scrooge. Be one of those nice guys
Who doesn’t stomp on kittens, or curse Claus, or broil the Easter Bunny. Humbug!
Back to ripping the wings off nightingales. And sticking hot pins into bluebottle flies.
Scrooge awakes. His dream, of silver denarii and gold crowns, flies
To the realm of nescience. To do unto others, Scrooge will stick it to the other guys.
“‘Arise.’”
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‘And he arose.’
The fisherman who stands where the golden gate glitters and gleams and glows.
Outside Thee Eezee Sleep and Sweet Dreemzzzzz Motel in Stratford. And the woes
Of one of Shakespeare’s visiting fans were increased by the bed bugs. And he awoke.
‘And he arose.’
‘Thither’
And whither,
In a perplexed dither.
The flames endlessly bite the toes of the damned. And they never escape thence
‘Thither’.
‘By’
And by is easily said, says Hamlet. If your first language is French, try
“Oui c’est those thirty, thoroughly thrilling, thoughtful things thus there, though that thieving
Throng’s thirsty throbbing throats threaten then thwart the thrifty thriving throne.” Aie yaie!
“Aie yaie!”
‘By’.”
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Of guys who have propositioned his wife. And Pistol’s blunderbuss will insist
On peppering Jack’s butt with buckshot. Should that old buck pray, for help, to
‘Repent’?
Says Jack Falstaff. But first comes Fat Tuesday: Each week.
Yet Lent will come: Too bad that time’s bow is drawn and bent.
John the Baptist has heard Jack the lecher’s prayer. And the Baptist has bent
Pistol’s ear toward the soft sound of a plea for mercy. So, for Lent,
Pistol gives up shooting guys who have propositioned Nell. But only if they reform and
‘Repent’.
Oh ye flack artists. Advertise till shamefully shameless lies reach azure skies.
Pistol may
Also give up shooting lechers for Advent: A season when children play
In snow. And chickadees sing black notes on that white background. And seraphim sing,
‘Loins’
With wenches
Groins
‘Loins’.
‘Round’
Underground,
‘Round’.
When luring souls toward Satan’s steaming cauldrons and red-hot bins.
Bins
A minor matter when Jack and other Catholics are talking with Friar Lawrence and
‘O generation of vipers’,
Were pasted down by scoundrels using snake venom bottled at your glue factory,
‘O generation of vipers’.
‘Meet’
And greet:
Was glued to his chair by O Generation of Vipers venom. When he tried to stand, to greet
His chum King Lear, Jack found himself using language that, in public, is never proper or
‘Meet’.
‘Abraham’
Is on the lam:
He had no permit
To slaughter a ram.
A ram
From Mackers’ Knackers Inc. That other ram was caught in the brambles that scratched
‘Abraham’.
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‘The axe’
Attacks
Big Mac’s
Is a registered trade mark. Mister Mackers owns that apostrophe. And legal attacks
By another burger chain ceased when the lawyers saw Macker’s weapon and the blood on
‘The axe’.
‘Fire’
A briar
Is any thorny bush, including the wild rose. And in mediaeval England, a pyre
Leapt higher when the House of the White Rose tossed all the red roses into the
‘Fire’.
‘Whose fan’
King Lear. But off-stage, he finds a fan decorated with scenes of old Japan. And he asks,
“‘Whose fan’?”
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‘Galilee’
Has a sea
That isn’t: It’s a lake. And there, Jesus walked on water? And on the Avon, a water strider
Skitters between the sky and its reflection, between the intangible and its not-quite reality.
Reality:
What is that? Whatever people who are really real say it is? Really? A sea
Of contention swamps every attempt to define, and thus control, the reality of the man from
‘Galilee’.
“‘Thou’”,
“Hast not my big brown beautiful eyes.” “But pigs are intelligent,” said the sow. True.
Now
Is the hour for them to say goodbye: The hour for the cow and the sow
To be slaughtered at Mackers’ Knackers. Beef with tea. Pork for two. Anything for
‘Thou’?
‘Now’
An unofficial national motto. The other is “Ça va? Pas pire.” O Canada, now how?
How
Is Mackers’ Knackers expanding into the British market? By slaughtering every mad cow
From Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter. That’s how Mister Mackers is making a killing
‘Now’.
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‘The water’
Will’s daughter,
‘The water’.
“‘This’”,
Says the chuckling voice in the rill, “Is water that the breeze and the sunlight kiss.”
Reflects that little England enjoys so few days of golden light and azure bliss.
It was bliss
To be alive, Wordsworth wrote: Especially when one considers the alternative. The kiss
Of the angel of death may be gentle. And yet, better not that. Better
‘This’.
‘Then’
A rural wren
The wren
‘Then’.
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Of Hamlet’s hambones
Hamlet fights
Leave the heart of the matter dark: Ebony as midnight in the prophet’s soul during his
“‘Bread’,
Give me many loaves of bread! That’s my bag, man,” the Festival’s Chairman said,
‘Bread’ means money. And that bag used to hold chemicals that screw up the head.
