Blew me away Powaliło

unreal Niesamowite
Piece of cake Bułka z masłem
smoothly Gładko
crew załoga
Skeleton crew minimalna
leave no stone unturned
poruszyć niebo i ziemię
Don’t judge a book by its cover Nie oceniaj książki po okładce
cover Okładka
Gatehouse stróżówka
Refer to Odnosić się do
Feel under the weather być nie w sosie czuć się nie w sosie, czuć się
chorym
Pull yourself together Wziąć się w garść
when pigs fly nigdy
bench press wyciskanie sztangi na ławeczce
bench ławeczka
even nawet
Once in a blue moon Raz na ruski rok
Full of beans Pełny energii
Freak out świrować
Bob’s your uncle „gotowe”, „załatwione”, „(i) po sprawie”, w
porząsiu, raz-dwa i po wszystkim, ciach-mach i
po wszystkim i tyle
Leg it uciekać
Sod = Murphy’s Law Prawo Murphiego
Flog it Opchnąć, opylic
Splash out Rozwalać kasę
Not my cup of tea to nie moja bajka nie znam się na tym
plot wątek
Gossip = chinwag pogaduszki
donkey’s years całe wieki kopę lat

What do you give an armless child for

Christmas?

Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it

anyways.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the
camera every time they make a group photo.
Even people who are good for nothing have the
capacity to bring a smile to your face, for
instance when you push them down the stairs.
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the
electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
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"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please
hold my hand?"
At a first date:
He: “I work with animals every day!”

She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”

He: “I’m a butcher.”

"Madam, your son just called me ugly!"

The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so

sorry, I must have told him like a thousand
times it is wrong to judge people just from how
they look..."

Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"

"To the morgue."

"What? But I’m not dead yet!"

"And we’re not there yet."

I got a job as a librarian, but it only lasted half
an hour.
Turns out, books about women's rights
shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

My old aunts would come and tease me at

weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be
next?”

We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started

doing the same to them at funerals.
Titanic: „And I’m nominating all passengers for
the Ice Bucket Challenge!”
Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?

Allahu Akbar my son. Allahu Akbar.