The head
Of the Board, and the Board at the head of the Stratford Shakespearean Festival, said,
“At the Seder, that prophet saw the future -- the suffering of his own body -- when he broke
‘Bread’.”
‘It is written’
Because they don’t truly know each other. Yet, Cupid’s arrow has struck and bitten.
‘Bitten’
By language and by the night and by the love of love, they say what the Fates penned:
‘It is written’.
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And ascending, sings about sins in Stratford: A town no one could confuse with
‘And’
‘And”.
‘It’
Sings a Biblical song about Goliath, the guy who took the hit.
Hit
Between the eyes by a stone flung with the force and accuracy of a bullet, and lit
By the last daylight of his last day, Goliath saw a brief vision of the farm. Then he bought
‘It.’
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‘Exceeding high’
Why ply
The Guy with pennies since he commemorates a plot that never happened: No treason
‘Exceeding high’.
Jack Falstaff comes perilously close to telling Doll Tearsheet that he loves her. The dim
Light would hide the fact that, in truth, he does. Doll frowns.
Les petits sous, the little pennies, received their marching order:
“‘The Devil’
Is on the level
About as often as you, Jack: Your patter and spiel are smooth
Never dishevel
Fur of Satan’s pet pussycat. Or you will risk the raging wrath of
‘The Devil’.
“‘Now’
Sail to Byzantium,
Falstaff leaves. He strolls to the Avon. And watches Stratford’s municipal garbage scow
‘Now’.
“‘Zabulon’
Is on
He draws the roadmap to Byzantium, by way of Zagreb and Zaragoza and Zanzibar and
‘Zabulon’.
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‘Which’
Rich
Where the emperor has no clothes. And his harem, not a stitch.
Men, and nine poor men, from being naked. Without their clothes, could one tell which is
‘Which’?
‘Galilee’
To be or not to be?
That is the question Ophelia asked when she contemplated the endless sea
Called eternity. And she sought an answer to her question in words of the man from
‘Galilee’.
‘Shadow of death’,
‘Shadow of death’.
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‘For’
Biblical lore
Between the land of Nod and the sea of forever, Eve created the lore
Of a primaeval world: An eon when everything was before what people are
‘For’.
Sees the calm sea mirror the joys, and woes, of his years yet to be.
To be or not to be
To rule the realm of his own soul? The emperor asks that question of the prophet
‘And he’
To be
Warm on the shore or cold in the water? Better warm on the shore. But the sea
Of the future, always lapping at his feet, would flood the strand. The empress knows that.
‘And he’.
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‘Straightway’,
An emperor order the lake to warm up? Yes. Will that make any difference? No.
So he gasps in the cold, where the diving gannets plunge and the flying fish play.
In his play,
To the cold of January. And taking no detours, he travels from hidden love to open hatred
‘Straightway’.
‘Zebedee’
‘Zebedee’.
‘The ship’
Van Winkle could see the ship of fools on the Atlantic. And see Atropos snip and clip
The life-threads of the passengers and crew: People terrified by the storm that dooms
‘The ship’.
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‘All’
Fall
And on the ship of fools, all are listening to the Sirens’ call.
Call
Brings November’s melancholy: Birds leaving, leaves dying, and clouds casting a pall on
‘All’.
‘Lunatick’?
Yes. But the song of the Sirens reaches the core and quick
Pick
And shovel your words carefully, Falstaff. Though Nell Quickly is quick,
Doll Tearsheet is slow, as you know. Is that important under the harvest moon, “Jack the
‘Lunatick’”?
‘Decapolis’
In domestic bliss
‘Decapolis’.
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‘Seeing’
Everything agreeing
Fleeing
From Narcissus in The Willows of the Brook, Jack Falstaff finds himself agreeing
‘Seeing’.
‘And’
‘And’.
‘Theirs’
‘Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven’: A kingdom free of tears.
Those who care are resting their self-worth on things: On endlessly getting and getting
‘Theirs’.
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Jack Falstaff’s dog, Jack Russell, has died. And Falstaff feels forlorn
‘Blessed are the meek; for they shall inherit the earth’.
Was equally the home of man and dog. And was the dog of less worth
Than some men? No dog has ever been a torturer. No dog is arrogant and contemptuous.
‘Blessed are the meek; for they shall inherit the earth.’
Which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. “Stay,
Of human consciousness, always slipping away like water through a net, will never stay
Still. And people who accept that limitation on understanding the heart of life?
The peace that soothes a soul who harkens to forgiveness whispering in the heart’s core.
Until post-traumatic stress left him disabled. Then the military showed him the door.
Falstaff and his on-again, off-again friends, the three Fates, adopted that damaged dog.
‘Blessed are the pure in heart; for they shall see God.’
It’s odd
That God will let Jack Falstaff into Heaven? Not really. Because, blessed are the merciful.
‘Blessed are the pure in heart; for they shall see God.’
‘Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.’
In the Scottish play, the raven flying over the castle has cawed
And his compassion for the victims whom human talons killed and clawed.
‘Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.’
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